Feline Philosophy

Oh great Sirs and Madams of furball gathering, below is the condensed version of the Cat Philosophy Handbook:

1. Life is hard then you nap.

2. When in doubt, cop an attitude.

3. Never sleep alone, when you can sleep on someone's face.

4. Variety is the spice of life.

5. On day one ignore humans, on day two annoy them

6. Make your mark in this world, or at least spray in every corner.

7. Curiosity has never killed anything, except a few hours.

8. As you go out into the world, remember... being placed on a pedestal is not a priveledge, it is a right.

9. The SOLE purpose of humans on earth is to provide, food, shelter, grooming, warmth, affection, snacks, rubs, scratches, and monetary support of our wills, whims, needs, fancies, lusts, and desires.

10. Any human found not complying to item #9 shall be scratched, sprayed, bugged, harrased, rubbed, annoyed, awoken, and otherwise bothered until compliance is attained.

Don't show this to Ziroc, he'll hang you. :D
Well good sh**!

*cowers after reading the post*

Ziroc, Arvon was only kidding, I swear it! He loooooves cats. Right Arvon?

*bows to the meow* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Now taht was funny! Now baricade your house before [img]graemlins/choc.gif[/img] will pay you a visit. :D

thats why you don't like cats?? that why I LOVE them. dogs require too much maintenance, whereas a cat could care less if you're there or not, as long as you comply with item 9.

I miss my purdy little kitten-kat (who goes by many names including kitten-poo, poo-kitten, and poo-kat) I had to move 8 hours away from her, and couldn't bring her with me cause she'd end up on Crowchild Trail (a main road here).

OH GOD, this cracked me up!

edit: oh my, i leveled up!

[ 01-03-2004, 05:29 PM: Message edited by: Raistlin Majere ]

*cries* I wish I had a fluffy wuffy kitty witty! [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]

*pets her felines while they purr prettily and plot the overthrow of civilization* [img]graemlins/kittynow.gif[/img]

hehe :D

here's a thought: all truly great villains had cats. Dr Evil had one, and Don Corleone had one (thats if you consider him a villain [img]tongue.gif[/img] ). do I detect a pattern? could it be that behind my cat's beautiful green eyes is the mind of an evil genius?? I can only hope ;)

[ 01-03-2004, 09:59 PM: Message edited by: spydar ]

I like cats, but mine always tend to be suicidal. Has anyone ever had 4 cats run over in a month, followed by 2 more that died very mysterious deaths? The one I have now is absolutly black and very strong and healthy but with my luck it will drink a bottle of Windex and then throw up in my shoes before dying.
:)

No, mine are indoor only cats and that's one reason of many that they are!
Sorry to hear you've lost yours, maybe you should consider a dog that can be tied up or keeping your cat indoors in the future.

Hard to believe we used to worship them way back when, perhaps they're trying to repeat history? :D

love the no 9 and 10 part [img]smile.gif[/img]

An how about dr gadegets´(sp?) villian dont know his name but he had a cat...