Some of the artists from the 60's & 70's are re-releasing their hits with new
lyrics to accommodate us...good news, for those feeling a little older
and missing those great old tunes...

Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker"
The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip"
The Temptations - "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone"
Ringo Starr - "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"
Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through The Grape Nuts"
Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade Of Hair"
Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"
Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
ABBA - "Denture Queen"
Paul Simon - Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"
Roberta Flack - "The First Time I Ever Forgot Your Face"
Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom"
Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"
Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
Steppenwolf- Born to Nap Awhile
The Beatles: "All You Need is Levitra"
Rolling Stones - "(I can't get no) Fiber Action"
Elvis Presley - "Viva Viagra"
Elvis Presley - "Love Me Tender" (a.k.a. The Prostate Song)
Martha & the Vandellas - "(BenGay is like a) Heat Wave"
The Angels - "My Lawyer's Back (and you're gonna be in trouble)"
Jeannie C. Riley - "Harper Valley C.P.R."
Leslie Gore - "It's My Impeachment (and I'll Lie if I want to)"

Thats just... wrong...

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LMAO vulcan rider [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

<font color=deepskyblue>Those are hilarious, <font color=dodgerblue>Vulcan Rider</font>! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Where did you find them?</font>

My favorite. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Most of them were posted on another newsgroup I read, but the last few (starting with "Fiber Action") I made up myself.

Can anybody think of some more?

Most of them were posted on another newsgroup I read, but the last few (starting with "Fiber Action") I made up myself.

Can anybody think of some more? </font>[/QUOTE]<font color=deepskyblue>WOW!!! That's most impressive that you came up with those on your own. Good job. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

I've been trying to think of some more to add, and I've only managed to come up with a few so far.

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Aretha Franklin - G-E-R-I-T-O-L
Robert Palmer - Social In-Security
Robert Palmer - Doctor, Doctor...(Bad Case of Forgetting You..)
Tina Turner - Private Home Health Nurse
Beach Boys - Little New Scooter
Beastie Boys - You Gotta Fight, For Your Right, To....uh...uh...
Bee Gees - Saturday Night Bingo Fever
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Nursing Home, Alabama
Beatles - Well She Was Just Seventy...
Ted Nugent - Cataract Scratch Fever
Elton John - Rocking Man (been sitting in the chair a long, long time)
Beatles - Strawberry Ensure Forever
Culture Club - I've Tumbled Forward (and I can't GET UP!)
Paul Simon(?) - 50 Ways to Cath Your Bladder
Michael Jackson - I'm Looking For a Man in the Mirror
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That's all I can think of now. May have more later.</font>

[ 11-02-2003, 06:54 PM: Message edited by: Cerek the Barbaric ]

Wow, Cerek! ROFL ! But I'm surprised you didn't finish this one:

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Beastie Boys - You Gotta Fight, For Your Right, To <font color=red> POTTY </font>

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<font color=deepskyblue> [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] ROTFLMAO!!!!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] That is the PERFECT finishing touch, <font color=dodgerblue>V.R.</font> I just drew a complete blank when I tried to think of a last word to go there....and you came up with the best possible answer. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Glad you liked the list. I admit some of them were pretty weak, but I was rather proud of a few of them. My personal favorites were the Bee Gees, Culture Club and Michael Jackson. I thought of a few more (I edited the list to add the Lynyrd Skynyrd selection), but I couldn't remember all of them when I went back to add them. I'll post them later when I think of them again.</font>

<font color=deepskyblue>Alright, I've been giving it some thought over the last few days and have managed to come up with a few more to add to the collection.

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Brownsville Station - Snoring in the Bathroom
Village People - A.A.R.P.
Billy Ocean - Get Into My Motorhome
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Wrinkled Man
Queen - Another Friend Bites The Dust
Queen - Botoxin Rhapsody
Who - Shuffleboard Wizard
Rolling Stones - Jumping Back Gas (I got gas, gas, gas)
Aerosmith - Get a Polygrip
Twisted Sister - We're Not Going To Take Our Medicine
Sammy Hagar - I Can't Drive Over 45.
Joe Cocker - Nurse, Lift Me Up Into My Chair
ZZ Top - Gimme All Your Valium
Jimmy Buffet - Changes in Medicare, Changes in Social Fare
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ROFL ! ! ! My sides hurt, and now I gotta wipe off the screen. Those were great, especially "Another Friend Bites the Dust"!

I hadn't thought much about it lately. All I've come up with is Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls", no changes needed...

<font color=deepskyblue>I also came up with several that didn't need to be changed.

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Rod Stewart - This Old Heart of Mine
Who - Who are You? (cause I can't remember your name)
Lynyrd Skynyrd - What's Your Name? (same as above)
Rod Stewart - Have I Told You Lately, That I Love You (same theme)
AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long (but I still wouldn't wake up)
Lionel Richie - All Night Long (is how long it will take to perform)
U2 - Where the Streets Have No Name (at least I none I can remember)
George Thorogood - I Drink Alone
Poison - Look What the Cat Dragged In
Huey Lewis and the News - If This Is It (then why did I want to stick around so long?)
Huey Lewis and the News - 100 Years From Now (could possibly be used as new anthem for American Bandstand..100 Years From Now, Dick Clark still looks the same)
Culture Club - Time (won't give me Time)
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[ 11-05-2003, 12:05 AM: Message edited by: Cerek the Barbaric ]