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Just a little social experiment of mine:
...ah... so what was the worst/most embaressing/most shameful place you've ever left a booger? On the underside of your girlfriends pillow? On your friends steering wheel when you borrowed his car? On a shirt you forgot about, and wore again without washing? I don't know.... you tell me. |
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Three summers ago, I had a job as an over-worked, underpaid grease monkey in a car repair garage in Holland. One day, these two beautiful girls walked into the place, all stressed out as they'd just punctured a tire on the road outside the garage. So I came swaggering out, in my role of all-providing male, and helped them sort everything out. Once they'd left and expressed their eternal gratitude, I went to wash my hands. There was a mirror above the sink there, and as I looked into it, I saw to my horror a big booger on my cheek. It had been there all throughout my encounter with these two gorgeous damsels in distress. I was horribly embarrassed, and secretly thankful they never had a flat near that particular garage again.
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Oh no... Arledrian that is awful!! Oh man....
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roflmao...I ain't telling :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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mine would probably be my friends cat. now its not as it sounds, i didnt do it intentionally. after digging it out secretly, i just sort of flung it off the tip of my finger into a dark and dusty corner. too bad the cat had chosen that particular corner for a nap. i knew i had hit him accidently when he hissed and ran out of the corner with booger dangling from his ear. that led to an awkard situation...
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I have no shame...
When I was young (woulda been bout 10 I spose) I would be too lazy to get out of bed so I'd wipe my boogers between my bed and the wall, needless to say my stepmum wasn't too impressed when it came time to wash my sheets [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] she was evil though so I'm over it ^^ These days I'm a bit more self concious so only wipe my boogers on a tissue [img]graemlins/blueblink.gif[/img] |
I'm with Donut, he's been at the Elixer! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
Yorick, why don't you answer your own question, I don't believe you have :D http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/kfgh5.gif |
ARGH! what happened to my spinning, kicking, flaming, red kung fu gal? :(
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I can't ever say I've really left a booger anywhere bad. But once last year in one of my unfeminine moments, i shot a fat snot rocket out of my nose while about to get into my car...right as some guys were walking by, LOL. One of them was all "Dude nice shot!" [img]tongue.gif[/img] Needless to say i got in my car quick and didn't shoot anymore snot rockets at school ;) :D </font> [ 10-25-2003, 05:30 PM: Message edited by: Lady Blue03 ] |
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This happened not too long ago, last week, I was sitting at my computer during second hour and this big monster boogie was like on the edge of coming out of my nostril so I'm all trying to breath it back in and on the exhale it falls out and I assumed I got it back in, the next day the teacher came up and said "Andrew, we had a complaint yesterday about a booger on the keyboard..." [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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This one is a bit disgusting so if you are eating stop reading now...
Ready? Okey... Last summer I was working in a gasstation and had a very bad cold, and one day as I was pumping diesel fuel on this huge Pajero for a guy who dressed like he was about to swear an oath as a presidebt... I sneezed and since I was wearing gloves that were soaked in oil and fuel I just turned to my side and sneezed and wow what a sneeze... almost felt like my lungs were flying out of my nose... I looked around but didn't see any nastiness... another car came and I started pumping and the guy from the first car came back and as he was driving away I noticed a HUGE slimy, green disgusting booger... on the back window of the car... [img]smile.gif[/img] I really hope this guy won't be back... ever... [img]smile.gif[/img] Told you, you shouldn't have read it... [img]smile.gif[/img] |
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http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/kfgh5.gif </font>[/QUOTE]sweet as :D How you been Wendy? taking care of life? [img]smile.gif[/img] EDIT: And so I'm not fully off topic, while I was at work I remembered this other snot story... I was in primary school at an assembly rehearsal for something, anyways... all us kids were lined up in rows sitting on the floor of the assembly hall and I was at the front of one of these rows. I had the hell stuffed up nose but no tissues or hankie to blow my nose with so I kept sniffing the slime back in hoping the thing we were doing would finish so I could get to the loo to get rid of the gunk on toilet paper. Needless to say, that never happened... I sneezed, really loud so that everyone heard and all this snot landed on the ground in front of me, but that's not the worst part, attatched to my face was the biggest snot bubble I'd ever (or have ever) had. Needing to get out of there I stood up and ran for the doorleaving a teacher to clean up the mess I'd left on the floor... ahh memories... :D [ 10-25-2003, 11:28 PM: Message edited by: Downunda ] |
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http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/kfgh5.gif </font>[/QUOTE]sweet as :D How you been Wendy? taking care of life? [img]smile.gif[/img] EDIT: And so I'm not fully off topic, while I was at work I remembered this other snot story... I was in primary school at an assembly rehearsal for something, anyways... all us kids were lined up in rows sitting on the floor of the assembly hall and I was at the front of one of these rows. I had the hell stuffed up nose but no tissues or hankie to blow my nose with so I kept sniffing the slime back in hoping the thing we were doing would finish so I could get to the loo to get rid of the gunk on toilet paper. Needless to say, that never happened... I sneezed, really loud so that everyone heard and all this snot landed on the ground in front of me, but that's not the worst part, attatched to my face was the biggest snot bubble I'd ever (or have ever) had. Needing to get out of there I stood up and ran for the doorleaving a teacher to clean up the mess I'd left on the floor... ahh memories... :D </font>[/QUOTE]OMG, ROTFL!, and also my condolences Downunda! But feel special, cause not everyone can breath a big snot bubble ;) http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/kfgh5.gif |
For a disgusting topic it is sure getting a few responses isn't it Yorrrick ;)
Where do you come up with all these fun ideas? [img]smile.gif[/img] |
The worst place I have seen somebody leave a booger is on a seat on the subway. Ewwwwwwww!!!!! [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]
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LEAVE a booger??!! And waste all of those valuable nutrients??? :D ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Heh, seriously, you'd have to ask a biochemist [img]smile.gif[/img] Yet I would imagine they would mainly consist of dried cytoplasm (this gel-like substance that fils the bulk of your cells) secreted to envelope and 'capture' foreign matter in the nostrils (such as dust). For all the talk of boogers being dirty, I guess they wouldn't really be all that bad for you, unless of course your cytoplasm (ie: snot) is infected with bacteria/viral matter. And of course, the meningicoccal (meningitus) virus can often lie dormant in your nose, so you might not wanna chow down just for that reason [img]smile.gif[/img] |
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In my brother's sandwich. :D
Yorrrick, are you staying over at LoA's place ? Just asking. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] |
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I'm no fun? [img]redface.gif[/img] ok, then I will tell you guys a secret....I used to wipe them off on my moms car seat, right on the side, so when she got in, she would see them, and freak out :D
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In my nose of course! Everywhere else I've left one made sense and was completely necessary, if not sanitary. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] |
Oh man, you guys are so nasty. I think you should all chill out here [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Arledrian I am NOT clicking on that link!!
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I'm not going to that link either, Gawd knows...! :D
Yorick you still haven't answered your own thread question. Inquiring minds, baited breath, and all that. :D http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/kfgh5.gif [ 10-26-2003, 08:55 PM: Message edited by: ladyzekke ] |
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Yorkick, why havn't you, as the starter of this thread, given your story on this? Embarrased? [img]tongue.gif[/img] |
Stop saying booger! lol Its not the correct word! Its BOGIE! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
As for where I've left one, I think as a child I left a few around the car.... Got borin in the back seat y'know. Nothin TOO rotten :D |
The worst place I left a booger, was when I was sick and had to do live television. I'd finished my work, and we got the call to go on... so out I went, completly unaware that I'd left my booger on my left hand, in full view of the tv camera whenever I played certain chords. I knew something was awry when I could see the girls in the front row squirming and making "ooh yuk" faces....
..and then I woke up from my nightmare!! (Did I fool you??) :D No.. really the worst time was when I had a part time job as a massage therapist. I'd just finished working on a client when I heard her say: "What's this on my cl..." No no only kidding... I've never been a massage therapist. (Did I fool you again?) :D :D No, really the worst time was when I was in little athletics in school. I was running in the hundred meters when a booger I'd left on my hand flung into this kids face running behind me. He breathed it in and started choking. He had to pull up so I won. I kind of felt guilty about the whole thing.... until I remembered I was JOKING!! Hahahaha! :D :D Actually.. the truth is I've never picked my nose. This was just a social experiment to see who does..... - - - - FOOLED YOU! :D :D Nah.. I don't know. When I was a kid we moved around a lot. One time, we had some friends help us move. One of the items they put in the truck was my desk chair. The depository for many a days work. Of course there were lots of years old gems still hanging on the bottom of the seat.. which to my horror my friend noticed, and jokingly commented on. Yuk. And that's the truth. ;) |
The worst place I left a booger, was when I was sick and had to do live television. I'd finished my work, and we got the call to go on... so out I went, completly unaware that I'd left my booger on my left hand, in full view of the tv camera whenever I played certain chords. I knew something was awry when I could see the girls in the front row squirming and making "ooh yuk" faces....
..and then I woke up from my nightmare!! (Did I fool you??) :D No.. really the worst time was when I had a part time job as a massage therapist. I'd just finished working on a client when I heard her say: "What's this on my cl..." No no only kidding... I've never been a massage therapist. (Did I fool you again?) :D :D No, really the worst time was when I was in little athletics in school. I was running in the hundred meters when a booger I'd left on my hand flung into this kids face running behind me. He breathed it in and started choking. He had to pull up so I won. I kind of felt guilty about the whole thing.... until I remembered I was JOKING!! Hahahaha! :D :D Actually.. the truth is I've never picked my nose. This was just a social experiment to see who does..... - - - - FOOLED YOU! :D :D Nah.. I don't know. When I was a kid we moved around a lot. One time, we had some friends help us move. One of the items they put in the truck was my desk chair. The depository for many a days work. Of course there were lots of years old gems still hanging on the bottom of the seat.. which to my horror my friend noticed, and jokingly commented on. Yuk. And that's the truth. ;) |
The worst place I left a booger, was when I was sick and had to do live television. I'd finished my work, and we got the call to go on... so out I went, completly unaware that I'd left my booger on my left hand, in full view of the tv camera whenever I played certain chords. I knew something was awry when I could see the girls in the front row squirming and making "ooh yuk" faces....
..and then I woke up from my nightmare!! (Did I fool you??) :D No.. really the worst time was when I had a part time job as a massage therapist. I'd just finished working on a client when I heard her say: "What's this on my cl..." No no only kidding... I've never been a massage therapist. (Did I fool you again?) :D :D No, really the worst time was when I was in little athletics in school. I was running in the hundred meters when a booger I'd left on my hand flung into this kids face running behind me. He breathed it in and started choking. He had to pull up so I won. I kind of felt guilty about the whole thing.... until I remembered I was JOKING!! Hahahaha! :D :D Actually.. the truth is I've never picked my nose. This was just a social experiment to see who does..... - - - - FOOLED YOU! :D :D Nah.. I don't know. When I was a kid we moved around a lot. One time, we had some friends help us move. One of the items they put in the truck was my desk chair. The depository for many a days work. Of course there were lots of years old gems still hanging on the bottom of the seat.. which to my horror my friend noticed, and jokingly commented on. Yuk. And that's the truth. ;) |
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