Everybody knows the Pope's health, he's dieing slowly.
Well, I wanna know... who will be the next Pope?, who do you think?
The people say that the next Pope will be from America Latina, or from Spain
but I'm really know...
"Not from Spain else France"
The next Pope will be from France, or other country with french language,
like african Countries. I dont know. If the next Pope is french the mean for
this century will be true. But who known?
Pride for your soul then.... hehehe just a kidding.
Who will be the next?
Shaide. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Oprah?... [img]smile.gif[/img]

I could be a good pope, but sadly, I don't follow any faith :D

How could one guess who will be the next pope? I mean does anyone know the names of the cardinals etc.? Anyway I'm sad to see this one go. I like him even though I doesn't agree with him about religious matters. [img]smile.gif[/img]

I vote for Dennis Miller [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Is it too late to apply ? I could use a new job.

*shudders* Imagine Johnny as the pope... *shudders violently* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*shudders* Imagine Johnny as the pope... *shudders violently* [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Start praying Willow.... start praying. :D

*shudders* Imagine Johnny as the pope... *shudders violently* [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Start praying Willow.... start praying. :D </font>[/QUOTE]Old joke:

A taxi driver and a preacher arrived at the Pearly Gates at the same time. The taxi driver was ushered in to a wondrous ceremony, with bugles, confetti, a band... the works. The preacher was welcomed with a handshake.

Confused, the preacher asked Saint Peter why that was.

Saint Peter smiled and responded, "He drove more people to prayer in his cab than you ever did in your sermons."

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

So, maybe Johnny would be a good choice?

Amen to that. :D

Actually I would stop praying (if that was possible ;) ) if you ever became the pope. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Bungleau, LOL! But I think there's a point in your joke. Since johnny would make every church into a pub the number of visitors would probably increase. :D

*shudders* Imagine Johnny as the pope... *shudders violently* [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Start praying Willow.... start praying. :D </font>[/QUOTE]What would the holy relic be? A mug of beer? :D [img]graemlins/drinkup.gif[/img]

<font color=lime>Do you think they will do a background check first? </font>

[ 10-17-2003, 04:02 AM: Message edited by: LordKathen ]

(imagines johnny drinking lots of wine during the ceremony, walking sideways, wobbling left and right, then making funny noises, then singing off-tune then finally throwing up on queen elizabeth..)

im sure you would be remembered for that johnny :D ... and will be in the history forever.. ;)

[ 10-17-2003, 04:45 AM: Message edited by: Harkoliar ]

Great, now I have the image of Pope Johnny blessing a child in the basin of Holy Beer!

Wanna bet?


Current odds:


Dionigi Tettamanzi 5/4 -
Jaime Lucas Ortega y Alamino 7/2 -
Francis Arinze 4 -
Giacomo Biffi 8 -
Count Christoph von Schoenborn 10 -
Giovanni Battista Re 10 -
Jorge Mario Bergoglio 12 -
Joseph Ratzinger 12 -
Claudio Hummes 14 -
Jean-Marie Lustiger 16 -
Miloslav Vlk (Czech Republic) 16 -
Godfried Daneels 20 -
Norberto Rivera Carrera 20 -

My money's on the Nigerian Arinze.