Found this recently (actually was following a link to their Matrix script from SixofSpades' page)
and I keep laughing at EVERY article

http://ter.air0day.com/

Here's something from LOTR1

</font><blockquote>code:</font><hr /><pre style="font-size:x-small; font-family: monospace;">Suddenly, the group is surrounded by enemies again. The
enemies are defeated again. ELIJAH is stabbed again.

ELIJAH WOOD
Ahhh Jesus, this one hurts more
than usual. I think it's really
killing me.

VIGGO MORTENSEN
Ian, can't you heal him?

IAN MCKELLEN
No, see, I'm a level 5 wizard, you
can't cast Resurrection or Heavy
Heal until level 6. I need 4,523
more experience points. Oh, hey,
this battle gave me 5,000! Hang on,
let me increase my stats.
(pause)
Okay, done.</pre>[/QUOTE]

ROFLMAO!Good one mate¨!
I like this one the best!

Time to be creative!
Hmm...
Can't conjure up anything...
Oh, wait!

NEO
She is a program, created many years ago so she can fu** me up now because me and Morpheus believed her, but she was screwing with our minds all the time because she is a totally evil program working for you, isn't she?
NOT DONALD SUTHERLAND, TRY AS HE MIGHT
Yes.


Not very good, but I'm in a writer's block.

OMG, guys, those are some great quotes. Put up more!!

</font><blockquote>code:</font><hr /><pre style="font-size:x-small; font-family: monospace;">CGI TOBEY MAGUIRE talks to CGI WILLEM DAFOE.

CGI WILLEM DAFOE
So, Tobey, I was wondering if you
wanted to join me?

CGI TOBEY MAGUIRE
What, are you kidding? Join you in
what? Why are you even asking me
such a stupid question?

CGI WILLEM DAFOE
Because this is the part in the
Superman script where the bad guy
asks the good guy to join him.

CGI TOBEY MAGUIRE
Well, no.

CGI WILLEM DAFOE
Fine! Then I will kidnap Kirsten
Dunst! If you wish to see her again,
be at the bridge in an hour! Bwa ha
ha!</pre>[/QUOTE]...

</font><blockquote>code:</font><hr /><pre style="font-size:x-small; font-family: monospace;">NEW YORK CITY

CGI TOBEY MAGUIRE swings through the streets, eventually
landing on the EMPIRE STATE BUILDING with the EMPIRE STATE
BUILDING visible behind him.

TOBEY MAGUIRE (V.O.)
So, back to the stupid narration..
Who am I? I'm Darkman. I mean,
Spider-Man! Dammit!</pre>[/QUOTE]

[ 09-06-2003, 01:58 PM: Message edited by: Faceman ]

</font><blockquote>code:</font><hr /><pre style="font-size:x-small; font-family: monospace;"> HUGO WEAVING
Mr. Anderson.

KEANU REEVES
That's good, but it really came
from the first movie. Got anything
else?

Suddenly, a bunch of other HUGO WEAVINGS show up. They
FIGHT to VIDEO GAME MUSIC. Despite all of the enormous
hype, it is extremely clear when the scene switches into
CGI-mode.

HUGO WEAVING
Why are you using kung fu? Can't
you jump inside us and delete us
like in the last movie? Isn't that
one of your super awesome powers?

KEANU REEVES
Nah, the only real new power I have
is flight.

HUGO WEAVING
That sucks.

KEANU REEVES
Not as badly as my appearance when
I do my little mid-air spin move
with this pole.

He fights and fights and fights and eventually gives up and
flies away.</pre>[/QUOTE]

Where do you get this stuff from?! This is insanely great!

Check the link in the first post of thius thread.

Check the link in the first post of thius thread. </font>[/QUOTE]Oops! Did you check out the T3 script? I just passed out from laughing I tell you! Me thinks I'll be spending the rest of the night reading those scripts hihi :D

That's indeed how I spend some nights this week (how pathetic am I actually [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img] )
We however owe this link to SixofSpades' great site at
http://www.geocities.com/sixospades/
I just recently cut away the bg2 part from Volothamp's Comeuppance and there I was. BTW he has some great stuff too.
[img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img] I'm just sugar-coding this and thus manipulating these fools into a denial-of-service attack [img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img]
Wait! Did I just write that out loud?

[ 09-06-2003, 07:59 PM: Message edited by: Faceman ]

<font color=cadetblue>This is a great site! The Mortal Kombat script had me rolling in laughter for about 10 minutes. My mom came in to see if I was having a seizure or something... :D </font>

DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT™

By Rod Hilton


FADE IN:

DUDE 1
Dude, where's my car?

DUDE 2
Dude, where's your car?

They partake in subtle homoeroticism.

DIRECTOR
Dude, how did I get anyone to pay
for this movie?

END

Err... yeah

yeah, some of those are really funny indeed.

Gotta love it :D :D :D
_______________________________
He tries to kill DANIEL DAY-LEWIS and FAILS.

DANIEL DAY-LEWIS
You! You're that DiCaprio twit! Why
do you keep getting involved in
overly long movies more concerned
with historical accuracy than
developing sympathetic, interesting
characters?

LEONARDO DICAPRIO
Every time period needs a pretty
boy.

DANIEL DAY-LEWIS
You are cowardly to attack me in
this way, and less of a man than
your father. I actually make a
strong point here, but don't forget,
I'm the villain. Notice the
moustache.