never let a man.........
10.turn off the circut breaker for the hot water...will never happen
9.make an important phone call....will never happen
8.take care of the kids for one whole day.......house is distroyed
8.buy your clothes, you will go out looking like your grandmother
7.score you tickets to any event, he will make sure you have a miserable time since he can not be there
6.pick out your doggie, he will pick the one he wants, not the one you want
5.have an ATM card from your account, he will never tell you he has used it
4.take care of the bills, they never get payed
3.pick out movies, you will regret watching gone in 60 seconds, harry poter and the Rock really quick
2.buy food, again will never happen, until time for him to go to work, then it is pizza, for the 9th day in a row, or hotdogs, for lunch again
and the # 1 thing to not let a man do.......pour hot water from the coffee pot into the bath water while you are in it, he will splash it onto very private areas everytime
ok [img]graemlins/rant.gif[/img] is now off, this is why men are not in very good standings with me at the moment, and this is also my father, my husbands boss, and all men I know, so women beware!!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[ 07-18-2003, 10:17 PM: Message edited by: Stormymystic ]

*BBBUUURRrrrPPppPP*

Sorry 'bout that, i'm a guy. Sometimes we do that. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

How, you doing....

men [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Can't live with em...... pass the beernuts. :D

Can't live with em...... pass the beernuts. :D </font>[/QUOTE]sorry all out o beernuts, how about a potato masher

Can't live with em...... pass the beernuts. :D </font>[/QUOTE]sorry all out o beernuts, how about a potato masher </font>[/QUOTE]How about beer?

Yes please, extra crispy.

Extra crispy beer? That's just wrong. :D

LOL No, you beat me there. I wanted an extra crispy potatoemasher. :D

I notice there were a few things left out of Stormy's things she won't let men do. I guess, we're not all that bad. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Stormy you're not being all to fair here. Not all guy's are like that. Least of all me. Strangely enough, I'm also the singlest guy I know. Maybe the hazardous ones are more desirable at first? Oh well, I'll find someone, or die a virgin bachelor. (I can here all the snickering now.)

roflmao, I can see you do not know what a potato masher is, or you would not be asking for one extra crispt :D

*pulls pin, hands to johnny, and runs away quickly*
*yells enjoy your "extra crispy, potato masher!!!!!!!*
*hits the ground, covering her head, waiting or the GRENADE to go off in johnnys hand*
well, you asked or extra crispy [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
and sorry animal, all I have is Bacardi razz, and only a fifith of a fifth left on that, so nope not sharing [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 07-18-2003, 11:17 PM: Message edited by: Stormymystic ]

Of course i know what a potatoemasher is, and now i also know how easily you're fooled. Put that on the list too. :D

lol, I plead the fifth on that one [img]tongue.gif[/img] , but this is just about the men I know personally, so don't take it personally, lol

o course I am easily fooled, why do you think I got Married???? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Never heard of a grenade as a 'potato masher.'

Stormy, come on you gotta share. How about the Joey voice? Will that make you share. :D

it is an old German Grenade, think it was WWII but not really sure, lol

*thinks real hard* umm no the joey voice just does not work
I need it to get really drunk with, so I can "hopefully" pass out and forget the real world for a little while [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

No Joey voice, I was sure that would work. Life can't be that bad...getting drunk doesn't solve anything, it just buries it.

[img]graemlins/rambo.gif[/img] I warned people not to speak to me of life [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
and yes life is that bad, and it might dont solve things, but it sure makes me feel good :D

My mom rented Jackass the Movie a few weeks back. I was totally shocked. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

No mattter what, just remember one thing: Somebody, somewhere is much worse off than you are.

Hay just because you married a retarded moron don't blame the rest of us.
Just go in the bathroom and look in the mirror and point at yourself and say over and over you said I do, you said I do.
:D
Below we find stormy in her 4 faces of rant with her hubby in the middle and the dog running wild.

Woof! Woof! [img]graemlins/dogrun.gif[/img]
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I tell myself that every five hours, lol but my mind does not belive it could get much worse

rofl, I am araid to go to the bathroom, it used to be mine and he had his own, but he decided mine is closer to the bed so now I go to the redneck outhouse when I need to ummm think [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Ummmm, stormy, I count eleven things on that list...

Yeah, number 8's written twice...ah well. Maybe she needed to fit that one in. :D

Don't be too sure of that Animal. [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D I know I could add several things to Stormy's list. ;) Never let a man drink beer for instance. OUCH! Stop throwing beer cans at me johnny! :D [img]graemlins/outtahere.gif[/img]

And why is that ?

LOL because they are still full? HAAHAHAHAH!

Sorry! I Had to say it!
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LOL because they are still full? HAAHAHAHAH!

Sorry! I Had to say it!
http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/1/innocent.gif </font>[/QUOTE]I think hell freezes over first before i start throwing FULL beercans at Willow. Besides, if she'd only asked, i would have given her one. :D

rofl, yes number 8 is a double, so it is 10 or 11, how ever you wanna look at it, and if johnny starts throwing full beer cans, I am gonna write him a ticket or alcohol abuse

I do all of the grocery shopping and almost half of the cooking, though I am not as good as <font color=pink>Galadria</font>. But she gets tired of cooking and I don't mind. As for #1, why on Earth would anyone want to do that??? [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]

Seriously, you have an outhouse?

rofl, no the woods, lol, the "redneck" outhouse, get it now?

I do all of the grocery shopping and almost half of the cooking, though I am not as good as <font color=pink>Galadria</font>. But she gets tired of cooking and I don't mind. As for #1, why on Earth would anyone want to do that??? [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]atty, he was trying to hurry me up, and the water was cold, so he poured the hot water into the tub, i you read 10 properly, you will see we have no hot water

Stormy,

I suspect that male gender becomes inept at something when they don't want to be asked to do it again. The more unhappy they are about the task, the worse they screw it up. Eventually we just do everything ourselves! http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/l0/bored.gif
Doesn't work with me! I've been married! LOLhttp://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/f/wiggle.gif

lol, so true, do you beleive he gave me money?!? he just does not know for certain how much I have [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] and now I have three choices o what I can do....
1 order pizza again [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]
2 walk 3 miles to the closest ast food resturaunt [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]
3 save the money, feed the kids baked beans and hot dogs or supper [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

guess I need to go get my phone and call the pizzairia [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]

That's funny, my experiences are exactly the other way around. :D

Bah! Women always complaining this and that. But when it comes to money, they can sweet talk you like anything. [img]tongue.gif[/img]