40. Oh I just couldn't. She's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrasslin's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who's Richard Petty?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
09. Checkmate.
08. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
06. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
05. I don't have a favorite college team.
04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.

ROFL.......... Funny, but lets just hope no kentuckians come in here [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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Sounds a lot like some of my Dads family :D </font>

Yep, that sounds about right.

God, the south is great :D

same question, restated with an english accent.

also, rofl [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hey now, I was BORN in Louisville, Ky, and I am anything BUT a redneck OR even country! (Big City I guess). I DO know that areas like Hazard, Ky ARE like that... I've heard horror storys about Hazard before...

It's NOTHING like 'Dukes of Hazard' either.. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hell, I see MORE rednecks HERE in Florida than I ever did in Louisville.. Driving their silly trucks with their Rebel flags.. lol! Sad!

Hazard IS the big city for my area [img]redface.gif[/img]

lol, these would apply to the last family reunion I went to in Indiana as well. Reminds me to thank my Dad he moved to California before I was born [img]smile.gif[/img]

The abbreviation for Kentucky - KY ......

KY Jelly ........ coincidence? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] :D

ew! I feel for ya.. Where abouts are you? London, KY?

Oi! Get your own city names!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Cheap rip offs [img]tongue.gif[/img] You americans do it all the time ;)

ew! I feel for ya.. Where abouts are you? London, KY? </font>[/QUOTE]Close...Harlan. :D

Oi! Get your own city names!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Cheap rip offs [img]tongue.gif[/img] You americans do it all the time ;) </font>[/QUOTE]I was just about to say something like that [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Hmm.... I'm from Kentucky and would or have said these things. Guys, I know of Hazard and Harlan. Born in Pikeville, you see. ;)

Nothing on the list about either bare feet or pregnancy? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

Oi! Get your own city names!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Cheap rip offs [img]tongue.gif[/img] You americans do it all the time ;) </font>[/QUOTE]Incidentally... there are 12 'New London's through out the US... and they were British settkers that came up with those names if it helps ease the pain :D

Oi! Get your own city names!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Cheap rip offs [img]tongue.gif[/img] You americans do it all the time ;) </font>[/QUOTE]byte me [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Hmm.... I'm from Kentucky and would or have said these things. Guys, I know of Hazard and Harlan. Born in Pikeville, you see. ;)

Nothing on the list about either bare feet or pregnancy? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Coal town! [img]smile.gif[/img] My sister is in Nicholasville (Near Lexington) and has to travel to Prestonsburg every Monday as an eye Doctor.. She says most people are very poor there, and they donate much of their time.

Where? Oh, *bYte you!* *Hogs Ziroc's bandwidth with a byte of data*

Z, where your sister lives is halfway between my parents in Danville (where I went to college, too) and my sister and some cousins in Lexington. ;) The second-to last time I was popped for a traffic violation was the damned Nicholasville bypass. Come to think of it, the most recent time was on Nicholasville Road leaving Lexington. I swear, I can't get used to cops who stop you for going a measley 15 mph over the limit. :rolleyes:

you insulting us rednecks now boy??? happen to be one and proud of it :D but those were funny [img]tongue.gif[/img] all except the first one, but alot of people really think that :( but hell come to Arkansas you will find mostly rednecks :D

Oh and I happen to have the last Mag Richard Petty did before his crash, got it the day before :D and how dare anyone ask who he is [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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Where? Oh, *bYte you!* *Hogs Ziroc's bandwidth with a byte of data* </font>[/QUOTE][img]tongue.gif[/img] you byter you!! :D

Oh yeah! I packed my radar detector when I go up there [img]smile.gif[/img] Another road (that is WAY too crowded is Man o War) I remember when that road was 1 lane each way! now, it's 2 lanes each way, and packed! We take the back country roads to her house from I-75 at Man-o-War and on those back roads, you see all those awesome horseracing farms.

Then, when we leave to go to Louisville, we hit Versailles to I-64. I love the autumn weather, so we try to go each year. [img]smile.gif[/img]

ew! I feel for ya.. Where abouts are you? London, KY? </font>[/QUOTE]Close...Harlan. :D </font>[/QUOTE]<FONT COLOR=ORANGE>My dad was born northeast(?) of Harlan. Little place called Lewellyn. Nothing there now but a few old trailers and the old company store/office; which looked like a third world apartment building. Dad lived there until he was three; after his dad died of a staff infection. Then my grandmother moved back to Anderson County, TN. My aunt took us back there when I was 18 or 19 and showed us where they lived. That was 20 or so years ago. I was in Harlan back in the mid 80's doing flood plan studies for the Army Corp of Engineers and also later in Pineville doing the same thing.</font>

ROFL LOL>>>>>>>>>>>ROFL Whoa thats very very funny.....Where did you get that?

E-mailed to me.