I mean, look at Goran - even he's a witch!

*sighs* Did you come up with that one yourself? Oh dear... [img]tongue.gif[/img] Did I misss the bad pun alert? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Arrrhggghhhhh... okay, dollar fine on Bad Pun Friday. Either that, or you can clean the dishes at Cloudy's Cafe.

Even he's a witch.... *sigh* I need a drink :D :D :D

That's terrible! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

The only good pun I've come across is the one we use on our badminton club T-shirts at university. We have a picture of a bad-ass polo mint standing on a club chocolate bar, hence it means "Bad Mint On Club" :D

<font color=skyblue>Hasty Generalization Fallacy.

Man, my Survey of Mathematics teacher would be proud of me :D </font>

That was so bad I think I'm going to cry [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Goran how? Ivanisevic? Now why would he be a witch?Explain to me please

Goran how? Ivanisevic? Now why would he be a witch?Explain to me please </font>[/QUOTE]Hmmm either this is a crap attempt at humour, or you really DO need it explained [img]tongue.gif[/img]
How would you pronounce Ivanisevic? ;)

I don't get it either.

Me either, but I don't know many tennis players, so maybe that's why I'm missing the joke

Hmm it's nothing to do with how many tennis players you know, it's about how you pronounce Goran's name.

There is a tennis player called Goran Ivanisevic. Ivanisevic sounds like "even he's a witch". See? I told you it was a terrible pun :D Donut should be ashamed of himself.

Oh I get it! Pretty poor joke though!

You're right, he should be ashamed!! [img]graemlins/troutslap.gif[/img]

I didn't understand the joke, I also didn't know that was a pun at first. ;)

*Sigh* [img]graemlins/troutslap.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] Terrible. But funny :D

Im guessing im too young to really get this kind of humor...

It doesn't sound THAT much like even he's a witch [img]tongue.gif[/img] . Donut, that was terrible. Lucky DK hasn't presented you with your funniest IW award yet or it would have to be stripped from you! :D

Well it does if you pronounce it in a Cockney accent. :D Donut is a Cockney isn't he? *not sure* And you know that slavic languages pronounces the "vic" at the end of names as "vitch"...

I agree - I thought Donut was much more subtle than that, y'know, having fun without people even noticing he was doing it.

Well I'm glad that Donut is having fun [img]tongue.gif[/img] I'm having fun too - you know how I love to explain stuff :D

Oh I get it! Pretty poor joke though! </font>[/QUOTE]Well maybe you can do better DG!

I'm sure I can:

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"


;)


What makes you think you're so funny Donut?

Well he sure did. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LOL DB.

I'm sure I can:

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"


;)


What makes you think you're so funny Donut? </font>[/QUOTE]I was voted the funniest 'guy' on IW!!!!!

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge." ;)

Okay, both the atom jokes are terrible, but Donut's is even more so because he combined a bad pun with a "Go into a bar" joke :D

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they're not so terrible

I walked into a bar once, nearly killed me..........it was an iron bar. ;)

I thought they sold fruit in groceries, not pastries....

Alright, alright, enough with the godawful jokes already!