Hmmmm....not sure about the moral, but it's funny nonetheless! :D

Assassin Test

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three
finalists...two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I
can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the
room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming,
crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Moral: Women can be evil. Don't mess with them.

Davros backs off, and quietly tiptoes away, hoping that Aviendha hasn't noticed him reading her thread :D

so, what are you saying ? We should all be scared of you now ? And i thougt you were such a nice girl. lol

Nonono, you've gotten the moral all wrong. Obviously this particular woman fails to grasp the nature of the test, but she nonetheless shows creative thinking. The moral is that you can tell a woman what to do, but she never does it quite the way you imagined.
Depending on the situation, that can be either a good or a bad thing. :rolleyes:

O_O *pulls a Julio*

I cast Sanctuary!

*that was a D&D inside joke*

I'd start running, mate, I think I see Aviendha coming back. ;)

LOL! Good one Legolas, its soooooo funny cause its true!

<font color=skyblue> Ever considered the possibility that she is in fact a man in disguise?

See you need a man to think of these things :D

Only way to commit a perfect murder, steal the poor guy's real wife ;)
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a man?! a man?!!!! [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img] what happened to my fluffy bunny???! ~stomps off in a huff~
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a man?! a man?!!!! [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img] what happened to my fluffy bunny???! ~stomps off in a huff~
</font></font>[/QUOTE]I love a good domestic. It's like Little Mo and Trevor all over again. Now whomp him with an iron!

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a man?! a man?!!!! [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img] what happened to my fluffy bunny???! ~stomps off in a huff~
</font></font>[/QUOTE]I think you mean Lollipop, sexy... ;)

Assasain Test part 2:

1. Would you commit an assasination job for the government?
a) Yes
b) No

2. Could you spend the next 6 monthes of your life on a secr4et mission?
a) Yes
b) No
c) Maybe, depending on the pay...

3. Enemies capture you and stick you on the "lie detector" machine. What do you do?
a) Cry, slobber and blubber at their feet until they release you thinking you're insane.
b) Drop into Zen like meditation and actually drop your heart beat.
c) laugh and take them all out for a beer saying that the joke's over.

4. You see someone burning your country's flag. What do you do?
a) Stand back and watch the first amendments in action.
b) Call the cops
c) Beat the living s**t out of them with their own *accidentally* torm off arm.
d) Get out a lighter and go find another flag.

I think you can figure out how much of an assasain you would make by your own responses. [img]smile.gif[/img]

<font color=lightblue> well I certainly don't mean that! ~points at pouffed up macho figure~ *turns up nose*</font>

<font color=skyblue> Sorry me and Eternity have gone off-topic, but I gotta stand up for the guys once in a while ya know! :D Right Lads? :D :D </font>

Zat mean Eternity's female?

Edit: *went to check profiles*

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:D me proud to be in touch with my feminine side! :D

*cough* aka girlfriend *cough*

Oops, did I say that? :D

I found that story incredibly funny. I guess teh CIA should have been more specific with their intructions ; shoot, not kill. hmm. oh well. and btw simply because someone posts a story like that doesnt mean that they are nesseccarly gonna follow the moral and kill everyone....does it?

(btw i hope the gal that posted this isnt anything like the character shes named herself after...)

Just a random question totally off the topic... if I join your 'army of darkness'; I *wont* be required to take a test like this will I? (not to mention the fact im 17, and I DONT have a wife to kill...)

Oh Calaethis, you have nothing to be afraid of! You live in England and that's a long way from here! The chances of me choosing you as my next victim are very slim! ;)

er right... ok... yes... maybe you *are* like the name you have chosen; the char I mean,... yes... well just dont ask me to 'dance the spears' or try 'maidens kiss...' er...yes... right...

You are very funny wetlander! :D

er yes... well... er... whys that aes sedia when u need her? lol. wet lander?! well yeah guess... but im not a tree killer... so dont vail urself... er... right... aiel are to be feared... er respectfully of course. lol; reading bk 5 again. so im kinda reviewing all 'your' strange customs ;)

Hrm...

It shows that women are resourceful... that's all I see... poor guy [img]smile.gif[/img]

You think our customs are starnge Wetlander! It is not the Aiel that are strange!

true. OH (lol) I'd love to join ur aiel, but then, im not cut out for sweat tents... lol, or being those in the cowls... er gas whatever. u know, servents of Je'e'toh. or whatver. I have the flamin book in my bag! blood and ashes. why dont i check? er... because im at college. yes well. now i'm acting like rand ARGH! no i DONT have a voice in my head... I DONT! lol. er yes.. anyway

I just read the assassin thing again... HOW could anyone do that? u'd have to be insane, or cold blooded or both. incidently, are there any here that would do that? (maybe its better not to ask....but)