http://www.bash.org gives a new meaning to the word 'evil'. Basicly, it is a collection of Chat Quotes. Here are some good ones;

#4780 +(848)- [X]

<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
<Lucent> who?
<Thumb> center for disease control
<Lucent> i said WHO
<Thumb> what? i'm asking you
<Lucent> World Health Organization



#1964 +(847)- [X]

[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) f**k you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?


#993 +(837)- [X]

serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong


#36 +(72)- [X]

<McMoo> wouldn't it be great if someone made a program where we could connect to a server and chat with each other in channels we create?


#369 +(1527)- [X]

<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-



#1069 +(871)- [X]

<orion`-`-> what the ■■■■
<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
<orion`-`-> brbrb


#9322 +(1350)- [X]

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops



#8102 +(1211)- [X]

<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (f*ck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)


#3936 +(1101)- [X]

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that


#4680 +(985)- [X]

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?



#2635 +(927)- [X]

<asr> 'fo sheezy.
<Sabboth> what the f*ck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were.



#3630 +(892)- [X]

<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

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<font color=red> Very funny stuff, but please omit the profanity, and read the TOS! </font>

<font color='white'> ROFL!!

That was the first time I actaully laughed out loud in a while from reading someting off the internet. </font>

lol, those are funny. somehow the nicks seems awfully familiar. ;)

Did my best to find the least offensive, and applied some censorship [img]smile.gif[/img]

You forgot the one that went something like, "Did you know 90% of chicks are into cybering?" "Yeah, and the other 10% are actually girls."

There are plenty I forgot. Feel free to add them.. if the language used isn't too bad [img]smile.gif[/img]

www.bash.org ... definately one of the funniest sites on the internet. :D

<font color='white'> ROFL!!

That was the first time I actaully laughed out loud in a while from reading someting off the internet. </font></font>[/QUOTE]LOL! Aawwwwhh god... silly. :D :D

Must have been a slow day on the chat... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hey, you copied those straight from Pandemonium didn't you? I can tell because we have a filter on f*** but not on f***ing. [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

Anyway, since I was the one who posted them there, I don't need to say I love that site. Like IronRanger - some of those quotes actually made me laugh out loud which doesn't happen often with online stuff. [img]smile.gif[/img]

No Mel, I didn't copy them from Panda. But I did learn about Bash.org there. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hmm yes this is approaching 9 on the out of 10 humour meter...

Oh lord its exceeding Weeble and Bob...going past South park...oh my lord it even left Family Guy and Pratchett behind its reached 10, thats happened twice in my life (one involved a friend of mine falling off a cliff, long story :D ). This is the greatest site I've ever had the pleasure of stumbling across. I am literally ROFLMAO...

Thankyou,thankyou...THANKYOU [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

This one is pretty funny- " h|tler- HOW THE F*** CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????" :D

[ 04-16-2003, 05:03 PM: Message edited by: Sigmar ]