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Larry_OHF 04-03-2003 03:10 PM

<font color=skyblue>Had to share...</font>

Just in case you are having a rough day, here's a
stress management technique recommended in all the latest
psychological texts.

1. Picture yourself near a stream.

2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

3. No one but you knows your secret place.

4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place
called "the real world."

5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air
with a cascade of serenity.

6. The water is crystal clear.

7. You can easily see the face of the person you're
holding underwater.

Arvon 04-03-2003 03:14 PM

*sigh*

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/a/byebye.gif

Attalus 04-03-2003 03:14 PM

<font color=lightblue>Larry,</font>, I really did laugh out loud. Spending time on the War Forum? :D

Kakero 04-03-2003 03:21 PM

oh my, did I just do something? :D

Larry_OHF 04-03-2003 04:26 PM

<font color=skyblue>Attalus, er...how did you know?
Kakero, don't worry...my wife has the same problem :D </font>

Harkoliar 04-04-2003 05:56 AM

lol good one.. ill tell this to my friends.. especially to those hot-tempered once :D

/)eathKiller 04-04-2003 07:22 AM

Sounds like Shinji Ikari's Stress Managment [img]tongue.gif[/img]

"DROWN DROWN DROWN!" [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Jorath Calar 04-04-2003 07:38 AM

On a similar note:
http://www.hi.is/~johanngu/0730.jpg

:D

/)eathKiller 04-04-2003 07:47 AM

lol I bet Someguy Will like that, Jorath [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LordKathen 04-04-2003 10:36 AM

<font color=steelblue> You mean I am not the only one with this philosophy? :D :D :D :D </font>

Cerek the Barbaric 04-04-2003 12:47 PM

<font color=cyan>Gee thanks, Larry - I feel better already. :D </font>

<font color=red>Jorath - I haven't laughed hard enough to "spit out" whatever I'm drinking in over 20 years....but you came very close to breaking that streak. That was hilarious</font>

<font color=plum>Now for my own submission -</font>

<font color=lime>Lord,
Help me to remember that nothing is going to happen today that I can't handle with a little help from my McCulloch chainsaw. [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] </font>

[ 04-04-2003, 01:24 PM: Message edited by: Cerek the Barbaric ]

Bahamut 04-04-2003 04:28 PM

wahahahahaahha! :D :D :D

great jowks people!!! hehehe i just needed that... as in... i couldn't sleep... and i'm depressed... wow... sleep even deprived me of comfort... i am surely getting old


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