Elvis Shot Kennedy

No really it looks really true :rolleyes:

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[ 03-05-2003, 03:36 AM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ]

I KNEW it! ;)

Me too. I always had my suspicions. :D

I KNEW IT! and micheal jackson was invoulved too!

I thought rupert did! Thats what he told me, that little s@&t!

*rupert! get in here*

Let's not forget thee green small people that live in the giant t*ts of porn stars, and the inhabitants of U. R. Anus !!!!!!!!!!

Tower, I think you are relatively new here, so I'll just make a request that even though you mean it in fun, please go easy on the less tasteful stuff in future (references to porn star anatomy for one and anal humor for another) . We have a family oriented board and that sort of thing doesn't appeal to moms or dads of 13 yr old members.

aha! so I was correct all along. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

What's the point in digging all this up now? Hasn't anyone told you guys that Elvis has left the building? :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

When I got to this part:

I bust a gut laughing. [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] I'm sending this to my friend who'll likely post it on the B3TA website. :D

Timber, thats good, but you have to look at this to get the full picture:
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[ 03-05-2003, 12:08 PM: Message edited by: Horatio ]

LOL :D

<font color = lightgreen>Actually, the man inside the Presidential limousine that day was the true patsy, since he was a volunteer who underwent cosmetic surgeries to resemble Kennedy. Little did he know that Kennedy's death was staged so that Jackie wouldn't divorce him becuase of his affair with Marilyn Monroe (by the way, if you look closely at the Zapruder film you can clearly see that Marilyn is "The Babushka Lady", her death having also been faked). Unfortunately, Jackie had to go along with the staged death and marry Aristotle (as if marrying a billionaire is "unfortunate"). This freed Jack and Marilyn to move to Havana (Jack and Fidel cut a deal--Fidel would remove the missiles to give Jack a moral victory and Jack would let Fidel run Cuba however he pleased) where they lived out the remaining years of their lives peacefully.

[img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img] Well, maybe not...but it would make a really good trashy novel or movie.

Fact: Nixon was in Dallas the day Kennedy was shot. No one knows why.</font>

LOL :D </font>[/QUOTE]AMAZING!

Some would say later that it was Nixon indeed who pulled the trigger foor he was the first to have body doubles, that is where Saddam got the idea from and is even a close personal friend of the Nixon's and his surgeons ;)