An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple
who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a
chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up
on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this
guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything
he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with
it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"

"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved
you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks your Really
good looking"

............ [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]

oooooohhhh, I get it. There's a twist to the story which leads to a surprise ending. *Earth humor* har! har! har!

ouch.. that must have hurt..

Fun :D

uhm...lol! I guess he didn't expect that :D

[img]graemlins/repuke.gif[/img] ick, poor man [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/repuke.gif[/img]

Jease.... it just goes to show what prison does to you! lol

Marikai

ewww.. yuck!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

man, that is just sick...

that was bad....

the phrase "couldn't sit down for a week" comes to mind.

Backs to the wall, lads! :D :D :D