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Here's a pretty good joke I heard today I hope you like it...it's called Where's My Heart

Poor Mildred was a 92 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to quickly get over it, she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was badly broken anyway.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and then become a vegetable and burden to someone else, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman" the doctor said "your heart would be just below your left breast"

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee.

LOL! I hope you liked it [img]smile.gif[/img]

Lol, quality!!!!

That was one of the best laughs I've had on here in a while!

LOL! That is nasty, but funny...

I got a good one I heard this morning.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor!
(get it, A flat minor as in the note, and a flat miner? Hee hee hee! :D )

its still pretty good.. took me a couple of min to get it though.. kinda nasty in a way

I am reminded of Nanna Hooter for some reason:

Click and be amazed

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Originally posted by Gabrielles blades:
*doesnt get it*

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Originally posted by Kakero:
I don't get it

You know how breasts sag as you get older?

EWWWWW [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by Callum Kerr:
You know how breasts sag as you get older?

you mean the breasts can sag all the down there? ewww...that's scarry.

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Originally posted by Kakero:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Callum Kerr:
You know how breasts sag as you get older?

you mean the breasts can sag all the down there? ewww...that's scarry.[/QUOTE]LOL...uh, that's sorta the joke.... :D

LMAO!! I have one word for this ICK [img]tongue.gif[/img] lol, still had me PIMP tho ;)

Nanna Hooter rocks!

Had it saved on my HDD, just for enjoyment!

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At 85 years of age, Morris marries Lou Anne. A lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new, but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed, and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes; the door opens and there is Morris, her 85 year old groom, ready for "action."
They "unite as one." All goes well; Morris takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Morris. Again, he is ready for "action."
Somewhat surprised, but nonetheless willing, Lou Anne consents to more "conjugal bliss." When the love-birds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but Morris is back again, rapping on the door, as fresh as a 25-year old. ready for more passion. Once again, they enjoy one another.
But as Morris prepares to leave again, his young bride says to him: "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Morris."
Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You mean I was here already?"

LoL

[ 01-29-2003, 03:42 PM: Message edited by: Aragorn The Wise ]