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Lanesra 01-15-2003 08:28 AM

It's going to be called clan EUROTWIT, it's mainly aimed at Europeans,But I'll consider outsiders if I like the cut of their jib. Just reply to join.So far it's just me but I'm hopefull.

Epona 01-15-2003 08:36 AM

Well you'd better put me down for that! Nice one ;)

Donut 01-15-2003 08:38 AM

Yes! Most assuredly! Eurotwits of the world unite! Revel in your eurotwitedness!

Melusine 01-15-2003 08:40 AM

I am more Eurotwitted than the three of you put together ;)
I demand you make me Vice-President or somesuch...

Uh... can I please join please? ;)

Callum Kerr 01-15-2003 08:46 AM

Count me in... I am from Britain actually... just live here in MY...

Does this mean I get to add another line to my sig?

An official EUROTWIT!!!!!

Mouse 01-15-2003 08:54 AM

I'm far too intelligent to be a Eurotwit, however, I do lack common sense and therefore qualify as a Europrat ;)

Donut 01-15-2003 08:57 AM

Okay - looks like we've got a quorum. Let's start making policies

1) No more pointy football

2) Minimum standards for bananas:

They must be:
green and unripened
intact
firm
sound; produce affected by rotting or deterioration such as to make it
unfit for consumption is excluded
clean, practically free from visible foreign matter
practically free from pests
practically free from damage caused by pests
with the stalk intact, without bending, fungal damage or dessication
with pistils removed
free from malformation or abnormal curvature of the fingers
practically free from bruises
practically free from damage due to low temperatures

The curvature of the banana is the most important of all. Straight bananas will not be tolerated!

Epona 01-15-2003 09:13 AM

Down with pointy football!

Eurotwits of the world unite, we have nothing to lose but our.... er... brains?

Callum Kerr 01-15-2003 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Epona:
Down with pointy football!

Eurotwits of the world unite, we have nothing to lose but our.... er... brains?

And down with spelling colour color...

Brains? In England?! HA!

Callum Kerr 01-15-2003 09:27 AM

Before anyone takes offense... I'm Mainly English myself...

Davros 01-15-2003 09:28 AM

I think I have visited Europe a few times - does that count? - can I be appointed an honorary ball boy or something - yes, of course that would be an appointment as an unpointed ball boy of course :D

Melusine 01-15-2003 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Davros:
I think I have visited Europe a few times - does that count? - can I be appointed an honorary ball boy or something - yes, of course that would be an appointment as an unpointed ball boy of course :D
Only if you learn to appreciate French wine ;)

Epona 01-15-2003 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melusine:
Only if you learn to appreciate French wine ;)
What, and separate him from his Cola? It'll never happen ;)

Cloudbringer 01-15-2003 09:46 AM

LOL, ok, so go get approval for a new clan at the RP board- check in with Larry_OHF. :D Unless you're a virutual clan in virtual Euro-reality and not a real clan in Ironworks-virutualville....then I'll just wander off and chuckle at the self-effacing humor of it all. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

*shakes head at the 'ET' crew and chuckles as she goes back to work*

Davros 01-15-2003 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melusine:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Davros:
I think I have visited Europe a few times - does that count? - can I be appointed an honorary ball boy or something - yes, of course that would be an appointment as an unpointed ball boy of course :D

Only if you learn to appreciate French wine ;) </font>[/QUOTE]Shock horror - that is a terrible slander - a vile calumny thingy - a preposterous preposition etc - I move a bad trial thingy, and this horrible appellation be stricken from my record.

am a lover of many many things French - I appreciate French cooking I appreciate French wine - AND I happen to also appreciate French Coca Cola ;) . I appreciate French pastries (especially those chocolateones ;) ) and I appreciate cheese and bacon rolls for breakfast too :D - all lovely and savoury and salty and going really well with my can of Coke. French hospitality is VERY MUCH APPRECIATED. I appreciate many many many French things!!!

PS : Is there any cider left?

Davros 01-15-2003 09:53 AM

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Originally posted by Epona:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Melusine:
Only if you learn to appreciate French wine ;)

What, and separate him from his Cola? It'll never happen ;) </font>[/QUOTE]Not you too - you take that back (Davros wanders over to a corner and sulks - all the pretty girls are picking on him again ;) )

Larry_OHF 01-15-2003 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
LOL, ok, so go get approval for a new clan at the RP board- check in with Larry_OHF. :D Unless you're a virutual clan in virtual Euro-reality and not a real clan in Ironworks-virutualville....then I'll just wander off and chuckle at the self-effacing humor of it all. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

*shakes head at the 'ET' crew and chuckles as she goes back to work*

<font color=skyblue>I await confirmation. Is this a real clan that you want to maintain on IW? If so, contact me, and we'll talk. ;) </font>

Melusine 01-15-2003 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Davros:
Not you too - you take that back (Davros wanders over to a corner and sulks - all the pretty girls are picking on him again ;) )
I rest my case [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]

Awwww... just kidding Dav, you're in ;)

Davros 01-15-2003 10:15 AM

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Originally posted by Melusine:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Davros:
Not you too - you take that back (Davros wanders over to a corner and sulks - all the pretty girls are picking on him again ;) )

I rest my case [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]

Awwww... just kidding Dav, you're in ;)
</font>[/QUOTE]Your caption fails to explain that Davros was the handsome one in the photo ;) - and that can was a set-up - I was ambushed I tell ya :D

Davros 01-15-2003 10:18 AM

Besides - I was tired and didn't know what I was doing - there were these two chain-saws - one of the locals started cutting down a forest about 6 am that morning - and there was another one - much closer I recall, that used to start at about 3am each morning :D (revenge is sweet).

Melusine 01-15-2003 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Davros:
Besides - I was tired and didn't know what I was doing - there were these two chain-saws - one of the locals started cutting down a forest about 6 am that morning - and there was another one - much closer I recall, that used to start at about 3am each morning :D (revenge is sweet).
LMAO!!! :D

Donut 01-15-2003 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Davros:
Your caption fails to explain that Davros was the handsome one in the photo ;) - and that can was a set-up - I was ambushed I tell ya :D
Surely you are the ugly one at the front! With the gaudy pyjamas! :D

Cloudbringer 01-15-2003 10:28 AM

I dunno, Mel, has Davros been in Holland? If he can prove that he has....and learns how to ask for a Coke in French, you may have to let him in! ;)

My only saving ET grace is that I've spent a week in Amsterdam, had some GREAT French chocolates shipped to me last year and uh... let's see, I was in Finland on my way in and out of Russia....I pick on Geniebabe, that should count double!....and uh... I like soccer players... ;) :D

Davros 01-15-2003 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
I dunno, Mel, has Davros been in Holland? If he can prove that he has....and learns how to ask for a Coke in French, you may have to let him in! ;)

My only saving ET grace is that I've spent a week in Amsterdam, had some GREAT French chocolates shipped to me last year and uh... let's see, I was in Finland on my way in and out of Russia....I pick on Geniebabe, that should count double!....and uh... I like soccer players... ;) :D

I have been to the Damm Square and the Rijksmuseum - spent a long time looking at The Night Watch - so Cloudy, do they count ;) . Unfortunately, the only phographic evidence that contains me (as proof) doesn't have any real proof of location in the background. The photo is of me "inhaling" - well exhaling really :D - the one and only time I have ever experimented with the weed, and it was in a place where it was legal :D .

Asking for a Coke in French is easy :

"Pardon madamoiselle - mon Francais ne pas bon" - then holding your two hands horizontal about 8 inches a part, look the waitress in the eye and with a clear voice say "COKE" - or the more formal version "Une COKE si vous plait" [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 01-15-2003, 10:42 AM: Message edited by: Davros ]

johnny 01-15-2003 10:45 AM

Will there be any beer involved ?

Epona 01-15-2003 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Davros:
Asking for a Coke in French is easy :

"Pardon madamoiselle - mon Francais ne pas bon" - then holding your two hands horizontal about 8 inches a part, look the waitress in the eye and with a clear voice say "COKE" - or the more formal version "Une COKE si vous plait" [img]smile.gif[/img]

Alternatively, you could just hold your hands 8" or more apart and say 'Coke' emphatically with a put on French accent ;) (Chainsaw, you git [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

Luvian 01-15-2003 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
I dunno, Mel, has Davros been in Holland? If he can prove that he has....and learns how to ask for a Coke in French, you may have to let him in! ;)

My only saving ET grace is that I've spent a week in Amsterdam, had some GREAT French chocolates shipped to me last year and uh... let's see, I was in Finland on my way in and out of Russia....I pick on Geniebabe, that should count double!....and uh... I like soccer players... ;) :D

I can ask for Coke in french! Can I get in? ;)

Lanesra 01-15-2003 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Callum Kerr:
Count me in... I am from Britain actually... just live here in MY...

Does this mean I get to add another line to my sig?

An official EUROTWIT!!!!!

Of course, add the line, be proud to be a EUROTWIT

DarkAngel 01-15-2003 11:36 AM

<font color="white"> there is absolutely no way..... [img]redface.gif[/img] you can make a euro clan and not have a west london-er. Cummon....i can't even spell it. lol. and i hav been too many places in france and can back up the fact that the french are hamsters, and smell like elderberries.

Lanesra 01-15-2003 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Davros:
I think I have visited Europe a few times - does that count? - can I be appointed an honorary ball boy or something - yes, of course that would be an appointment as an unpointed ball boy of course :D
As a man I've drank Euro beer with, you're more than welcome and your juggling with the aforementioned more than qualifies you for the 'twit' part :D

Yorick 01-15-2003 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lanesra:
It's going to be called clan EUROTWIT, it's mainly aimed at Europeans,But I'll consider outsiders if I like the cut of their jib. Just reply to join.So far it's just me but I'm hopefull.
Well, I'm no Euro, but I could be an Antwitodean. or an Austwitian. What do you think?

Lanesra 01-15-2003 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yorick:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lanesra:
It's going to be called clan EUROTWIT, it's mainly aimed at Europeans,But I'll consider outsiders if I like the cut of their jib. Just reply to join.So far it's just me but I'm hopefull.

Well, I'm no Euro, but I could be an Antwitodean. or an Austwitian. What do you think?</font>[/QUOTE]You're in mate, and I appoint you 'Antwitodean ambassador' of the EUROTWITS.Also we need an anthem, know anyone?.

Davros 01-15-2003 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lanesra:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Davros:
I think I have visited Europe a few times - does that count? - can I be appointed an honorary ball boy or something - yes, of course that would be an appointment as an unpointed ball boy of course :D

As a man I've drank Euro beer with, you're more than welcome and your juggling with the aforementioned more than qualifies you for the 'twit' part :D </font>[/QUOTE][img]tongue.gif[/img] TOWOOOO :D

I'll get me coat ;)

Yorick 01-15-2003 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lanesra:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yorick:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lanesra:
It's going to be called clan EUROTWIT, it's mainly aimed at Europeans,But I'll consider outsiders if I like the cut of their jib. Just reply to join.So far it's just me but I'm hopefull.

Well, I'm no Euro, but I could be an Antwitodean. or an Austwitian. What do you think?</font>[/QUOTE]You're in mate, and I appoint you 'Antwitodean ambassador' of the EUROTWITS.Also we need an anthem, know anyone?.</font>[/QUOTE]No, but I know someone who could "Mehtna na esopmoc." They do everything back to front and upside down, down under don't they?

Dreamer128 01-15-2003 12:54 PM

Eurotwits forever! Ahem... count me in..

Horatio 01-15-2003 01:31 PM

I'm in. Down with ass, up with arse! :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sigmar 01-15-2003 02:42 PM

Surely you need a representative of the mighty Gibraltar :D

Count me in if you wish!

Grojlach 01-15-2003 03:45 PM

This clan has my name written all over it. I'm game.

Ar-Cunin 01-15-2003 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cloudbringer:


and uh... I like soccer players... ;) :D

Sorry Cloudy - you used the s-word. That will propaply get you disqualificated ;)

Cloudbringer 01-15-2003 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ar-Cunin:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Cloudbringer:


and uh... I like soccer players... ;) :D

Sorry Cloudy - you used the s-word. That will propaply get you disqualificated ;) </font>[/QUOTE]Waaaaaaaaaaaah! :( I sat in the Frankfurt airport for 6 hrs once! I know some German! I like TEA and scones...yah, that's the S word you meant, right? :D ;) My great great grandmother came here from England...ummm... hey! If Horatio can get in while discussing his ass....I think I deserve at least honorary mention! LOL [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]


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