Here is a list of stupid behavior that I have compiled. If you have ever done any of this do not take offense remember addmittance is the first step to a cure. :D

Stupid people-
- sit on the T.V. and stare at the couch
- get locked in a grocery store and die of hunger
- miss bus 44 so they take bus 22 twice
- sleep with a ruler to find out how long they slept
- trip over a cordless phone
- try to put m&ms in alphebetical order
- get hired at the m&m factory. The next day the get fired for throwing a way all the w's
- bring copiers to school just so they can copy someones answer
- bring their own food to buffets
- ( for stupid girls) buy a gameboy. The next day she returns it and spend all day looking for a gamegirl
- talk into speakers
- look up the American Heritage dictionary for history
- think quarterbacks are refunds
- ask for price checks at the dollar store
- study for blood tests
- go home and get 16 friends when they see NC-17 on a movie
- turn to the T.V. guide channel to find out how long 60 minutes is
- trade in their car for gas money
- spend all day trying to drown a fish
- stare at orange juice boxes just because it says "concentrate"
- call people to get their phone numbers
- think burger king is a castle
- try to sneak in a set of World Book Encyclopedias into the Who Wants to be a Millionaire studios
- think Times Square is a square clock

[ 11-23-2002, 01:29 PM: Message edited by: Triconan ]

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] That sound like me( I do most of those things). [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

LOL! Ah I see you have put together a biography on me. ;) Thanks a bunch Triconan! [img]smile.gif[/img] Now who do I contact about publishing it? ;)

Me [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LOL! Some of those are great! [img]smile.gif[/img]

<font color="lightblue">Believe it or not, it *is* apparently possible to drown a fish - just pull it backwards... </font>

Nice post Triconan! I have two more to add.
-They think Vincent Van Gough is a Truck company.
- They try to lie down on a river bed.
Thankz for paying attention.

Guilty
Look it wasn't my fault ok? Someone left it sitting on the middle of the ground and I fell over it.

[ 11-23-2002, 03:26 AM: Message edited by: shadowhound ]

Guilty
Look it wasn't my fault ok? Someone left it sitting on the middle of the ground and I fell over it.</font>[/QUOTE]What was a cordless phone doing on the floor? :rolleyes: [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Tripping me [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Cool!! :D

I really hate these kind of posts. This most deafinitely isn´t cool...

Applauds to stupidity! *applauds by himself*

Actually I have to say I've talked into speakers, well headphones before. This is not stupid because if you plug them into the microphone socket they can act as a microphone because the membrane that vibrates to create the sound can also capture vibrations and convert them into electrical signals. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

The microwave mix up
One day a blonde walks in a shop. He sees a microwave that he really wants so he asks one of the employees, " Can I have that microwave?" The employee says," Sorry, we don't sell to blonds." The blond
gets mad and puts on a hat. Then she walks in and asks the same thing. The employee again says' " Sorry,
we don't sell to blondes." Finally, the blonde gets really mad and dyes her hair red. Then he walks in the shop again and asks the same thing. And he gets the same answer. " How do you know I'm blond" he asks. The employee says,"
Because that's a TV"

The Capitals
One day a blonde says," I think I'm going to study remember the capital of each state." That night she
study. The next day at work her boss asks her," I heard you have been memorizing the capitals of each state.What is the capital of Washington?" She replies," W"

Here's some blond jokes too, hope you like them. Please don't be offended if you're a blond :D