Nice place you have here. Oh and is there a smilies list?

hi [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] its under graphics library at the top

tut - guess i have to do my duty:

*drops trousers and pants and moons Lord Dei*

sorry - is tradition :D

[ 11-17-2002, 02:19 PM: Message edited by: Lord Shield ]

Thanks. [img]graemlins/gore.gif[/img]

*is temporarily blinded by LS's pasty white buttocks* Man, get a tan! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] Welcome to our little corner of insanity. Don't mind johnny or Lord Shield, we keep them as pets. ;)

FRESH MEAT!!!!!!!!!! [img]graemlins/eating.gif[/img]

errr.. I mean welcome to the board :D

Hehehe. I love new forums. All the inside jokes. So how do I tell the ranks here?

Welcome to Ironworks [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img]

You'll find the occasional sensible person amongst all the nuts, don't worry. Unfortunately, I'm not one of them.
*throws hedgehogs*

[img]graemlins/grabblue.gif[/img] We gotcha now buddy!

Welcome.

HELLO!!!!!! [img]graemlins/cheering.gif[/img]

Ranks are in rules and regulations page.

the sensible ones are the dangerous ones that'll eat you up and throw you away like a used tissue ;) (j/k ;) )

let us nuttos entertain instead :D

hmmm - cue maniacal laughter

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[ 11-17-2002, 03:19 PM: Message edited by: Lord Shield ]

Welcome to the boards Lord Dei! [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] Where´s the welcome wagon when we need her? Cloudy? Yoo hoo? [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D Awww you never gave me that welcome LS! I want one [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

Awww you never gave me that welcome LS! I want one [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D </font>[/QUOTE]sorry - i was working lates when you dropped in IW [img]redface.gif[/img]

*drops trousers and does extra wiggle when mooning Willow*

Oooohh. Not a pretty sight is it? [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D Thanks LS NOW I really feel like an IW member :D

the sensible ones are the dangerous ones that'll eat you up and throw you away like a used tissue ;) (j/k ;) )

let us nuttos entertain instead :D

hmmm - cue maniacal laughter

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!</font>[/QUOTE]*breaks into song*

OH IT'S SUCH A PERFECT DAY, I'M SO GLAD I SPENT IT WITH YOU, OH JUST A PERFECT DAY

YOU JUST KEEP ME HANGIIIIIIIIIIIING ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

it's a lovely sight *pout*

gonna throw a hissy now ;)

I think LS made up for not mooning me by repeatedly hugging me, being my first GD friend, and getting pregnant [img]tongue.gif[/img]
He also initiated me into the ORT :eek:

You´re quite right LS. It is a lovely sight! Now get out from that corner and join the welcome comitte again [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

the ORT? i did? i hardly ever cisit it myself LOL!!!!

now then - why are Willow and Kal here and not on MSN? tut tut ;)

i gave birth to a lovely baby boy if i recall :D

You see, this is why I love IW...I can do something totally uncalled for, and nobody bats an eyelid :D

*bats an eyelid*

happy now? :D

Arledrian was the father, wasn't he?

Arledrian was the father, wasn't he?</font>[/QUOTE]yep - he was most reluctant at first but he's been so enthusiastic and the little tyke loves him :D

*bats an eyelid*

happy now? :D </font>[/QUOTE]not really...your mutant eyelids freak me out [img]tongue.gif[/img]

What's up. I think you'll like it here. At least I do, mostly cause you get to see the most unatural thing in the world. ;)

Arledrian was the father, wasn't he?</font>[/QUOTE]yep - he was most reluctant at first but he's been so enthusiastic and the little tyke loves him :D </font>[/QUOTE]Bless! he evn has his mother's eyes!...and tentacles *cough*

Does he have a nasty habit of pulling down his pants, too? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

So LS...did ya breast feed? :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

he hasn't got pants yet - far too young

ooh, he's wiggling his tentacles - I think i'll change his name to Cthulhu

i don't have breasts you cheeky young whippersnapper [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Lord of Alcohol does and i got him pregnant (or was that johnny?) :D

Welcome Lord dei. [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] What other boards you on??

And moose I kind of thought this was the color of LS arse. [img]graemlins/moon.gif[/img]

*walks away shivering*

Im an admin at www.bsforums.com. Wurm is a mod there.

[ 11-17-2002, 04:15 PM: Message edited by: Lord Dei ]

Jump in and have fun, don't mind the sharks, they don't bite...much. The mods intervene when the water gets too bloody. :D

Welcome and howdy! :D Always nice to see a 'fresh face' here. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Never mind these loons! ;) Of course, soon...you'll be one of us...I mean, uhm...them...yeah...that's it.

*shoots spit balls at newbie*
[img]tongue.gif[/img]

:D welcome LORD DEI :D welcome to IW.

yep - he was most reluctant at first but he's been so enthusiastic and the little tyke loves him :D </font>[/QUOTE]<s>Actually, I am glad to be rid of the little shit</s> Uh, yes Adam honey, I just love the little chap. He's such a bonny... bloody... thing, ain't he? [img]smile.gif[/img]

And welcome to Ironworks (aka 'Single Fathers Anonymous' [img]graemlins/madhell.gif[/img] ) Lord Dei ;)

[ 11-18-2002, 04:08 AM: Message edited by: Arledrian ]

Actually it hovered between you as the father, then Johnny, then neb, then me, and I don't know who else :D
Arledrian, your son is so...unique [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Oooh, I have a picture of Neb's daughter Neba here (Hey, LS, she's your grandkid! She takes after the both of you [img]tongue.gif[/img] )
(picture possibly offensive)
http://www.chris.com/nutty/index2.html

Hi Lord Dei Welcome to IWs... that is, if you haven't been scared off by these loons... of course, I cant be completely sure I'm sane myself... [img]tongue.gif[/img] but then, crazy ppl never know their crazy, do they? ;) .

Is it just me or are there way too many Lords here?
*Walks away mumbling about goody-goody paladins and knights*

*snort* Calaethis? Sane? [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
Funny...I AM THE MAD DROW MISTRESS! AND ALL BOW BEFORE ME!
I wish...
I have a superiority complex, y'know [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 11-18-2002, 05:44 AM: Message edited by: Kaltia ]

Yep, everyone should turn to the DARK SIDE OF [img]graemlins/spam3.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]