See Lord of Alcohol...I met him. My good fortune and (sincerely) my great priviledge.

But the question that has beffudled scientists and idiots alike is...CAN HE DRINK?

Now see yer small English hooligan type....he loves a skinful, keep the grog coming and he'll keep swilling. Aaahh but what about yer big American builder hooligan type?...Aha see....this is the question...

Now I don't want to tip the balance but I once found two chambermaids asleep in the big mans navel. This leads me to believe he had fallen asleep and they snuck in under cover of Rip Van Winkelitis (whereby the alleged big drinker has had half a can of Budweiser and crashes for 24 hours). They possibly only walked over his prone body to draw the curtains or somesuch...sliding gently down his belly button with no means of escape on the smooth sweaty surface until the big man awoke and pretended to drink more beer (possibly the left over half from the night before).

If this is the case then the mans a girlie and bubbles put him to sleep instantly.

BUT.....And it's a BIG BUT.

Did the man have such an almighty skinfull that he was so drunk he put them there himself and forgot about them....Aaah yes, you the jury must decide.
Any man that can drink 20 odd buds and coax 2 chambermaids into his navel must be respected as a proper pisshead, a drinker of our times, one to slur worms with. Yes...but is this the case....You my friends must decide.

If you the Jury believe this man to be a proper drinker then you must type YAE...but if you the Jury believe him to be a charlatan then ye must type [b]Nae{/b]

Should this man be found innocent and a real drinker then he shall be compensated with a crate of fine English grog for his Xmas

Should he however be found guilty and a proper girlie in frillie knickers then we'll release the chambermaids from his belly button.

HOW CALL IT YOU THE JURY? YAE or Nae

I vote AYE, send me beer Charlie. I only have 3 left

Nae.....I only have two.

Where be the Jury?

It was also my privelage to meet Charlie, one ■■■■■■■ great guy. I'll share my last beers with him

Likewise my friend.....you know the coup. We'll meet up again I'm sure. Dunno about the beer sharing bit tho' :D

Well it was a hollow offer, I'm now down to one. Have to get into the roommates beer next and its light beer. But I shall persevere. But you'll be buying me beer next spring.

You know it baby. It's 6:15 AM here and I'm still a drinking. Mind you I have started the stealing cigarrete bit....I'm so pissed (drunk) that I'm no longer ashamed. We should start a thread about drinking and hangovers you know.... [img]smile.gif[/img]

A damn good idea, I'm on about #24 or so but fully stocked on cigarettes. Good for the lungs you know. Fortunatly I can outsleep the hangover, thereby staying drunk. Beer can be bought in .....10 1/2 hours! I can do it!

It's no wonder we're good mates.

Wish I had a spliff for you!

I got a biggun burning now......you know me.

Excuse me while I light my spliff
Whoa Lord I gotta take a lift
From reality I must just drift
That's why I'm keeping with my spliff

Or somesuch....too pissed to remember the words properly. (Bob Marley record for those that wondered)

Infact I just finished that one so I'll roll another in your honour.
Distance cannot temper friendship my friend. I'll think of you as I toke.

When I first met you
didnt realise
cant forget you
or your surprise
you introduced me
to my mind
left me wanting
you and your kind

Ha theres some Black Sabbath for you-Sweet Leaf

But yep I know you ;) I figured your stocked up. The beers tasting good tonight for me

Hows sunrise Charie? :D

The grog's going down a treat for me too mate......and I ain't stopping yet.

6:46AM and it's as black as the Ace of spades outside still. Another hour or so till sun up...........That means more beer can be consumed and then the pub opens...........I love life. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Its my great fortune I am on a roll tonight, let us drink more Charlie

Is your phone free? Or is the PC using the same line?

Let us drink more my friend....I'll drink to that.

Phones free, have cable internet now.

I just called you. Did you get the call?

No, just some drunken twit from Ireland

Oh, that'll be the Irish twat I spoke to then. I think he comes from Ireland.

Err did he have a Scottish accent btw?

I think she was a nice lass from Glasgow, we might go on a date

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Yes I know her....the one with stubble and the haggis. Nice bo...err girl.

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I can see that I passed o..., er... fell asleep too early last night. [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img]

I've woken up and am out of beer :( Whats a poor drunk to do? Help me Attalus!

*E-mails LoA a case of Bud.* *Thinks, adds a Bloody with lotsa Worcestershire Sauce and Tabasco, no celery stick, since it makes an unseemly noise.* ;)

Thanks Attalus, no crunchy celery reverberating in my ears [img]smile.gif[/img] My orange juice and questran was nasty indeed this morning, it lacked vodka :D

[img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] I didn't know that anyone over the age of twelve drank orange juice without vodka.

Yeah, well, i'm not much better off, i have two cans of beer left in the fridge. That only works as an apetizer, so i'm afraid i have to get dressed and go out for beer in a minute. *sigh*

Alas the ABC store is closed sundays :( However in one hour 5 minutes the beer stores can....sell beer!!!!!!

Life is great. :D

There is a couple Bud lights I could get but.........Bud Light SUCKS!

Then why did you buy it ? What a waste of money. :D

Not my beers. I wouldnt buy the nasty things! However I just might steal a couple until noon :D

Nae ;)

You know, you two should really get MSN Messenger or something [img]tongue.gif[/img] Cos these posts Charlie makes just seem to consist of you two [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]