People With Issues
Bill Saintclair Patton, 45, was convicted of indecent exposure in Warren, Mich., in September, and sentenced to 90 days in jail; he was the subject of neighbors' complaints after he appeared nude in his back yard and used a pumpkin to sexually gratify himself. And Ross Watt, 33, was convicted of disorderly conduct in Edinburgh, Scotland, in October after witnesses and police testified that he rolled around on the ground, simulating sexual intercourse with an orange and white traffic cone. [Macomb Daily, 9-27-02] [The Scotsman, 10-16-02]

that's strangely funny........disturbing, yes......but funny

itneresting....... there are people that live here that have done such things, at parties and such, god they are stupid, lol

<font color="Deepskyblue">That will be in my nightmares tonight *shudders*</font>

*sigh* Yet another Michigan man humiliating himself. What is wrong with my state!? :confused:

<font color="Deepskyblue">You sure this man in the article isnt.............LORD STARSHADOW HIMSELF!! *dum-dum-dum!!* :D [img]graemlins/kidding.gif[/img]
Werent you in that Pumpkin recipe thread a lot a few weeks ago?? [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] </font>

There was a scotsman mentioned to. The one with the traffic cone. If memory serves, hes done this kind of crap before. With a shoe. In public. I dunno, I just dont understand how people can get like that.

<font color="Deepskyblue">You sure this man in the article isnt.............LORD STARSHADOW HIMSELF!! *dum-dum-dum!!* :D [img]graemlins/kidding.gif[/img]
Werent you in that Pumpkin recipe thread a lot a few weeks ago?? [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] </font></font>[/QUOTE]it would've ruined the taste :D

<font color="Deepskyblue">You sure this man in the article isnt.............LORD STARSHADOW HIMSELF!! *dum-dum-dum!!* :D [img]graemlins/kidding.gif[/img]
Werent you in that Pumpkin recipe thread a lot a few weeks ago?? [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] </font></font>[/QUOTE]it would've ruined the taste :D </font>[/QUOTE]<font color="Deepskyblue">Damm right it would of!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] haha</font>

Wow.........wow.

<font color="cyan">Ah, memories! I mean, erm. Yes. But come on, when your totally lashed off your face, it is funny to egg your mates on to do stupid stuff!

I think my best was some mate bet me I couldn't ride a HUGE wheelie bin all the way down the hill. But boy did I ride it, and if it wasn't for this stupid lampost at the bottom of the road, I would have carried on riding! Lol.

But, kids, dnt try this at home. Falling off that wheelie bin was one of the most painful experiances of my life!</font>

All i can say about that is [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] thats just the kinda stuff you don't wanna here about people.

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no comment...

>_< bad... images in head... must... chop it oFF!!

He seems to be sexually attracted to orange things.

OMG!! TOUCHE!!
That was a good call [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

I agree with Arvon's title.. There but for the Grace of God go I..

[ 11-14-2002, 06:58 AM: Message edited by: Lifetime ]