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Triconan 11-11-2002 06:07 PM

I saw a topic like this on www.gamefaqs.coms message boards so I thought I'd try it out here. For anyone who doesn't understand here it is in 2 easy steps

1.) answer the question the last person posted

2.) ask a stupid question

I hope that is not too complex for you :D . If it's too hard I'm sorry, truly sorry for you.

Now for the question

If you are being chased by pistol carrying crazed girl scouts who are pissed cause you won't buy their cookies what would you do? :confused:

LordKathen 11-11-2002 06:09 PM

Your right, thats a stupid question...

Niadh 11-11-2002 06:10 PM

shoot back with friendly mr .45

Why doesn't teh sky fall down?

Lord Starshadow 11-11-2002 06:12 PM

Because it's held up by the happy thoughts of millions and millions of kids everywhere!

Why should I rock when I can just roll?

Niadh 11-11-2002 06:13 PM

bob is in bob's bed

When will it be yesterday?

[ 11-11-2002, 06:13 PM: Message edited by: Niadh ]

SomeGuy 11-11-2002 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Niadh:
because rocks are harder than rolls

When will it be yesterday?

Tommarow and Thursday.

My question:Why is someone in the kitchen with Dina?

SirTristram 11-11-2002 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Starshadow:
Because it's held up by the happy thoughts of millions and millions of kids everywhere!

Why should I rock when I can just roll?

Hurts more when you roll on the rocks, rather than just grass or flat pavement...

Why can't I think of a stupid question?

Niadh 11-11-2002 06:16 PM

because you need to be more stupider

Why can I think up stupid questions?

SirTristram 11-11-2002 06:17 PM

[blank] :D

BTW, Sweet sig pic, Niadh;)

[edit]

[ 11-11-2002, 06:17 PM: Message edited by: SirTristram ]

Lord Starshadow 11-11-2002 06:17 PM

Because luv loves you!

What is it about tables that makes them so annoying?

SomeGuy 11-11-2002 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Starshadow:
Because luv loves you!

What is it about tables that makes them so annoying?

They have four legs and we only have 2.

My question:Why do people pick there noses?

Triconan 11-11-2002 06:26 PM

Because they don't have vibrators!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck?

johnny 11-11-2002 06:27 PM

Because they know where the itch is

Why am i here ?

:D :D

SomeGuy 11-11-2002 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
Because they know where the itch is

Why am i here ?

:D :D

Becuz your drunk.

If johnny drank all the bear in the world what would happen to lord of Alcohal?

True_Moose 11-11-2002 06:29 PM

Then LoA would move to China. :D

Whatever would Sir G do if he couldn't taunt us with his inside info on Bioware?

Triconan 11-11-2002 06:29 PM

He would be sober

who like short shorts?

Sir Goulum 11-11-2002 06:33 PM

You do

Why do the Oilers suck this year?

[ 11-11-2002, 06:33 PM: Message edited by: Sir Goulum ]

Jeffi0 11-11-2002 06:35 PM

Cuz they suck every year.

Why are we doing this?

Lord Starshadow 11-11-2002 06:35 PM

'Cause they're the Oilers, and they'll continue to suck due to karma.

What is the point of nonesense?

Triconan 11-11-2002 06:36 PM

It's our destiny

Why was my science teacher last year so fat and annoying?

Sir Goulum 11-11-2002 06:37 PM

He drank too much beer [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Why are macs bad?

True_Moose 11-11-2002 06:39 PM

Cuz their CEO doesn't have skin the color of sugar.

Why haven't the mods busted this thread yet?

SomeGuy 11-11-2002 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Goulum:
He drank too much beer [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Why are macs bad?

Becuz.

Question: What would everyone do if I came in wearing a speedo?

Triconan 11-11-2002 06:41 PM

Laugh

How far can you spit?

Sir Goulum 11-11-2002 06:44 PM

As far as a donkey [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Why do people smoke?

SomeGuy 11-11-2002 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Goulum:
As far as a donkey [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Why do people smoke?

That would take to long to answer.

Why is this thread so popular?

Sir Goulum 11-11-2002 06:47 PM

Cuz its *coughspam*cough*

Why do people like spam? :D

SomeGuy 11-11-2002 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Goulum:
Cuz its *coughspam*cough*

Why do people like spam? :D

Because it tastes like spiced ham.

Why do I have a white dragon as an avatar?

Lord Starshadow 11-11-2002 06:49 PM

'Cause it tastes good! ;)

Why do the Thrashers have a hockey team?

[ 11-11-2002, 06:50 PM: Message edited by: Lord Starshadow ]

Sir Goulum 11-11-2002 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SomeGuy:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir Goulum:
Cuz its *coughspam*cough*

Why do people like spam? :D

Because it tastes like spiced ham.

Why do I have a white dragon as an avatar?
</font>[/QUOTE]Cuz you spam too much

Why do we all hate things?

SomeGuy 11-11-2002 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Goulum:
]Cuz you spam too much

Why do we all hate things?[/QB]
Cuz we love to hate them

Why are speedos called speedos?

Lord Lothar 11-11-2002 06:51 PM

Quote:

Why do I have a white dragon as an avatar?
<font color="cadetblue"> Because you spam too much ;)

Why do cows go moo?</font>

SomeGuy 11-11-2002 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Lothar:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Why do I have a white dragon as an avatar?
<font color="cadetblue"> Because you spam too much ;)

Why do cows go moo?</font>
</font>[/QUOTE]Cuz they don't have anything better to say.

WHy do i hate eggs?

Sir Goulum 11-11-2002 06:54 PM

I dunno

Whats wrong in the world?

True_Moose 11-11-2002 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Goulum:
I dunno

Whats wrong in the world?

Spam.

Why are aspirin packed in beneath cotton?

Lord Lothar 11-11-2002 07:00 PM

Quote:

Why are aspirin packed in beneath cotton?
<font color="cadetblue">To take up space.

Why is the grass greener on the other side?</font>

Lord Starshadow 11-11-2002 07:01 PM

Because they use "fertilizer."

Why is grass green and not blue?

True_Moose 11-11-2002 07:02 PM

Because it looks better that way.

Why do birds suddenly appear?

[ 11-11-2002, 07:02 PM: Message edited by: True_Moose ]

Lord Lothar 11-11-2002 07:05 PM

Quote:

Why do birds suddenly appear?
<font color="cadetblue">They're always there but you're just to slow to notice them. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Why don't moose have wings?</font>

Ladyzekke 11-11-2002 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Lothar:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Why do birds suddenly appear?
<font color="cadetblue">They're always there but you're just to slow to notice them. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Why don't moose have wings?</font>
</font>[/QUOTE]Because they have antlers, you only get one, antlers or wings, never both

Why don't we have eyes in the backs of our heads?


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