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Steve Fox 11-06-2002 08:07 AM

never have I broken a bone and quite frankely I'm anoid,so I would like to hear from any one that has had broken bones to make me feel jealous enough to jump of something high enough to brake something and have a broken bone to my name

Gromnir 11-06-2002 08:10 AM

Hey Steve, I haven't broken a bonne either and I agree with you! any suggestions on how to brake a bone?

Neuromancer 11-06-2002 08:12 AM

I have a nice slegehammer.
Could help you out, guys - free of charge for all IW members [img]smile.gif[/img]

Neuro

Jorath Calar 11-06-2002 08:16 AM

believe me it is not fun... or something to wish for...

Ibroke my knee when Iwas 18, at a Karate Practice... gee that hurt.

Sio 11-06-2002 08:18 AM

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Originally posted by Steve Fox:
never have I broken a bone and quite frankely I'm anoid,so I would like to hear from any one that has had broken bones to make me feel jealous enough to jump of something high enough to brake something and have a broken bone to my name
Errr why would you WANT to break a bone?? :D
I too neither have but I dont think id want to either, my mate fell off a tarzee at its peak and fell well far down a bank and had his broken bone jutting out of his arm, needless to say he was in a lot of pain. [img]smile.gif[/img] not somehing id want to share in hehe

andrewas 11-06-2002 08:44 AM

Steve, it wull happen one day. Why rush it?

You too will experience the sensation of feeling your bones move in directions they realy shoudnt.

And I gaurantee youll wish you had waited longer, because it really is no fun even with one of the simple fractures like an arm. Break a leg and your in for a whole world of fun.

RevRuby 11-06-2002 09:48 AM

i have broken one finger and one two, but the two got broke twice. it's not enjoyable, and i don;t reccomend it. the finger and the toe once was because i am clutsy, the toe the other time i broke it was because of weak ankles.

johnny 11-06-2002 10:24 AM

A broken foot, a broken thumb and three times a broken nose.

Ace of Spades 11-06-2002 10:43 AM

I had a busted nose, too. In two places. Went to the doc. He busted out a vial of pharmaceutical cocaine, added some warm water, soaked 4 Q-Tips in the mixture, then shoved 2 up each nostril. Damn that hurt worse than the breakage! Now, however you can't tell my scnozz was broken to look at it -- but I have to be careful buying sunglasses, as some sit just a bit off-kilter...

Busted a wrist as a kid, too. Can't really say it was a fun experience. Broken fingers and toes, and one bone in my hand -- when I used to box.

Horatio 11-06-2002 11:28 AM

Ok, where to start.

Dislocated shoulder. When I was 17 I fell off a 12ft high bridge hand first, and the jolt took out my arm.
Broken (left) arm. Fell awkwardly when I was 12.
Broken leg. When I was 18 I slipped over a brick.
Broken nose at 15. Fights :rolleyes:
Broken (right) arm. Less said about that experiance the better.

Dislocation HURTS. A LOT. I do not recommend jumping off anything taller than 5ft. :D

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe 11-06-2002 02:00 PM

Ive broke a bone in my hand, my leg, my arm and my finger, none of them were really fun, I dont suggest it.

Blade 11-06-2002 02:14 PM

why would you want a broken bone anyways? I had a fracture in my wrist and that was bad enough, it swelled up to 3 times its normal size not fun let me assure you. Same goes for root canals they although don't hurt suck also known from personal experiance. Fights with my brother.

Steve Fox 11-06-2002 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by Blade:
why would you want a broken bone anyways? I had a fracture in my wrist and that was bad enough, it swelled up to 3 times its normal size not fun let me assure you. Same goes for root canals they although don't hurt suck also known from personal experiance. Fights with my brother.
Becouse I want a big scar on my arm preferebly

Lord of Alcohol 11-06-2002 02:31 PM

I broke my right "birdie" finger. It was hanging sideways with finger-guts coming out the side. [img]smile.gif[/img] Not sure what hurt worse, the break or the bullet that did it [img]tongue.gif[/img] It healed crooked so now when I flip someone off the get the "Ugly Bird" :D

Steve Fox 11-06-2002 02:31 PM

I want a broken bone also to live up to my name some more, if you ask dan I am known formally as Psycho boy! for reasons I shouldn't really have to explain.

Steve Fox 11-06-2002 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol:
I broke my right "birdie" finger. It was hanging sideways with finger-guts coming out the side. [img]smile.gif[/img] Not sure what hurt worse, the break or the bullet that did it [img]tongue.gif[/img] It healed crooked so now when I flip someone off the get the "Ugly Bird" :D
What? a proper bullet, as in you got shot,damn bet that hurt.

Lavindathar 11-06-2002 03:02 PM

<font color="cyan">I've never broken a bone either.

And Steve, isn't it break rather than brake?</font>

Steve Fox 11-06-2002 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by Lavindathar:
<font color="cyan">I've never broken a bone either.

And Steve, isn't it break rather than brake?</font>

Yas ut es but I can't speel vary weel as you can see

chrisofthedale 11-06-2002 03:16 PM

if you really want a good scar get your finger cut of in a window, happened to my dad... i myself have never broken a bone, but i have plenty on scar from pets...

Steve Fox 11-06-2002 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by chrisofthedale:
if you really want a good scar get your finger cut of in a window, happened to my dad... i myself have never broken a bone, but i have plenty on scar from pets...
Nice idea but I don't like the thought of not having something such as fingers but the more suggestions the better

Lord of Alcohol 11-06-2002 03:31 PM

Well Steve, maybe you could get a buddy to hit you with a machete or something? Also a sledgehammer would do wonders to your feet [img]smile.gif[/img]

Elif Godson 11-06-2002 03:45 PM

I have broken other peoples bones and managed to fracture
my right wrist while being 150 miles from the closest hospital,
Nothing better then being in the middle of the woods with 80lbs
of gear on you and having to hike that distance on unsturdy terrain.
Broken limbs are no fun and tramatic effects that it can have on a person
are not something to covet. You are nut's in my book if want a big scar from a broken limb, in certain cases the merrow from the bone can get into the blood stream and hey even kill you, how would that be for a scar ;) :D
Busted knuckles at the age of 50 will get a nice case of arthritis
broken limbs can lead to severe pain in your older years, it's all great if your not planning on living long but you should respect your body,
cybernetics is not that far along to where you can say "Cut it off Dock and give model #########-#### thats the ticket" ;)

Lord of Alcohol 11-06-2002 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by johnny:
A broken foot, a broken thumb and three times a broken nose.
Gee Johnny how did you get your nose broken three times? [img]tongue.gif[/img] Dont make it four times, send me beer!

Steve Fox 11-06-2002 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by Elif Godson:
I have broken other peoples bones and managed to fracture
my right wrist while being 150 miles from the closest hospital,
Nothing better then being in the middle of the woods with 80lbs
of gear on you and having to hike that distance on unsturdy terrain.
Broken limbs are no fun and tramatic effects that it can have on a person
are not something to covet. You are nut's in my book if want a big scar from a broken limb, in certain cases the merrow from the bone can get into the blood stream and hey even kill you, how would that be for a scar ;) :D
Busted knuckles at the age of 50 will get a nice case of arthritis
broken limbs can lead to severe pain in your older years, it's all great if your not planning on living long but you should respect your body,
cybernetics is not that far along to where you can say "Cut it off Dock and give model #########-#### thats the ticket" ;)

That's allright I'll probably die in my 20's anyway

Lavindathar 11-06-2002 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by chrisofthedale:
if you really want a good scar get your finger cut of in a window, happened to my dad... i myself have never broken a bone, but i have plenty on scar from pets...
<font color="cyan">Happened to my brother as well, ask him......BINKY, where are you? It was my fault......hehe.

I hit him, ran away, and he charged me, so I slammed a door on him, and he fisted the window. Ouch, nasty scar!</font>

andrewas 11-06-2002 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by Steve Fox:
That's allright I'll probably die in my 20's anyway
This is not, generally speaking, a good plan.

antryg 11-06-2002 05:54 PM

broken wrist from pole vaulting
broken skull from diving board
broken sternum from lacrosse
broken knee from lacrosse
I'm still broke "no money"
None of these rate as something that I want to do again.

Animal 11-06-2002 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by Steve Fox:
never have I broken a bone and quite frankely I'm anoid,so I would like to hear from any one that has had broken bones to make me feel jealous enough to jump of something high enough to brake something and have a broken bone to my name
Pretty much broke every major bone in my body at one point or another.
Both legs, both arms, three ribs, collar bone twice, ankle, wrist, neck, and crushed a vertabrae in my back.
I'm not exactly sure why you'd want to break something, but I'd suggest starting off small, like maybe a pinky finger or big toe!
If that doesn't do it for you, you could try a couple of things I did:
1. A three story fall onto concrete, with an apartment balcony following close behind or,
2. A 9mm bullet in the leg and one in the neck.
I don't remember #1 much, just a loud crack, beginning to slide downwards and yelling out "oh *expletive deleted*". Apparently I grabbed onto the balcony on the way down to try and stop myself, but all I did was rip it out of the wall on the way down. The second one I remember quite vividly and always will. So the moral of the story being, Kids...we're trained proffesinals. Don't try this at home.

[ 11-06-2002, 07:20 PM: Message edited by: Animal ]

Lord of Alcohol 11-06-2002 07:40 PM

Them bullets hurt dont they Animal ;) And mine was only a .22 through the finger. I need to meet you, we can have a really good WWF fight [img]smile.gif[/img] Except lets try not to break each others bones! :D

Animal 11-06-2002 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol:
Them bullets hurt dont they Animal ;) And mine was only a .22 through the finger. I need to meet you, we can have a really good WWF fight [img]smile.gif[/img] Except lets try not to break each others bones! :D
I'm pretty sure between the two of us we could cause some real damage! When's the next Cowboys game?

Lord of Alcohol 11-06-2002 08:37 PM

Whenever you get here, you can be the Cowboys [img]tongue.gif[/img]

antryg 11-06-2002 09:25 PM

If it's the Cowboys it's not a game. Jerry Jones GM, the Cowboys gift to NFL parity.

True_Moose 11-06-2002 09:26 PM

Um, hehe, Steve, I've broken my leg, my hand, and my thumb twice, and it's no fun. ;) :D

The Hunter of Jahanna 11-06-2002 10:09 PM

All you have to do to get a broken bone is grab my wifes bottom. I can 100% guarantee you will have plenty of broken bones and scars after that. ;)

Iron_Ranger 11-06-2002 11:29 PM

Never had a broken bone before, almost had my left ring finger cut off. Dont speed on four wheelers [img]tongue.gif[/img]

What on earth was I doing drinving a four wheeler at 9 years old anyway?

Also have a nice large gash on my right leg. Black cats are bad luck,hehe.

The Ornery One 11-07-2002 04:15 AM

I'm amazed and darned lucky that I've never broken anything, considering that I'd fallen down stairs and out of trees lots of times.
My mom got her first break when she was in her mid 40s. She shattered her right wrist by putting her hand out behind her when she slipped and fell on the driveway. She had to have 4 pins, that stuck out 3 inches, put in her arm. She broke her right arm slipping on the porch at a cake shop, and had to have internal screws put in that time. Never had those last ones taken out, either. Both times left deep scars; four dents and two long lines.
If you ever watch MaxX, you can see just how much fun those people have getting broken bones. One scene that showed a kid fall off his skate board, still makes me feel sick. His arm crumpled like an accordian and you could hear the crunch.

Steve Fox 11-07-2002 08:27 AM

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Originally posted by Animal:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Steve Fox:
never have I broken a bone and quite frankely I'm anoid,so I would like to hear from any one that has had broken bones to make me feel jealous enough to jump of something high enough to brake something and have a broken bone to my name

Pretty much broke every major bone in my body at one point or another.
Both legs, both arms, three ribs, collar bone twice, ankle, wrist, neck, and crushed a vertabrae in my back.
I'm not exactly sure why you'd want to break something, but I'd suggest starting off small, like maybe a pinky finger or big toe!
If that doesn't do it for you, you could try a couple of things I did:
1. A three story fall onto concrete, with an apartment balcony following close behind or,
2. A 9mm bullet in the leg and one in the neck.
I don't remember #1 much, just a loud crack, beginning to slide downwards and yelling out "oh *expletive deleted*". Apparently I grabbed onto the balcony on the way down to try and stop myself, but all I did was rip it out of the wall on the way down. The second one I remember quite vividly and always will. So the moral of the story being, Kids...we're trained proffesinals. Don't try this at home.
</font>[/QUOTE]I worship you

Keraptisdm 11-07-2002 08:49 AM

Couple of broken fingers and broken nose (8 times) is all for me. :D

Lord of Alcohol 11-07-2002 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by Keraptisdm:
Couple of broken fingers and broken nose (8 times) is all for me. :D
Learn to DUCK LOL :D

Steve Fox 11-07-2002 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Keraptisdm:
Couple of broken fingers and broken nose (8 times) is all for me. :D
only 8 times,you speak as if that's nothing what did you do to deserve that?


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