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Downunda 11-05-2002 10:41 PM

I kid you not [img]tongue.gif[/img] ... World News stuff

EDIT: I was just thinking... at fifty bucks a squirt, those little guys'd be more expensive than gold :D

[ 11-05-2002, 10:42 PM: Message edited by: Downunda ]

Sorcerer Alex 11-05-2002 10:53 PM

Give me a jar of hand cream and a copy of 'amateur photographer'; I'm going to pay off my car insurance :D

The Hierophant 11-05-2002 10:56 PM

Right, that's it. As of now I'm dropping out of university. Thank you Downunda, you have shown me my true calling in life [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sir Goulum 11-05-2002 11:18 PM

Its good to be a man! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] :D

Djinn Raffo 11-06-2002 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arledrian:
Give me a jar of hand cream and a copy of 'amateur photographer'; I'm going to pay off my car insurance :D
Thats the funniest thing i've heard all night! :D

caleb 11-06-2002 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arledrian:
Give me a jar of hand cream and a copy of 'amateur photographer'; I'm going to pay off my car insurance :D
Childs play [img]tongue.gif[/img] Give me a tub of hand cream. Im thinking about buying a house :D

Glorfindel 11-06-2002 12:39 AM

<font color="lawngreen" face="trebuchet MS"> LOL! Well it looks like the sperm banks could be getting very full at this rate [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

Dagorion 11-06-2002 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by caleb:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Arledrian:
Give me a jar of hand cream and a copy of 'amateur photographer'; I'm going to pay off my car insurance :D

Childs play [img]tongue.gif[/img] Give me a tub of hand cream. Im thinking about buying a house :D </font>[/QUOTE]LOL!
Do other countries like, lets say, Australia offer cash rewards for such donations? Or is it only Romania? If your payed in Oz then I think I know how Im going to get myself through University... Although I would probably be too tired to do any uni work, LOL!

Downunda 11-06-2002 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dagorion:
Do other countries like, lets say, Australia offer cash rewards for such donations? Or is it only Romania?
Even if aussie doesn't give the same cash reward you could always email the dudes in Romania to see if they accept postal donations :D

johnny 11-06-2002 04:41 AM

Remember guys, every time you "donate", God kills a kitten. Now what's more important to you ? :D

Harkoliar 11-06-2002 08:45 AM

hey nice part time job for me [img]smile.gif[/img]

VulcanRider 11-06-2002 09:02 AM

Are they hiring?

Can I telecommute?

Ronn_Bman 11-06-2002 09:55 AM

I'm emailing all my creditors today to request an alternate payment plan. If they'll agree, I'll be debt free before the New Year. :D

RevRuby 11-06-2002 10:02 AM

MEN! this is horrible...can't anyone think of something other than their hand!?

MagiK 11-06-2002 10:07 AM

<font color="#00ccff">LoL Rev...heheh All I know is they are paying good Beer money [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>

johnny 11-06-2002 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MagiK:
<font color="#00ccff">LoL Rev...heheh All I know is they are paying good Beer money [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>
COME AGAIN ????? :D

Downunda 11-06-2002 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MagiK:
<font color="#00ccff">LoL Rev...heheh All I know is they are paying good Beer money [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>

COME AGAIN ????? :D </font>[/QUOTE]And again, and again, and again, an...

Timber Loftis 11-06-2002 02:06 PM

I had not read this post and just did. Now I'm going to have to explain my outburst of guffawing to other folks in the office. Once it stops, that is. :D :D :D

I wish I'd have known this. I've been throwing money away for years.

/)eathKiller 11-06-2002 02:11 PM

That's just... Usual...

[img]tongue.gif[/img] Ok So I'll admit i've heard of this before, it is technically an easy way out, its like donating your body to sceince, or an arm or a leg or some parts of your brain or something... Human parts are the thing every human has, but they don't come cheap [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Mack_Attack 11-06-2002 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
Remember guys, every time you "donate", God kills a kitten. Now what's more important to you ? :D
I am really surprised there is cats in todays world [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Lord of Alcohol 11-06-2002 02:39 PM

Have sperm, will travel!!!!!!!

realbinky 11-06-2002 02:58 PM

Oh, crap, I visited Dr "snipit" 2 years ago. Fools gold only. No little soldiers! On the other hand, a woman's egg is worth about $5000! the wife is good for something after all!

Lavindathar 11-06-2002 03:00 PM

<font color="cyan">C-O-O-L!!!!

I wanna go!</font>

Lord of Alcohol 11-06-2002 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by realbinky:
Oh, crap, I visited Dr "snipit" 2 years ago. Fools gold only. No little soldiers! On the other hand, a woman's egg is worth about $5000! the wife is good for something after all!
LOL

MagiK 11-06-2002 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by realbinky:
Oh, crap, I visited Dr "snipit" 2 years ago. Fools gold only. No little soldiers! On the other hand, a woman's egg is worth about $5000! the wife is good for something after all!
<font color="#00ccff">Ack! I forgot! me too :( well hell there goes my beer money :( Damn me for being reproductivly responsible ;) </font>


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