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Bokken 10-30-2002 02:22 AM

Anyone who remembers The Real Ultimate Power ninja website which was posted a while back by another member may not have expected things to actually get more serious! Seems the owner of the site actually got sued by a disgruntled mother.
Although it still doesn't tell us what the outcome was, it's still pretty funny stuff!

chrisofthedale 10-30-2002 02:28 AM

Shes trying to be a good christian mother, shes not even married. She probably wanted a lawsuit so she can buy food and clothes.

uss 10-30-2002 05:52 PM

HOLY %&#?!! He really got sued by the mother of three children!? I read her email in the site a few weeks ago. I hope she doesn`t get any money from the site's owner! But since the trial will commence in America, she'll probably get over a million dollars(no offense)

Edit: Btw, I posted that hilarious site [img]smile.gif[/img] .

[ 10-30-2002, 05:59 PM: Message edited by: uss ]

/)eathKiller 10-30-2002 10:52 PM

Hey! Ninjas are cool! If she's gonna sue them she may as well try to ban TV, Chess, Radio, Video Games an Religeon while she's at it...

Ninjas Are cool! They're Free-lance Samurai bent on being puppetmasters who determine who lives and dies in the play of life! Ninjas are AWESOME...

And come on! who can forget the Ninja Turtles???

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Nanobyte 10-30-2002 11:01 PM

I remember a comedy central TV show a while back making fun of ninja stars. Something about a mutant lobster? :D

Sio 10-31-2002 04:38 AM

Ive ever saw this site before now and having dedicated my Accountancy lesson to it I can say its great! :D
It made me laugh out loud many times, and isnt to be taken seriously like all the hate mail sending people, its funny how many of them say they themselves are Ninjas and take offence at that site......pretty sad:)

uss 10-31-2002 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sio:
Ive ever saw this site before now and having dedicated my Accountancy lesson to it I can say its great! :D
It made me laugh out loud many times, and isnt to be taken seriously like all the hate mail sending people, its funny how many of them say they themselves are Ninjas and take offence at that site......pretty sad:)

I agree [img]smile.gif[/img] .
It really suprised me when i read that the site's owner is only 10 years old [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] !

uss 10-31-2002 05:08 AM

Hey, read this hatemail from the suer:

"Dear Mr. Hamburger.


I am a single mother. A single mother of three boys! And it's tough enough to keep them from acting up without people like you in the world. You are a disgrace to the whites, if you're white. My second born son has been, as you call it, "flipping out" recently and he started doing so around the same time the boys discovered your site. And surprise surprise, my son seriously harmed his brother AND now his behavior is affecting his schoolwork. Are you going to tutor him, jerk? I'm a single mother! His rambunctious attitude is going to get him put in jail or even juvenile hall. You are encouraging kids to go berserk and disregard rules. I demand that you take down this immediately, before I call the police. Trust me, mr. hamburger, this is one single mother of three boys you do not want to mess with. I will lobby to have your site banned for the rest of your life. I'll see you in court. Write me back and we'll talk some more.

yours,

a single mother of three boys you do not want to mess with"

[img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] "you are a disgrace to the whites, if you are white" [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] Isn't that *kinda* racist??

Warhammer 10-31-2002 05:09 AM

Quote:

From the above mentioned site:

Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill.

[img]smile.gif[/img] :D LOL

Grojlach 10-31-2002 05:14 AM

In the US, people sue for the strangest reasons... And worse, sometimes the one who sues actually wins as well. :rolleyes:

norompanlasolas 10-31-2002 05:27 AM

its a scam. that news is not for real. look at the address. the owner is not a 10 year old obviously, and though he is quite funny this is a lame attempt at promoting his website.

but a funny one at that. :D

Sio 10-31-2002 07:02 AM

"I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town"

"My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window."

ROFLMAO some of the stuff on that site is amazingly funny, I find it hard to believ however that it was done by a ten year old, the thought that went into some of it seems way above a ten year olds capability [img]smile.gif[/img]

Redblueflare 10-31-2002 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sio:
"I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town"

"My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window."

ROFLMAO some of the stuff on that site is amazingly funny, I find it hard to believ however that it was done by a ten year old, the thought that went into some of it seems way above a ten year olds capability [img]smile.gif[/img]

Yes it is hilarous isn't it? [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] Really really scary that a ten year old can come up with that sort of thing though. I *pray* he was having some sort of help.

[ 10-31-2002, 11:40 AM: Message edited by: Redblueflare ]

Arnabas 10-31-2002 01:32 PM

That site is just toooo funny. I just wasted about an hour on it. Good stuff.

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe 10-31-2002 03:18 PM

that site is funny as hell. Anyone that would sue them for making that site should be promptly dragged into the street and beaten to death with the 3 week old carcass of a dead halibut. its so pathetic people tie up our legal system with lawsuits over such frivolous BS. I guess living in a "free" counrty isn't all its cracked up to be.

Arnabas 10-31-2002 03:22 PM

Maybe if she wins the suit, she'll have her head cut off by a ninja who's flipping out?

Chewbacca 10-31-2002 05:22 PM

Taken from the news peice:

...When asked about the lawsuit, Robert Hamburger replied "Ms. Evans is a frigg'n idiot. She needs to shut her mouth right now or I'm going to take a skinny dump on her scalp.

Despite the lawsuit, Robert says he will continue to tell people how sweet ninjas are "no matter what" and pork as many hot babes as it takes."

I'm crying over here...


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