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1. size of mosquito's remind me of Texas
2. lacrosse
3. Neil Young
4. cool flag
5. Fed Ex can get me habenero's and tequilla
6. asphalt melting heat in Texas
7. police wear funny hats
8. I've always wanted to sit on a chesterfield.
9. Canada doesn't invade other countries.
10. True Moose

11. Sir Goulum :D :D

Now this is the better thread of your two Canadian topics antryg. Don't incur our mighty Canadian wrath or we will *dramatic pause* shake our head in disapproval and ask you to apologize.

[ 10-28-2002, 09:12 PM: Message edited by: Lord Lothar ]

Don't feel bad Sir Goulum, I'm sure Canada is a better place with you there.

Nonono! We will send our beavers on you! :D

I think we need to get our good friend antryg the wonderful, cultural interpretive movie "Canadian Bacon." ;)

Oh, and LL, why don't we send down our mighty polar bear armada. ;) :D

And the moose army!

Indeed we shall overcome your massive army with our powerful one! BTW we store a LOT of American nukes up in Canada in case something happens to the arsenal in the U.S.

Indeed we shall overcome your massive army with our powerful one! BTW we store a LOT of American nukes up in Canada in case something happens to the arsenal in the U.S.</font>[/QUOTE]Oh, and we can't forget our subs in West Ed.! :D

Indeed we shall overcome your massive army with our powerful one! BTW we store a LOT of American nukes up in Canada in case something happens to the arsenal in the U.S.</font>[/QUOTE]Oh, and we can't forget our subs in West Ed.! :D </font>[/QUOTE]The funny thing is that when America and her allies attacked Afghanistan, everyone sends large amounts of troops, armor etc. We send frigates. YEs, to invade a landlocked country in the desert the mighty Canadian armed forces sent frigates. Well, at least we don't get attacked.

I wish that cop that gave me the j-walking ticket had worn a funny hat. :(

True Moose, Canadian Bacon (the movie not the food) was obviously the major source of my knowledge about Canada. I appreciate all the help and insight which you, Sir Goulem and Lord Lothar have offered me. I've also been impressed by how fast Canadians type. I mean, three responses posted in as many minutes. Also I want you to take the rap for my now having to go out and buy a gun. How else can I protect myself from all the moose, beavers,etc. that you are sending against me? Just wait until Yorrick and Timber Loftis get ahold of you guys! Canada forever! Pass me a beer eh.
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[ 10-28-2002, 09:25 PM: Message edited by: antryg ]

Canada a nice country, friendly people, nice scenery. But there hockey teams suck :D

Ok, ok, maybe suck isnt the right word. Only Edmonton and Calgary missed the playoffs, and they each had around 90 points. But thats all irrelvant. Detorit has the cup now :D

And they will be dethroned by The Stars this year.

Edit: And hey, whatdya know, the Stars and beating Edmonton :D

[ 10-28-2002, 09:30 PM: Message edited by: Iron_Ranger ]

The real stuff, none of that watered down American crud. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

HAHAHAHAHA *drops dead from convulsions after laughing too hard.*

HAHAHAHAHA *drops dead from convulsions after laughing too hard.*</font>[/QUOTE]What? Its a legimit statment. The top team in the west right now. Beside Minnisota, that is, but the Wild got off to a strong start last year and then crumppled later in the season.

We sweeped the Olympics though. Both men's and women's hockey gold! Of course that was thanks to Lemieux and Yzerman but we still won!

Iron Ranger, If you are going to say good things about the Stars you need to go to Cloudy's Cafe. *sings* "The Stars on ice, are big and bright, *clap/clap/clap/clap* Deep in the heart of Texas.

Yeah, stupid Mike Dunham fell apart in the last period. :(

Ah well, these past olypics wear pretty cool anyway. And hey atleast we wearnt the Swedes ;)

Sheesh, Belarus...

And beside, ask any hockey player, the Cup is way better then a gold anyway. And two very key players (Hull and Chelios) wear American. Well kinda anyway,hehe.

Sorry for going off topic.

antryg-I may have to go check that out. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ah well, I will leave now, IMO, Canada is a nice place overall.

<font color = aqua> Don't feel bad Sir G I was left out too. [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>

Ha, it seems Brett Hull is not actually an American. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Yeah he was born in Ontario. In all honesty, I dont know why he claims to be an American. Was Bobby Hull an american? Ah well, I certaintly dont mind it :D

The actual story is that Dave King passed him over for one of the Canada Cup teams, and since his mom was American, and they offered him a position, he played for 'em. ;)

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Will every Canadian please pm me that I may individually e-mail you and proclaim that the Northern Lights is just the gleam from your smile and that clean streets are next to godliness. Really; I think all Canadians are "special". http://smilies.networkessence.net/otn/love/1luvu.gif
*sigh* I'm going to need more Canadian beer.

Yeah I figured it was something like that. Nice to have him aboard. Too bad he doesnt play for the Stars anymore, that ruled :(

*tosses some good old Canadian beer to antryg* [img]graemlins/cheers.gif[/img]

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http://www.standonguard.com/index2.html
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THE GOOD

Tuborg gold
Brador
Cold air is good when hung over, hot air [img]graemlins/2puke.gif[/img]
The ongoing joke that Canadian bacon isn't ham still fools Americans
John candy
Second city televison
Kids in the hall
They still have hash ... Ummm hash browns yeah that's the ticket
Canadian women are the best lovers
Even miller,bud,and other blah beers have have higher alcohol then U.S. malt liquor
C.H.O.M. radio
Many areas are still in the 1980's

THE BAD

Many areas are still in the 1980's
Canadian women make the best fatal attractions
Lumberjacks a race of giants that can outdrink even our champion LOA with axes,that no matter what you do the girl your hitting on is one of thier girlfriends
Grade B tobbaco cigs
Speaking French
Much of my family lives there (what ain't cajin anyway, but thats a whole other problem)
Only 3 months that aren't winter
Don't even lie even if you don't say it you know a few people that say Aboot ;)

But don't be too smug Canucks, as was pointed out in my favorite kids in the hall skit rember without the the Monarchy you would just be polite Americans. [img]graemlins/moon.gif[/img]

[ 10-29-2002, 02:39 AM: Message edited by: sageridder ]

Ok, I've changed my mind! I'm not coming despite the ta-kill-ya delivery.

**see other Canadian post*** ;)

There's a reason that we call states we don't like "the Canada of the Union." (mostly referring to states that have little to see when you drive through them save for flat, brown land, and a town every hour or so). Ok, joking aside, the reasons Canada is so great:
1.) better Casino
2.) three words: The Beer Store
3.) "foreign" women
4.) awesome camping grounds (area around Bancroft being my favorite)

And two things I dislike:
1.) pountine?
2.) sweet-tasting ketchup

Hmmm...canada...what comes to mind when thinking of Canada?
Crappy excercises about Montreal in my french speaking book.
Not much else.
Is Canada part of the common wealth or was that New Zealand? *confused look*

KALTIAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course we part of the commonwealth!!!!!!!! do you studies girllllllll!!!

You must not have driven through B.C.

JEEZ, are ya kidding? :D You're really part of the common wealth? Dude, where have you been hiding all this time? :D

Kaltia it's easy for you to find Canada. Drive down to Birmingham and take a right. Keep going straight for, oh about 2100 miles, and look for the lighthouse. Don't forget to roll up your windows when you make that turn.

Oh, cheers! Will i need to bring an inflatable raft? Is there water involved?
*holds map the wrong way up and ends up in New Zealand*
DO they speak french here too? *confused*

We are the second largest (in terms of landmass) country in the world! Plus the largest freshwater island in the world is here.

We are the second largest (in terms of landmass) country in the world! Plus the largest freshwater island in the world is here.</font>[/QUOTE]I knew that. no, really, i did. Now can someone fly or drive me from new Zealand to Canada please? :D

We are the second largest (in terms of landmass) country in the world! Plus the largest freshwater island in the world is here.</font>[/QUOTE]This message brought to you by the chamber of commerce of a country nobody wants to visit. *heheheheheheheheh*

[ 10-29-2002, 01:10 PM: Message edited by: antryg ]

Geez... no one mentioned Bob and Doug McKenzie!!

Or the most amusing.... William Shatner!!

Although I am not sure if either would be a point for or against.... :?