<font color="#00ccff">Just thought maybe we might want a news thread? What do you all think?

To Kick it off, I decided to mention a story fromt he Radio I heard today.
According to WMAL AM 630 In Washington DC.

The lady directly responsible for approving the Visa's for 9 of the 9/11 Hijackers has been given a $15,000 performance bonus for her work over the last year.

I think Government workers are one of the biggest scams perpetrated on the US population. I was one for a short period, never have I seen so many paid so much for so little.</font>

[ 10-25-2002, 02:20 PM: Message edited by: MagiK ]

A man who was trying to circle the world in a hot air baloon died today, when he stepped out of the ballon to admire it from a distance.

Icelandic soccerteam KR closed today the deal on buying David Beckham from manchester united. Instead MU gets the entire KR team, 500.000.000 pounds, 2 eskimos and a kangaroo.

Here are the results from the blind persons golf tournament, the winner was Donny Downing with 34.562 strokes, which was just enough to beat Larry Breckholmwich which lost any change he might have had, when he took a 560 on the final hole.

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<font color="#00ccff">Wheee! [img]smile.gif[/img] Thats almost as good as yesterdays one about the bank robber who held up a bank with a revolver. When he tried to fire the gun it failed to discharge, the robber then looked down the barrel and pulled the trigger again. this time it fired [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>

This didn't happen today, but two crooks in Ft. Worth were arrested when they tried to break into a car that two undercover officers were using to do surveillance on a suspected drug house. The two suspects were arrested by the bemused officers after they used a "slim jim" to open the door of the unmarked car. ;)

NEWSFLASH:

Lord Shield managed to go through whole day at work without mooing at people :D

WOW! Definately a first!

Lord Shield might want to check out this event next time he is in California...

mooing =! mooning

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[ 10-25-2002, 04:54 PM: Message edited by: Seraph ]

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I...I don't believe it! Say that it isn't so. Let me sit down ... I ...I need air. :eek:

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I...I don't believe it! Say that it isn't so. Let me sit down ... I ...I need air. :eek: </font>[/QUOTE]it's okay - i made up fo rit by mooing at everybody in MSN when i got home :D

mooing =! mooning

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[ 10-25-2002, 06:23 PM: Message edited by: Sir Goulum ]

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