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I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult.
I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to return to a time when life was simple, when all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again. I want to live simple again. I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and loss of loved ones. I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow. So . . . here's my checkbook and my car keys, my credit card bills and my 401K statements. I am officially resigning from adulthood. And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first, cause.............."Tag! You're it." Hope Ya'll join me ! |
Thanks for the carkeys and creditcard, here's a ball. Now go play and have fun, i know i will. :D
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OOOH! what kind of car and is there any money in the checkbook? ;) LOL
I've seen this before, it's a lot of fun! :D |
I call the car and credit card :D
My life as an 8 year old wasn't simple. I owned a multi million business, and was lured to sell it for a cookie by a small, glasses wearing man (curse Bill Gates! :D ) |
the car is an 88 dodge omni with less than 100,000 on her adn the checkbook is empty. btw the car is named maggie, treat her ight;)
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Cloudy and Horatio, you're both too late, i already took the car and creditcard. :D *wanders of whistling happy tunes* It's good to be an adult. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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please note johnny it says credit card bills, not credit card.
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hmm im going to take it to the next level and resign from humanity...
miyau miyau! mrrr... Cactus! [img]tongue.gif[/img] |
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I'm with you, want to make a treecabin... or a fortress??
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I liked your resignation so much I typed up one of my own. But, I don't know where to submit it. Help?
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Oh and johnny lets hope the car doesnt malfunction midway....... |
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Oh and johnny lets hope the car doesnt malfunction midway.......</font>[/QUOTE]Yeah, or that he has a bundle of outstanding parking and speeding tickets. :D |
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Oh and johnny lets hope the car doesnt malfunction midway.......</font>[/QUOTE]Yeah, or that he has a bundle of outstanding parking and speeding tickets. :D </font>[/QUOTE]Perhaps thats a stolen car [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] Im suspicious, something just doesnt feel right :rolleyes: [ 10-10-2002, 12:50 PM: Message edited by: whacky ] |
I'm currently in the process of building a tree cabin, you're all welcome to come over! I don't remember it being as much work when I did it AS a kid instead of FOR the kids. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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tree cabin sounds like fun, can i put posters up????
johnny-he??? calling me a he??? i never thought the nickname ruby would sound masculine to someone...weird....i hope my husband can get over this. and actually our car is in wonderful condition, and all speeding tickets have been paid. we plan on driving maggie from pa to id over x-mas, that is how good condition she is in! |
Hey, Johnny-Boy, check the trunk...you never know what kind of Kingfisher could come round your pad looking to get their stash back [/60sTalk] :D
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Oh and johnny lets hope the car doesnt malfunction midway.......</font>[/QUOTE]Yeah, or that he has a bundle of outstanding parking and speeding tickets. :D </font>[/QUOTE]Perhaps thats a stolen car [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] Im suspicious, something just doesnt feel right :rolleyes: </font>[/QUOTE]Hint: IT'S A DODGE!! The Omni likely has the (in)famous dodge 2.2/2.5 litre bi-metal engine; noted for headgasket failures every 100,000km or so. We actually had one in that threw a connecting rod through the side of the block at 70,000km. |
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