20 Ways to Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?'

2. Say, 'Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.'

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, 'Damn, this water's cold.'

5. Drop a marble and say, 'Oh shit! My glass eye!'

6. Say, 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, 'Now how did that get there?'

9. Say, 'Humus. Reminds me of humus.'

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, 'Whoa! Easy boy!'

11. Say, 'Interesting... more floaters than sinkers.'

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, 'Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?'

13. Say, 'C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me.'

14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.

15. Say, 'Boy, that sure looks like a maggot.'

16. Say, 'Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'

17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your 'Cross-Dressers Anonymous' newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, 'Peek-a-boo!'

20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing 'Born Free'.

LOL. Very funny. :D I can't stop laughing. LOL.

hehe funny :D

There were some very useful tips there, thanks dude. :D

Lol that's pretty funny :D I especially liked numbers three and ten.

You left out one my sister had to show me the other day.
21. Open the restroom door and say "look what color my medication turns my pee!" (And this is from a 31 year old.)

Oh, I can see I'm amongst mature people here.. ;)
LMAO

ROFLMAO! More floaters than sinkers!

This's a poem I actually found scribed on one of the stalls before...very bada words so don't ban me for this but neway...

22.

Some people come here to sit and think
Others come here to shit and stink
But I come here to scratch my balls
And write my poetry on the walls

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uh... huh...

I've sone something simelar to 7, but 20 made me crack up :D

on another bathroom wall:

Here I sit in the vapor,
Wondering who stole the toilet paper,
How much longer must I linger,
Before I'm forced to use my finger.

at work, one of my friends posted on the wall a picture of George Michael with "Please wash your hands" uunderneath it :D

blooming management removeed it tho - buttsqueaks [img]tongue.gif[/img]

rofl! Veeery good...*applauds*

whilst travelling through france last year, i happened to use train station toilets a lot. in most of them, you have to pay to use (it varies depending the place, from 25c to 1euro). when i was in aix-les-bains in the door of a toilet were scribbled ancient words of wisdom from a fellow traveller... "what kind of a shitty country charges people to take a shit!" [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

anyways, there were answers to this question and lots more, most pretty funny, but thats the one i remember. :D

One I thought funny
"Janitor janitor give up hope,
I've got more ink then you have soap.
You wash these walls to stop my pen,
but the s***house poet has struck again."