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Caption it.

Why?

Because it's fun [img]smile.gif[/img]

"look ma, no hands!!!!....or feet"
<s>Felix</s>

Little did the innocent bystander walking by know that Steve and his patatended "Mule catapult" would go on to become the worlds 47th most dangerous creation of all time.

<font color="yellow">"I just can't seem to get my ass in gear."</font>

<font color="cyan">or</font>

<font color="yellow">"Whew! My ass is draaaggging today."</font>

[ 09-19-2002, 02:26 PM: Message edited by: Cerek the Barbaric ]

"well ya' know what this means, Ed... You'll need to get yourself a bigger ass..."

"How to know when your ass is too small" [img]smile.gif[/img]

"Look mama, I can see the tress from here... oh and the..." [img]tongue.gif[/img] no, I'd better not say anymore...

The new AssRocket (tm), seen here ready to be fired, has proven ineffective at delivering large payloads.

<font color="palegreen">"Ok Hassim, let's try it again. Just grab the tail and give him a spin. Maybe it will start this time."</font>

"The new sport, Ass-Launching, is becoming the big trend in major cities, and is planned to be added to the next Olympic Games. This picture is said to be the photograph of the first Ass-Launching."

Haulin' ASS!

Back asswards!

"No honey, really! Your ass isn't too big at all"

"I feel like a jackass hanging here"

PETA spokesman says this is just, "Another episode of MTV's 'Jackass' gone horribly wrong."

That Ass has too much junk in its trunk :D

OR

Just simply titled "High Expectations" [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Local donkey caught "getting high". Authorities say charges pending.

Shock as unknown street-performing donkey reveals David Blaine's levitation secret.

IIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAA (does that sound like a donkey btw ?) :D

No. Try Again. :D

EEEEEEEEEE Yonk, EEEEEEEEEEEEE Yonk, maybe? :D

LOL, congrats Ronn, you sound like an ass! :D

What Abdula dosn't realize is we've switched his regular donkey with new donkey lite. Will he notice the difference? Let's find out.

Having been told to "Get off his high horse" one too many times Abdula decides to go another route.

[ 09-19-2002, 07:33 PM: Message edited by: sageridder ]

ROTFLMAO!!!

"Proof positive that 'Donkey Lite' is, in fact, less filling."

<font color="yellow">"SET YOUR ASS DOWN NOW!"</font>

LOL if the Donkey make a big fart it will take OFF that`s for sure! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 09-19-2002, 11:57 PM: Message edited by: Megabot ]

Ass over teakettle...

or maybe:
Proof that "Bart's Beans" make you feel like you're walking on air...

Here is what it probably really was like to the ears of the highly amused people around it :D

<font color="lightblue">"Archaeologists say that this may indeed be a real photograph. Just like all those ones of the Loch Ness Monster... "

"Coming soon: pigs might fly"</font>

[ 09-21-2002, 06:35 AM: Message edited by: LennonCook ]

LOL! Now that is a funny sound [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

yes but will Donkey lite reduce the size of your ass?

ee-aw, ee-aw, ee-aw ee ougtha known that would happen!

And that one is definetly the winner... :D

So far:)

Alright!!! Enough time has gone by now with no more entries, so I guess I'm the winner, thanks Jorath! *squeals in delight* they love me, they really really love me! :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ahem, OK so what is my prize? :D

*Sulks in corner*

Mine was better...>_<

;)

So throw your ass in the air... And shake it like you just don't care...

Damn! I just got back today...

[ 09-21-2002, 02:52 AM: Message edited by: Kormar the Wanderer ]

You get the sheer pleasure of bragging about it... [img]smile.gif[/img]