...to the wedding of Calaethis Dragonsbane and Kaltia Matron Mother.

So everyone come! Gifts can be depostied over on the table, and please give all your best wishes to the bride and groom! [img]smile.gif[/img]

We're just waiting for the minister to show up...

(Kaltia: This was all Jerome's idea. [img]smile.gif[/img] )

Aww. [img]smile.gif[/img]

*deposits a big package that ratlles metallically*
For you two, later on. ;)

Who are we getting for a minister anyway? :D

No....just something that happened in Cloudys....I think *eyes Nessy*

What do you think? [img]tongue.gif[/img] Judging my the fact Kaltia's 15... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

No....just something that happened in Cloudys....I think *eyes Nessy*</font>[/QUOTE]Less of the eying, young man. ;)

Where are they going for the honeymoon? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

What do you think? [img]tongue.gif[/img] Judging my the fact Kaltia's 15... [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]What's age got to do with it? [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

No....just something that happened in Cloudys....I think *eyes Nessy*</font>[/QUOTE]Don't look at me like that, I told you, it's all romey's fault! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

What do you think? [img]tongue.gif[/img] Judging my the fact Kaltia's 15... [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]What's age got to do with it? [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Oh right...googoo gaga. ;) *steal romey's rattle*

Well, my 'gift' to Calaethis is this lovely divorce sheet :D :D :D

Aw, nice present. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*hands Kaltia a circular package, like long things coiled up* Have fun. ;) :D

*hands Calthy a helmet and a one way ticket to Antarctica* [img]smile.gif[/img] You'll need it. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*bursts into tears and calls nessy a "stupid girly head"* ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*hands Calthy a helmet and a one way ticket to Antarctica* [img]smile.gif[/img] You'll need it. [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]You mean a 1 way ticket for 1 :D

Okay, I'm giving the couple a banana each. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

You're so generous! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] *runs to KT* Romey called me stupid!! [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]

You're so generous! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] *runs to KT* Romey called me stupid!! [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Your not stupid, nessy! Your smart and fewociows!! :D

Will there be any beer ? :D

I don't think we could keep it away from you johnny. [img]tongue.gif[/img] ;)

aw, thanks Sir G! :D *lets him play with her dolls*

Oh boy! Wheres Barbie??? :D :D :D

Oh boy! Wheres Barbie??? :D :D :D </font>[/QUOTE]I honestly don't know what I should be thinking here.... ;)

Oh boy! Wheres Barbie??? :D :D :D </font>[/QUOTE]Bah you infants...

*plays with transformers [img]tongue.gif[/img] *

I brought a WHOLE melon for the wedding...it was my last one too :(

I'm a free man now...although I do miss my melons.

[ 09-07-2002, 02:12 PM: Message edited by: Sigmar ]

*hands Sir G Malibu Barbie* :D

Oh, I'll give Kaltia a set of barbies too. [img]tongue.gif[/img] *toddles over to the present table and dumps the barbie car there*

*hands romey a Skipper doll* You have to play barbies with me. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

hmm... okay. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Just so long as no one else is watching... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I want to be the flower girl.

Heya big sis. [img]smile.gif[/img]

I don't suppose you're a qualified minister, are you? We're in need of one. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Hey Reeka! [img]smile.gif[/img] *hugs* It's good to see you. [img]smile.gif[/img] Course you can be.

Romey, you can be the minister. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Just talk for a long time, no one pays attention to you anyway, and drone on and on. ;)

Oy! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I'll have you know i'm a highly respected member of this community...why in my day.... *drones on and on and on* ;)

Oy! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I'll have you know i'm a highly respected member of this community...why in my day.... *drones on and on and on* ;) </font>[/QUOTE]Now we just need Kaltia and Clahty to stand in front of you...

BY BHAALS TAINTED BLOOD! SOMEONE FETCH ME A KATANA... *evil gleam in his eyes, draws a longsword, and approches Nessy adn Jerome...* Now, I think a place of peace, and silence... Seppuku is such a NICE way of leaving this world...

Oh good, Calthy, you're here...quick, go put on your tux...

Thank, Lioness! I've always wanted to be a flower girl.

I must say that I think making my Baby Bro the minister is a bit unusual. ;)

hm, true...there's something not quite...right... [img]tongue.gif[/img] Aha! *paints Jerome's nose GREEN* There we go. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

;) Well, he can do the service anyway. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I would have asked you to be a flower girl before now, Big Sis, but *some people* are determined to be either too tired or to young to get married. ;) *glares* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I hate to point this out, but don't we need the bride *and* the groom to get them married? ;)

Yeh, well, maybe we could just make Kaltia doll...probably safer that way, anyway. ;)

*cough* I'm five today. [img]tongue.gif[/img] I wouldn't want anyone to get arrested for marrying a minor...*cough* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Can a minor get arrested for marrying a minor? [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] ;)

Unless we had her bound and gagged during the service... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*sobs* I wasn't even CONSOLTED on this... God, what have I done to deserve this... :( Why me?! WHERE is that KATANA?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMIT SUISIDE IF I DONT HAVE A SWORD?! lol.

I brought them a package of cheese and a penguin.I'm sure Horatio will bring them some jockstraps of course.

I got them both matching dresses, how sweet.

BTW, if you still need someone to give Kaltia away, I'm your man ;)

Sure, Dunda, that's fine. [img]smile.gif[/img] Of course, we still need her to show up... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

aw, poor Calthy, don't worry, it won't be that bad. [img]tongue.gif[/img]