sing to Mambo No5
sing in Bill Clinton Voice

BIMBO NO 5
1,2,3,4,6,
everybody in the car lets go have sex,
to the motel round the corner,
girls wanna do the president but I really don't wanna,

get caught like I did last year,
find a new girl with a great big rear,
I had Monica, Jennifer, Paula, and Kathleen, and maybe five other girls in between,

But I'd like to try a new piece of pork,
with ol' pumkin legs as in New York,
if she's alive, I will try
to jump her, and then I will dump her,

A little bit of Monica, oh no more!
A little bit of Jennifer, out the door!
A little bit of Paula, on the bed!
A little bit of Hillary? Now I'm dead!

Pull your pants down, and toss 'em on the ground,
now bark like a hound and I'll make a doggy sound,
I'll chase you then you chase me,
If I get caught can you spank my fanny please?
Clap your hands once, here's a big surprise,
everyone was wrong,
it points to the right!

Monica's gone away,
maybe Miss America'll come and play,
a little bit of Britney would be nice,
a little bit of Hillary? I'm all nice!

*music keeps playing in the background, you hear Clinton's voice*
"hey baby, ever been involved in a 40 million dollar investigation?
Well, in fact, my condoms DO have the presidential seal on em.
Hey, wanna see the eagle's beak get real big?
Note to myself: Nail her later"
*starts singing chorus*

A little bit of Monica, oh no more!
A little bit of Cathleen, out the door!,
Jennifer Lopez, in my bed!
A little bit of Hillary? NOW-I'M-DEAD

THE END

ROTFLMAO Let's go in a studio someday and put this on a CD. :D

Put it on Calthy? WOuldn't he object?

I glad you approve. :D
Funny, ain't it?

<font color=skyblue>Great lyrics, dude! You got skilz!</font>

How dare you defile the memory of the best president these United States have had since JFK?!
How dare you mock such a charismatic gentleman as Bill Clinton?!
How dare you post this here for everyone to see, to laugh at and to mock?!!!!!
j/k that was a total riot! Thanks for posting it!

I feel you pain...

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:mad:

What, Arledrian

Ah brilliant, really cheered me up.

I never knew you were SOOOOO patriotic. *hands her a little USA flag to wave*

His G/F ;)

Oh how cute! I haven't had one of these since I was 7 years old!
*waves wittle fwag*
Wheeeee!
Almost as fun as bubbles!

[ 09-03-2002, 04:25 PM: Message edited by: Moni ]

Oh how cute! I haven't had one of these since I was 7 years old!
*waves wittle fwag*
Wheeeee!
Almost as fun as bubbles!</font>[/QUOTE]I can make bubbles. [img]graemlins/fart.gif[/img] :D

LMAO You keep your bubbles to yourself!

*rethinking the whole idea of using bubbles in new pet pics to update web page*

Dude, you need help!
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I know, I know! Anyone got a Zantac or something, cos my integestion is KILLING me! :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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OMG Its the BOMB SQUAD!!!!!

*runs from thread gagging*

Thats F.A.R.T... The Flatulent Airborne Reaction Team.
The Chemical Warfare division of the US Army

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Thats F.A.R.T... The Flatulent Airborne Reaction Team.
The Chemical Warfare division of the US Army

[img]smile.gif[/img] [/QB]</font>[/QUOTE]To be exact: SPECFARTOPS. :D