What sort of thick, ignorant, up their own arse parents would be stupid and unthinking enough to name their newborn son Romeo?

I can't wait until he goes to school.

Dave, Vic, Brooklyn and Romeo have been invited to the Peach Festival in the town of Romeo, USA. :D

I dunno, but I know who's top of the league!

those weren't deserved yellow cards!

Oh dear Altranan - you should never have come out of the woodwork because now I know of your existence!!! :D

Did you go to Tottenham Town Hall yesterday - I hear they paraded in an open top bus. The last time they won the league they paraded in an open top tram! :D

BTW - this time last year Bolton were top.

Oh dear Altranan - you should never have come out of the woodwork because now I know of your existence!!! :D

Did you go to Tottenham Town Hall yesterday - I hear they paraded in an open top bus. The last time they won the league they paraded in an open top tram! :D

BTW - this time last year Bolton were top.</font>[/QUOTE]Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha ;) .

That's a load o tottenham that is - a steaming pile of hotspur - they didn't have trams back in them days did they? :D .

He won't go to a public school. He'll either get private tutors, or go to a private school full of kids named Alfonso and Jebadiah. If anything, Romeo will be teasing THEM. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Well at least Bolton stayed up, I'll be content with that.

Anyone else think a Viera vs Keane fight to the death hosted by Eric Cantona would be a much better Nike advert?

I have not the foggiest idea of whom you're talking about [img]graemlins/lamb.gif[/img] , but seems to me Romeo is not that terrible a name - could've been named Nabuchodonosor or Athanase ... [img]graemlins/someoddthing.gif[/img]

Or Archibald Humperdinck!

I have not the foggiest idea of whom you're talking about [img]graemlins/lamb.gif[/img] , but seems to me Romeo is not that terrible a name - could've been named Nabuchodonosor or Athanase ... [img]graemlins/someoddthing.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE][img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] Hi Moiraine!

You must be telepathic! Those were the names they were going to give a girl!

They named their first child 'Brooklyn' because that was where he was concieved.

In case anyone doesn't know who the parents are - the Father is David Beckham (the England football captain) and the mother is Posh Spice (the thin talentless one from the Spice Girls).

There were roomers that this new one was concieved in Peckam. You know what that would mean... :D

Donut, aren't all the Spice girls untalented?

Hmm...Geri Halliwell used to have quite big...talents. :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Of course - that's why I said the 'thin' talentless one.

Of course - that's why I said the 'thin' talentless one.</font>[/QUOTE]Oh, sorry :D
I forgot there was a ginger talentless one, a sporty talentless one, a hairy and a baby whatever. *yuch*
I remember all the girls in my school liking the spice girls...now they wanna pretend they never did...*snicker*

In the Ali G interview she was asked:

'Is it true that if it's a boy you'll name him David after his father, a great footballer, and if it's a girl you'll name it after Madonna?'

HAH! Good 'un... I never saw that, damnit.

What about Todd and Tucker... Tyler and Flynn, sheesh, some parents really hate their kids...

Brooklyn was named because that was where the conception was

so was Romeo conceived in an Alfa Romeo?

no comment... (...what a name to call a child... what era are THEY living in... I pity the child... who the hell would want parents like that?! *cough*)

Suppose the kid is lucky his mum and dad weren't in Queens at that time. :D

Suppose the kid is lucky his mum and dad weren't in Queens at that time. :D </font>[/QUOTE]or maybe in Cockburn or an Escort :D

or peackham

Time to release 'glory years 2' on video then. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Or a police radio room?

Other celebrity children

Moon Unit Zappa
Fifi Trixibelle Geldorf
Zowie Bowie

...and Kelly Osbourne *shudders* :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Sorry, just had to get my extreme dislike of her in there

Oh what a name, the poor kid will take some stick for that.
I wonder what they were thinking about, they could have picked something a bit more normal.

I should know, I'm called Kyra.

Yeah..... like moonchild or something ! [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img]