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Bruce The Aussie 09-01-2002 10:51 AM

its this kind of thinking that put me off religeon in the first place <A HREF=http://www.spies.com/~gus/ran/0012/antiporn/>Click Me</A>
if this guy seriosly belives this stuff then i feel sorry for him.

Azred 09-01-2002 11:03 AM

<font color = lightgreen>It is thinking like this person's that allowed folks like Hitler to come to power in 1930s Germany. [img]graemlins/dontknowaboutyou.gif[/img]

The thing he fails to realize about all his list of wants is what would happen when they suspect him of some "subversive" or "perverted" actions....</font>

Dramnek_Ulk 09-01-2002 11:45 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!
I love that Fag Facts page:

“One study reports that the average fag has between 20 and 106 partners per year (6). The average heterosexual has 8 partners in a lifetime.”

“Of fags questioned in one study, 43% admitted to 500 or more partners in a lifetime, 28% admitted to 1000 or more in a lifetime, and of these people”

“Zoophilia - involves people who are sexually attracted to animals.”

o_0

This guy has some issues…

“I support a total ban on tattooing. Tattooing is the desecration of one's own body and is indeed harmful. It often causes infections and can result in severe scarring and is very difficult to remove. Therefore, all tattooing ought to be banned as soon as possible.”

When you look at those photos of him
It’s gotta be real, I feel only pity for him.

[ 09-01-2002, 11:47 AM: Message edited by: Dramnek_Ulk ]

The Hunter of Jahanna 09-01-2002 12:43 PM

I wonder what he would say if I sent him this?

Quote:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other specific Biblical laws and how to follow them.

a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness (Lev.15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. If I come into contact with a woman who is menstruating and she doesn't tell me until afterwards, must I kill her immediately or can I just beat her?

d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? Also, is Sabbath on Saturday as Seventh Day Adventists (Christians, like us...or are they?) or is it on Sunday as Baptists and some other faiths agree? I am beset by not knowing who to kill and when to kill them...please clarify this for me.

f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality (Lev. 18:22). I don't agree. I'm also confused about how homosexuality can be an abomination when Jonathan and David were married in the Bible (1 Samuel 18:1, 3 - 4). Here, I'll quote it - "And it came to pass, when he had made an end of speaking unto Saul that the soul of Jonathan was knit with the soul of David and Jonathan loved him as his own soul. Then Jonathan and David made a covenant, because he loved him as his own soul. And Jonathan stripped himself of the robe that was upon him, and gave it to David, and his garments, even to his sword and to his bow and to his girdle." and also Ruth's relationship with Naomi is suspect, (Ruth 1:16-17) "And Ruth said to Naomi, Entreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God: Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part three and me." Can you settle this?

g) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27 and even though 1st Cor. 11:4-6 says that it is a shame upon a man to have long hair. How should they die?

i) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? Also, since it is strictly forbidden to "eat neither fat nor blood" in Lev. 3:17 & Lev. 19:26, does that mean that I must be a vegetarian and must I smite those who choose to eat meat?

j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them (Lev.24:10-16)? Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws (Lev. 20:14)?

k) I know that it is an abomination for a man to wear a woman's clothes or a woman to wear a man's (Deut. 22:5), so does that mean that since my wife borrowed my boxers once, she's going to hell?

l) An unbeliever sent me an email telling me that God is an ABORTIONIST? It says, "In Num. 5:11-31, God commands a husband to get an abortion for his wife if he suspects she has been impregnated by another man. A priest is to make her drink a potion and tell her, "If any man other than your husband has had intercourse with you, may the LORD make an example of you . . . by bringing upon you miscarriage and untimely birth." To deliberately cause a miscarriage is to perform an abortion. And who brings about this miscarriage? Who performs this abortion? It is the LORD who does so. God is an abortionist. In Ex. 21:22-25, God tells us what to do if a man who is fighting knocks against a pregnant woman. If the woman dies, the principle of "life for life" is invoked and the man responsible for her death must be killed. If she lives but has a miscarriage, then the death of the fetus is to be compensated for by the payment of a fine, as demanded by the woman's husband. Thus, God has revealed the status of the unborn fetus: it is not an independent, full-fledged human life, whose destruction amounts to murder. It is a thing owned by the woman's husband, a thing whose loss, like that of any other thing, may be compensated for with money." How can this be true?

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging and also for the reassurance that the Bible is infallible.


Dramnek_Ulk 09-01-2002 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Hunter of Jahanna:
[QB]I wonder what he would say if I sent him this?
He would sincerly thank you for showing him the truth.
To show you the way to wisdom, I must cut off your head.

Ar-Cunin 09-01-2002 03:39 PM

To The Hunter of Jahanna:

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Fiend 09-01-2002 04:06 PM

To the Hunter of johanna

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Downunda 09-01-2002 04:11 PM

I don't usually get involved in religous disscussion but LMAO at Hunter of Jahanna :D

Dodo 09-01-2002 04:36 PM

The Hunter of Jahanna, that was great! You really should send it to him [img]graemlins/cheers.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/dance2.gif[/img] :yipee:

The guy's a discriminating bastard, no doubt about it [img]smile.gif[/img]

Kaltia 09-01-2002 04:40 PM

go ahead, hunter
God bless all !"££$£%£ like the 19 year old who wrote that...

Horatio 09-01-2002 04:53 PM

heh heh, we could all send him emails complaining. :D
I'm already picturing the letter...oh yes, it's coming to me now. :D

DiabloRex 09-01-2002 05:30 PM

Its gotta be a joke.

Why would anyone in all seriousness point out that their picture is at uglypeople?

Mojo 09-01-2002 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DiabloRex:
Why would anyone in all seriousness point out that their picture is at uglypeople?
Maybe he's proud to be ugly?

Beaumanoir 09-01-2002 06:40 PM

That Dude Has Some Proper Problems, And I AM Gonna Mail Him To Tell Him That He Needs Help.

Quote:


Jeans Are To Be Banned

What The Hell? I'm Wearing Jeans Now!! So Kill Me!

Quote:


I propose prison reform. This will be as follows:

Prison cells will be made smaller. I would set this to approximately 1/2 of their average current size.
Prisoners kept in their cells 24/7 (i.e. NEVER leaving their cell during incarceration).
Prisoners will only be fed bread and butter.
NO contact with ANY other human being during incarceration.
NO TV, medical care, or entertainment of any sort.
NO sunlight will penetrate a prison cell.
Disobedient or rebellious prisoners can be beaten by the guards as punishment.
ANY inmate that attempts to escape will be executed on site.

And That Is Just Wrong... Just Because You Are A Prisoner, Dosen't Mean You Are A Criminal...

That Guy Needs Help..... [img]graemlins/idontagreeatall.gif[/img]

FelixJaeger 09-01-2002 07:03 PM

good reason's H-o-J i dont understand something at all about religion, it says love one another as thou would love thou self yet god cast satan (supposedly) into the fires of hell i mean thats hardly friendly is it?

not that i dont believe in god, well i believe in gods, i think that there is an immaterial realm (well a lot of them) and in their our natural thoughts and fears and anxieties take form, i.e a god of pain, a god of war, a god of famine etc.

also (man i go on and on and on) erm where was i,yeh how much of the bible has been changed over the 2000+ years of its existance? like god might be a woman, and their might have been 13 or more disciples but, gods got to be a man to show power and 12 disciples fits in with the erm i dont know cuz i dont read the bible but someone will know what i mean,

anyway ive forgot what i meant now so im going to watch Dogma to catch up on arguments against christianity,
<s>Felix</s>

Beaumanoir 09-01-2002 07:08 PM

Well I Did It, I Mailed The Guy, Here's What I Said:

Quote:

Dear David

I Saw Your Website And Read It Through Carefully, And I Must Say That I Have Come Out With Some Mixed Feelings About It.

There Are Some Issues That I Agree With You On, Necrophilia, Coprophila, Pedophilia Etc. These Are All Disgusting Things And Do Deserve Punishment, However, On Many Subjects, I Think That You Need Serious Help.

Homosexuality, Your Opinions On This Are Totally Wrong. Now I Am As Straight As You Can Possibaly Be, But The Way You Refer To Them As "Vile Monsters" Is Just Out And Out Wrong. "Women Must Wear Dresses" What The Hell Is That About!? What The Hell Do You Live In? 1830!? "Jeans Must Be Banned"? This One Just Totally TOTALLY Baffles Me, WHY!? I'm Wearing Jeans Now! What Do You Thing I Should Get For That? Life In A Federal Prison!?

The Theory Of Evolution Should Be Banned? What The Hell? Science Is Science! And You Cannot Deny That. Whenever You Get Sick Or Ill, In The Hospitals, What Treats You? Science! What Makes That Computer You Use What It Is? Science! Do You Belive That God Made Everything? And That One Day, In The Garden Of Eden, A Man And A Woman, Just Appeared Out of No-Where? *POOF*

"Oh Look Eve! I'm A Person!" Get Real!

"I'm Not Racist, But All Couples Should Be The Same Colour, And All Inter-Racial Marriges Are To Be Annuled?" C'mon Boy, You Sound Very Racist To Me!

But What I Have Serious Issues With Is Your Opinions On Prison.. Just In Case You Forgot What You Wrote, Here's The Quote:

"I propose prison reform. This will be as follows:

Prison cells will be made smaller. I would set this to approximately 1/2 of their average current size.
Prisoners kept in their cells 24/7 (i.e. NEVER leaving their cell during incarceration).
Prisoners will only be fed bread and butter.
NO contact with ANY other human being during incarceration.
NO TV, medical care, or entertainment of any sort.
NO sunlight will penetrate a prison cell.
Disobedient or rebellious prisoners can be beaten by the guards as punishment.
ANY inmate that attempts to escape will be executed on site."


Now, What The Hell Is This!? Just Because You Are A Prisoner Does Not Mean You Are A Criminal. "No Sunlight Will Penetrate A Prison Cell?" "No TV, MEDICAL CARE or Entertainment Of Any Sort?"

What The Hell Is Up With You!? You Need To Seek Counselling Seriously, And I Don't Blame You Whatsoever. I Blame Your Parents, They Have Obviously Brainwashed You With Religeon* And Brought You Up To Be A Zelous Single Minded Jerk. I Suggest You Get Off Your Computer There And Go Out Into The World To Anywhere Other Than School Or Church.

Click Here To See What Others Thought of Your Sight:

You DO Need Help. And I Hope You Realise This Before Somebody Takes It Out On You.

I Wish You Well...

Tom Kirk..

*I Am Not Against Religeon. I Am Just Against People Like You Who Follow It To A Stupid Extent


Oh And By The Way Felix, I Love Dogma, Great Film!!!

Beaumanoir 09-01-2002 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FelixJaeger:
like god might be a woman, and their might have been 13 or more disciples but, gods got to be a man to show power and 12 disciples fits in with the erm i dont know cuz i dont read the bible but someone will know what i mean,

<s>Felix</s>

And The 13th Disciple Was Cut Out Because He Was Black [img]tongue.gif[/img] He Was Called Rufus [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LennonCook 09-02-2002 05:55 AM

<font color="lightblue">I agree with him on making prison cells a bit smaller; but half the present size ?? Maybe 2/3; but not half [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]
And what he says about homosexuals is just disturbing. Especially the bit about them carrying STDs :rolleyes: </font>

Donut 09-02-2002 06:15 AM

Bloody hell - I knew my banana, glass table and bus conductress fetish would get me into trouble one day! I'm going to the mental institute!

Kaltia 09-02-2002 06:17 AM

Ohh....I'm going to hell for wearing Jeans...Binks, try not to frighten him-someone like you must seem like the antichrist to that poor guy :D
I'm for giving him a goood...whipping [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img]
(How many of you knew I was gonna do that?)

Horatio 09-02-2002 06:18 AM

Been there, done that. Try the beef. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Gigaettin 09-02-2002 08:00 AM

“One study reports that the average fag has between 20 and 106 partners per year (6). The average heterosexual has 8 partners in a lifetime.”

whats this guy on about? looking at hes photos id say hes had no partners, im only 17 and ive had more than 8 partners, this guy is crazy...

and The Hunter of Jahanna
did u send him that, if u did, did u get a reply?

Oblivion437 09-02-2002 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Azred:
<font color = lightgreen>It is thinking like this person's that allowed folks like Hitler to come to power in 1930s Germany. [img]graemlins/dontknowaboutyou.gif[/img] </font>
Well, let's put it like this, he would have been a member of the storm troopers. 'White male heterosexual rights!' That kind of lameass 19th century bullshit. Oh yes, he is racist, as he claims that race is an issue God takes up. Maybe he should shave his head and get a slap a swastika on there. As an Atheist, I'm pretty sure I'd have a LOT of use for my rifles if his type took over. All I can say about these persecuting nuts is, Damn. They in fact are organized, I believe they're called the House for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments, or some other such thing. Us Atheists wouldn't fair well.

Megabot 09-02-2002 02:44 PM

What a jerk!

Dramnek_Ulk 09-02-2002 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gigaettin:
“One study reports that the average fag has between 20 and 106 partners per year (6). The average heterosexual has 8 partners in a lifetime.”
I wish... :op

Quote:

Originally posted by Gigaettin:
whats this guy on about? looking at hes photos id say hes had no partners, im only 17 and ive had more than 8 partners, this guy is crazy...

and The Hunter of Jahanna
did u send him that, if u did, did u get a reply?[/QB]
AHHHH! SMS Speak.
Talk properly.

The Hunter of Jahanna 09-03-2002 07:57 AM

still no reply from that guy. I am begining to think he doesnt like me :(

Beaumanoir 09-03-2002 01:37 PM

No Reply For Me Either... Maybe He'd Busy... :D Let's Guess Why.....

khazadman 09-03-2002 02:11 PM

hmmmmmmm,what can i say about this guy?
cuckoo,cuckoo!
nuts!
totally insane!
more wacko than jacko!
bats in the belfry!
gone fishin'!
roger waters could make a double album about this clown. [img]graemlins/finger.gif[/img]

Cerek the Barbaric 09-03-2002 11:20 PM

<font color="plum">Well......that was certainly interesting. :rolleyes:

I admit that I only scanned the first part of this guy's page, but it seems pretty obvious to me that his is not a Christian. Rather, I would guess he is an atheist that has developed this site as a cathartic measure to strike out against all the things he dislikes about religion.

Seriously, I know that there are Christian's that cling to some of these extremist views (the good Rev. Phelps has a nasty habit of "protesting" funerals of gays with his followers - all carrying signs that say "God Hates Fags" and "You're Loved One is Burning in Hell Right Now"). [img]graemlins/dontknowaboutyou.gif[/img]
But I don't know of anybody that clings to ALL of them. Even Falwell and Robertson are liberals compared to this guy.

Besides, I don't know ANY guy in his right mind that would recommend a jail sentence for oral sex. :eek:

<font color="red">Hunter</font> - that WAS a funny post. I've seen that before and replied to each of them in a debate with my friend C.P. (who is also a devout atheist - if you can be such a thing). The "short answer" is that all of those "laws" occurred in the Old Testament and were replaced in the New Testament with the Birth, Life, Death, and Resurrection of Jesus Christ. The "long answer" is too long to go into at this point in time. That would be another whole thread.

Well, in any case, it's good to see Religion back on the Board as a topic for discussion. I guess I'll have to try to find some of the more "positive" aspects to discuss.</font>

Donut 09-04-2002 04:51 AM

The scariest thing about the site is that in one of the pictures of him there is a picture of George W Bush on his PC monitor. :D

Sazerac 09-04-2002 11:03 AM

See, that's just the trouble with such sites. You don't know for certain whether they're really that whacko, or they're some smart-alec loser trying to pull people's legs.

When I was in grad school at UNT, there was a series of letters being written to the school paper (back in 1987) signed "The Antichrist" which were all very insulting and inflammatory towards Christians, Buddhists, Islamics, etc., anyone who believed anything. I later found out that it was actually an acquaintance of mine who was doing this all as a "joke"...he didn't believe nor mean anything of what he was writing. Needless to say, I took him to task over it. Someone with as many brains as he had (and he was "intelligent" in that he got straight-A's and was a whiz at science and math) should have been able to find something more constructive to do with his time than that. He ended up losing quite a few friends when they found out what he was doing. What a waste.

The point is, there's always some idiot out there who thinks they're being "clever" or "cute" in putting up something like this and pissing people off, or trying to get them to fall for it. Maybe they get a sick masochistic thrill out of all the hate mail they receive; I dunno. This guy may be for real, but I have a sneaking suspicion he's like my "friend" back in college.

-Sazerac

Cerek the Barbaric 09-04-2002 12:21 PM

<font color="plum">I agree, <font color="yellow">Saz</font>.

That site is just too "over-the-top" to really be believable - to me anyway.</font>

Lox 09-04-2002 12:54 PM

I think you're right Saz and Cerek. While I was reading it, I kept waiting for the punch line. I figured it would be something along the lines of, "All these rules work well for Saudi Arabia, so they should work well for us."


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