Ladies, Gentlemen and little girls (yes, you Calthy), welcome to the first Iw Member auction - produced from the twisted depths of Lioness' boredom.

This is easy - all the members on IW can be bought for anything you're willing to "bid" (this is a game, though any money will be gladly accepted). Also, post what you plan to do with the member(s) as well as what you're offering for them.

Me and Nessy will decide who goes to who. ;)

Go bid! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I wish to buy Encard! With his amazing wisdom I can conquer the world! Ehm.... I mean, create world peace and cure all hunger.

I bid a red dragon egg, perfect for omelettes, and a few bags of gems and platinum coins. I also bid my last failed doomsday device. The Auto-Mega-Click-Tron. Don't ask, please, don't ask.

I bid a jar of Vegemite, a white t'shirt and some orange sherbert for Azred so that he can make me some fine coffee in the mornings ;)

hm...I guess we should wait a certain amount of time to let others get a chance at bidding for those people. [img]smile.gif[/img]

But so far,

1)The young wizard with the many posts has Encard for a red dragon egg, a few bags of gems and platinum coins,and his The Auto-Mega-Click-Tron.

2)The Aussie fool has Azred for a jar of Vegemite, a white t'shirt and orange sherbert.

I'll bid my entire Dwemer coin collection (all 346 coins), two buttons, some lint I found in my pocket and a small nomadic troll.

EDIT sorry about the typing i'm just really tired.

[ 08-21-2002, 04:11 PM: Message edited by: Bruce The Aussie ]

Who are you bidding for? Encard, Azred, or someone else? [img]smile.gif[/img]

That's a very high bid, folks. [img]smile.gif[/img]

I'll bid half of my torture implements (A nearly new rack, never mind the blood, a free pair of complimentary thumbscrews, and two iron maidens) and a bible for LS! I NEED a punch bag!

I bid three chocolate biscuits and a brand new, spiffy green wheelybin for Kaltia, who will become my cat-sitter when I'm on holiday.

I bid a broken mobile phone for Absynthe, who can become a new lawn ornament.

I Bid For Lioness A Life Size Statue Of Jerome. I Need Someone To Share My Bordom With... :D

sorry i forgot to type that bit. whoops. i was bidding for Encard. so i could create the ultimate weapon of destruction. THE ENCARD FIRING MISSILE LAUCHER!!!

[ 08-21-2002, 04:21 PM: Message edited by: Bruce The Aussie ]

I bid a broken mobile phone for Absynthe, who can become a new lawn ornament.</font>[/QUOTE]Will I have to stand and hold one of those silly little lanterns? I may have to outbid you just to spare myself the humiliation...

I bid a broken mobile phone for Absynthe, who can become a new lawn ornament.</font>[/QUOTE]Will I have to stand and hold one of those silly little lanterns? I may have to outbid you just to spare myself the humiliation...</font>[/QUOTE]No, you'll be a fishing rod gnome [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Speaking of which, I bid a six penny piece, my cat, and a restraining harness for Choc ;)

This worries me as she is the closest IW member to me - eeeepp!!!

Blasphemy! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Choc should be beyond bidding for. :D ;)

Well, that's not so bad, now is it...

in that case, I bid a sofa, someone else' car, a working mobile phone, and a fake fur coat for lioness! :D

I bid two clams and a broken pencil on whoever has Encard. If anyone tries to top it I'm also prepared to pay not one, but two used paper hankies. I dunno, make a slime monster using my DNA or something [img]smile.gif[/img]

What will I do with Encard's owner? Why, use him/her and Encard to take over the world of course!
I also offer regencies to Lioness and Jerome if they prevent people from buying me! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I bid a used shotgun cartridge and my little brother for legolas! :D

I feel so special, I have two bids. ;)

Ok, Jerome's taking over the auctioneering, folks, and before I head off, I bid my couch at the cafe, a rose, and the Boston Red Sox for Jerome. ;) Anybody outbids me and... [img]graemlins/beheaded.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img]

:D

I bid 3 old role-play systems, a pair of damaged kali sticks (broken from last tournament), soem old CDs I never listen to and Dungeon Siege so I can adopt Neb as my son [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I bid a smiley getting guilotined for jerome! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I bid a used shotgun cartridge and my little brother for legolas! :D </font>[/QUOTE]Darn! Ehr... little brothers aren't worth an awful lot... I hope... Anyway, another three clams, an almost new Donald Duck dating from the third week of 1993 and a half-full bottle of raspberry jam on Kaltia, in addition to the aforementioned regencies

I bid a used shotgun cartridge and my little brother for legolas! :D </font>[/QUOTE]Darn! Ehr... little brothers aren't worth an awful lot... I hope... Anyway, another three clams, an almost new Donald Duck dating from the third week of 1993 and a half-full bottle of raspberry jam on Kaltia, in addition to the aforementioned regencies</font>[/QUOTE]I bid a bow with no string, three pints of jellied eels, and Absynthe for Legolas!

Then I Bid A Love Seat, MY Car, A WAP Phone, And A REAL Fur Coat [img]tongue.gif[/img]

So NERRRRRNIES! :D

She Will Be Mine ;)

I bid a stack of envelopes, an ICBM, a small swarm of plague rats, three of the large bags of Valuable Items I have in my basement, and a Reduced dragon on... hmm... *looks at AIM list* Kaz! Yes, of course... Why? Err... a reason? Was I supposed to have an actual reason? Hmm... I'll think of one, I'm sure... [img]tongue.gif[/img] After all, why not? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Blimey. She would leave just as it gets busy. ;)

We have Legolas currently sitting with the highest bid on Encard (I like the tissues :D )

Kaltia bidding for Nessy

LS Bidding for Neb. (including an adoption order)

just keep telling me the ones I forgot. All of the above are "going once..." ;)

[ 08-21-2002, 04:37 PM: Message edited by: Jerome ]

Hah! I'm already worth more than Absynthe :D
Alright, I have the original Dark Omen game to add to my previous offer on Kaltia. And a used hanky.

Binky beats Kaltia. "going once...." ;)

I bid six small children, the black and white moniter in the other room that doesn't work, my brother's Madonna CD collection, A broken record, a car jack, a kazoo, a lotr dvd, my likkle bro's PS:2, a crossbow kept in my garage, my transit van, my dad's two motorbikes, a twig, my neighbour's dog, a button, two barcardi breezers, the school goth, her boyfriend, a pair of jeans, a signed english rugby ball, a backstage pass to a westlife concert, a book on dragons, a bowling ball, two GCSE revision guides, my mobile phone, BG:2, my entire CD collection, my mother's collecter's edition record collection, a dvd player, my brother's computer, my bro's new mobile, and a shoe for lioness!

[ 08-21-2002, 04:47 PM: Message edited by: Kaltia ]

One half-eaten-pizza-hold-the-anchovies-with-extra-cheese (I don't like anchovies with extra cheese) and a dictionary on Neb.

no counter bids fo rNeb yet? In that case, I bid the rest of my coconut brandy (that inspired the poke thread), my NWN walkthrough guide, a cardboard tube, several crushed Dr Pepper cans, and 10 plastic bags for Cloudbringer

Then I Bid A Love Seat, MY Car, A WAP Phone, And A REAL Fur Coat [img]tongue.gif[/img]

So NERRRRRNIES! :D

She Will Be Mine ;) </font>[/QUOTE]Real fur is morally criminal [img]tongue.gif[/img]

In That Case, I Bid A Signed "Romey'" T-Shirt, 150 Posts, And A Magic Apple Brewery INCLUDING A Magic Apple Orchard Mesuring 145 Acres. This As Well As All The Other Things I Bid :D

Well, Its An Antelope Skin Coat, And I Cooked The Antelope Into A Nice Dinner For Lioness... I'm Bidding That Too :D

I bid a copy of NWN for calaethis dragonsbane!

Well, Its An Antelope Skin Coat, And I Cooked The Antelope Into A Nice Dinner For Lioness... I'm Bidding That Too :D </font>[/QUOTE]I bid a three-course meal and a ferrari on top of everything previously mentioned!

Kaltia's list looked bigger, even if I diddn't read it, so she's in the lead just now. ;) "going once..." [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I bd my copy of Duungeon Keeper and Dungeon Keeper 2 so that Kaltia will get Calaethis to torture as well :D

I'll bid one post and a small spider on Velkyn, because I need someone to translate for me if I visit the Underdark.