Here is a thread to the all-knowing sage Encard who will answer your questions. whether or not you follow, he is right!!!! That is the path to knowledge

O Encard, why does Ironworks keep dropping?

O Encard, why does FF keep making odd and pointless threads that are amazingly amusing?

IW doth keep dropping due to the malicious malice of the lesser Necronomigromnicon spirits of malicious distevilness. For should the effects of the Necronomigromnicons not pass to the fullness of malignancy and malediction the compudigitizational destructiveness of the falling coming unto the passing not shall occurrence be.

Oh...my....god...

For the answer unto the Tron of the Neb doth be the truth of amusement through teh threads. Amusing threads are amusing, and thus by the laws of Cow shall so be created.

Why do chicks ask if they look fat in a particular outfit and expect you to give them an honest answer?

For the reasons are of that the Comprehension of the minds of the sons of Men doth and those by the Demihuman call name spoken be indecipherable of the subject of this for but Self the all. And the Reasons of reasoning not unto the Understanding can explain to the minds of your. Incomprehension shall greeted be if answerment doth be given in plain for Time and hurtfulness Self acquires not. Thus goes it.

I am fully enlightened and now feel as though I have discovered the meaning of life. *Downunda goes poof in a puff of smoke*

O Encard, why do I feel the urge to light random things?

Why do farts smell ? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

O Encard, reveal to us the true nature of your almighty prophet known to us mere mortals as Lord Shield. Doth he be truly an immortal banana in mortal guise?

Mojo: For the lighting of the Randomness of things depicts of elements the blaze urge. Thus doth the urge sufrace to cause the lightings. In more simple terms, lighting things is fun to do because its causes cool glowy stuff to appear and consume, and consuming is liked by most.

Johnny: Because they contain unpleasant smelling gasses.

Lioness: The nature of the one spoken of as Lord Shield must for the being of time hidden remainder stay. Banana of immortality is of the name descent goes. Contrivance to find Angelemnaragnath not seen is some by all for.

*bows*

I thank thee, O All-Knowing Encard, who is more mighty than the mountains, for thy response to my pitiful human questions.

Hey, if I worship you guys enough, will LS stop sending me flying? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<font color=FFFFFF>Yeah and whata the hell is this suppose to mean? Encard</font>

[ 08-21-2002, 12:27 AM: Message edited by: Megabot ]

O encard can i please have $50?

<font color=FFFFFF>Yeah and whata the hell is this suppose to mean? Encard</font></font>[/QUOTE]Do not question the oracle! *smacks Megabot with a large stick* Infidel! Death to the blasphemer! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

O wise & mighty one. What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

(Oh please, please, let it not be 42!)

*BOING!!!!!*

*Lioness bounces 60' in the air (anew record) and lands on a roof*

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HAIL mightiest of the greatest, most wise of prophets, may thy white beard grow forever long....

I have but one question for you, O wise Encard of Ironworks.

The question is this:

"Why o why i ask you Encard the Magificant do men of courage and honour receive nothing in return for the valour except shit?"

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As the wise one appears to be away, I, his assistant, shall try to answer the latest question, my reply might, however, lack his usualy crypticness and witty remarks:

I say that it's possibly because men of "courage" and "valour" are only courageous and valorous in their own opinion. Or they might have a lot of annoying qualities that MORE than make up for their two good ones.

:rolleyes: Uh... hmmm... so why do they put the cellophane on those little toothpicks in club sandwiches? ;) :D

<font color=skyblue> How dare you assist the GREAT ONE? BURN HIM BURN THE WITCH! </font>

<font color="gold">Oh wise and all-might Encard, I have temporarily only one question for thee:

How come you be the wisest of the wise?</font>

How darest thou question what is known to everyone?!?! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<H1>42.</H1>

Why hast not this thread been locked? For surely it ist spamest oft the worstest kind...

Why is Calaethis so annoyingly annoying?

I can answer that one... lol; because here at Ironworks, we're all one big happy loving family... [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Thou dost not dare to question the whims of the almighty Encard?!?!?! [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img]

Thou dost not dare to question the whims of the almighty Encard?!?!?! [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Beat him, Nessy...I'll hold him down!

erm... I was under the imprestion that Lord Ziroc, the Almighty Moderator was greater then Encard... if I have been mistaken, or rather mislead, allow me to correct mine error... should it be however, the Lord Ziroc IS mightier then Encard (the Deceiver) then it is you who are in error, my dear ladies...

*holds cal down*. Encard O wise one...is it a good idea tyo beat Cal up?

Ah, but there doth be one who stands even higher than the Nighty Ziroc...

And his name is...

<H1>SPAM.</H1>

Worship him! :D

Thanks, Kaltia. [img]tongue.gif[/img] *smacks Calthy* DOn't question. ;)

actually I think my poke thread was the worst. Poking is now a total of 23 pages and counting (split between 3 threads)

what sayest thou, Encardy-poos?

Yes mother [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] erm, Spam stands higher then Lord Ziroc? What blashpmy is this?! Cloudy will have ur hide lioness [img]tongue.gif[/img] hehehehe.

Hayashi: Answer is much as there is, 42 is, existence-non answer.

Avatar: The answer depends on the situation.

Cloudbringer: Plan celaphone is sandwich the club of the giving. Toothpicks of the are attempt style expectations given are, visual.

Sir Exxon: For I am the wisest of the wise.

Kaltia: For annoyance the essence of filled can be the Calaethis. The beating of the Calaethis happy you makes is possibility. Goodness.

LS: Threading of the poking spam be may it, enjoyed however by is types some.

actually I think my poke thread was the worst. Poking is now a total of 23 pages and counting (split between 3 threads)

what sayest thou, Encardy-poos?</font>[/QUOTE]Ls, I owe you a whooping. All through your threads I have been poked by three different people at once! I shall beat you, I promise...

Ls, I owe you a whooping. All through your threads I have been poked by three different people at once! I shall beat you, I promise...</font>[/QUOTE]is that good or bad? :D :D

*snarl* What do you mean by THAT?! I already know... but... didnt you play BG TOB? bah... well, all knowing one, which ending did I choosest, and what didst that ending doest? And I still hold by my ealier statement that Lord Ziroc is more powerful then thee, Encard the Deceiver...

Ls, I owe you a whooping. All through your threads I have been poked by three different people at once! I shall beat you, I promise...</font>[/QUOTE]is that good or bad? :D :D </font>[/QUOTE]*brandishes nasty looking spiky thing* take a guess :D

oooh goody :D

Encard, ,o wise one, should I take this whooping? :D