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adam warlock 07-29-2002 01:42 PM

Ok hm...(*points at LoA* it's his fault)

on the whim, I just drew a pregnant man just for fun at the oekaki(doodle) boards because there was a trend going on.
and someone asked: "I do not understand the pregnant male situation. why?"
hm... well... I think this (warning sensitive subject matter) site kinda inspired the topic.
do men want to experience it? why?
do women want men to experience it?
do women just want to give the job over to men just to make them suffer?
yaddayaddayadda
just curious.

Elif Godson 07-29-2002 01:48 PM

man, that is just freaky. I have no desire to carry a child iside of me, sorry but no thank you. Being a father of two, god bless my wife :D , I have seen and heard what all happen's. God bless the woman who carry children.

Lord Shield 07-29-2002 03:08 PM

look at my little wombat - isn't she cute? born from my own winky :D

adam warlock 07-29-2002 03:21 PM

not going to ask you how the childbirth went

Arvon 07-29-2002 03:29 PM

And you people think I have too much time on my hands...Sheesh!!!!

Sir Goulum 07-29-2002 03:34 PM

Thats just.....wrong [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Beaumanoir 07-29-2002 03:36 PM

Urrmm, Is He The Father? Or The Mother? Or.. Dare I Say... Both?

Zarr 07-29-2002 03:39 PM

Lol don't ask. I wonder, how they did this?

Arvon 07-29-2002 03:41 PM

Hear about the two Gay women in SF? One of them is trying to become a man...Yes it's in the news. She's having an Addadicktome operation...

adam warlock 07-29-2002 03:42 PM

do you REALLY want to know?
[img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] so gentlemen, do you want to go through it?

Dramnek_Ulk 07-29-2002 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by adam warlock:
do you REALLY want to know?
:laugh3: so gentlemen, do you want to go through it?

NO!
Arghhh!
The mere thought of it,
is enough to make my buttocks tremble in terror :o\

Dramnek_Ulk 07-29-2002 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arvon:
Hear about the two Gay women in SF? One of them is trying to become a man...Yes it's in the news. She's having an Addadicktome operation...
There’s nothing wrong with that,
But apparently it cost’s over £23,000 to have it done.
And I thank the gods I’ve already got one,
The Idea Of my family jewels being messed about with fills me with horror.
:o|

[ 07-29-2002, 04:30 PM: Message edited by: Dramnek_Ulk ]

Moni 07-29-2002 04:58 PM

*hears the song "In the Year 2525" playing in the background of this thread*

That's just wrong.
I wonder how he is dealing with the hormone imbalances? lol
Who thinks the child will be born healthy?
He's gonna love a C-section! Bet he doesn't do THAT again!

Women are built to have children because men simply couldn't handle it. Not just the physical, but the mental & emotional as well. If it was natural, we'd either share the ability or they would have been having them all along.

Lioness 07-29-2002 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Shield:
look at my little wombat - isn't she cute? born from my own winky :D
Very cute, LS, we're all very happy for you... *calls in the DSS* :D

K T Ong 07-29-2002 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moni:
Women are built to have children because men simply couldn't handle it. Not just the physical, but the mental & emotional as well. If it was natural, we'd either share the ability or they would have been having them all along.
A bit of a female chauvinist, aren't you, Moni? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

But to come back to the main topic, how's the baby going to come out? There's no natural opening! Unless they cut a hole in the tummy -- ouch. :mad:

And I thought Arnold Schwarzenegger was the original pregnant man?? :D

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/07...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[ 07-29-2002, 07:44 PM: Message edited by: K T Ong ]

K T Ong 07-29-2002 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dramnek_Ulk:
The mere thought of it,
is enough to make my buttocks tremble in terror [img]redface.gif[/img] \

I wonder how Dramnek's buttocks look when they tremble. Do they sort of jiggle or... ? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Moni 07-29-2002 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by K T Ong:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moni:
Women are built to have children because men simply couldn't handle it. Not just the physical, but the mental & emotional as well. If it was natural, we'd either share the ability or they would have been having them all along.

A bit of a female chauvinist, aren't you, Moni? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

But to come back to the main topic, how's the baby going to come out? There's no natural opening! Unless they cut a hole in the tummy -- ouch. :mad:

And I thought Arnold Schwarzanegger was the original pregnant man?? :D
</font>[/QUOTE]To some extent yes, I must admit I am, but I would also defend the man's point of view when it comes to being capable things that women aren't.
The only example I can think of right off hand though is a woman having a fully operational set of male reproductive organs. ;)
I understand that is a surgical possibility but IMO its wrong.

I also think female body builders should strive to maintain feminity in their appearance. I used to be one (a female body builder) and I just think there is a line between beauty and "the grotesque" on the built-up female anatomy.(not a comment on your sig, just an opinion in general in regard to men's and women's capabilities)

A "C-section" is cutting a hole through the abdomen to retrieve the baby and like I said, I bet he doesn't do that again! From what I understand from women who have had them, it is painful for weeks.

adam warlock 07-29-2002 08:00 PM

*sings* Having my baby
You're having my baby
My baby is having my baby
Only God knows how much I love you
Having my baby
You're having my baby
My baby is having my baby
Only God knows how much I love you

dizzy 07-30-2002 02:53 AM

This is absolutly horrible, sick, and honestly, it freaks me out.
This is an afront to nature.

[ 07-30-2002, 02:54 AM: Message edited by: dizzy ]

Rimjaw 07-30-2002 02:57 AM

Ditto. This is against the natural order of things. *Bleurgh*

Sigmar 07-30-2002 04:07 AM

[quote]Originally posted by K T Ong:
Quote:

Originally posted by Moni:
[qb]

And I thought Arnold Schwarzenegger was the original pregnant man?? :D

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/07...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
My favourite quote from that movie was

-"■■■■ off I'm going to have a baby" in a deep voice with a distinct accent. This one was close though->

-"Do I look fat in this, tell me the truth I'm not attractive am I?"

Waldie 07-30-2002 04:31 AM

how does the cild come out

Through the ass?

norompanlasolas 07-30-2002 05:13 AM

hey, thats not real is it? i mean, its just a parody or the guy is faking it or smth... right?

/)eathKiller 07-30-2002 07:14 AM

O_o So that explains the Oekaki thing going around... i was wondering about that... and no i'm not going to draw Shinokorosha Pregnant... Morigan perhaps... but NOT Shinokorosha!!

Sigmar 07-30-2002 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by /)eathKiller:
O_o So that explains the Oekaki thing going around... i was wondering about that... and no i'm not going to draw Shinokorosha Pregnant... Morigan perhaps... but NOT Shinokorosha!!
Oh you and your obscure anime references Deathkiller. Who you talking about?

Oh right SNK fighters. Sorry.

[ 07-30-2002, 09:14 AM: Message edited by: Sigmar ]

K T Ong 07-30-2002 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by /)eathKiller:
O_o So that explains the Oekaki thing going around... i was wondering about that... and no i'm not going to draw Shinokorosha Pregnant... Morigan perhaps... but NOT Shinokorosha!!
Draw a pregnant Cammy for me, willya, /)eathkiller? :D

Donut 07-30-2002 10:35 AM

I had this converstion with a woman some years ago when I suggested it would be a good thing if men gave birth.

Her reply was 'If men gave birth there would only be one child in each family'. OUCH!

Jorath Calar 07-30-2002 12:20 PM

wow that freaky site is still up?!? I think I saw it first about 2 years ago, so if it takes so long for a man to give birth I wouldn't want to do it [img]smile.gif[/img]

Lord of Alcohol 07-30-2002 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by adam warlock:
Ok hm...(*points at LoA* it's his fault)

on the whim, I just drew a pregnant man just for fun at the oekaki(doodle) boards because there was a trend going on.
and someone asked: "I do not understand the pregnant male situation. why?"
hm... well... I think this (warning sensitive subject matter) site kinda inspired the topic.
do men want to experience it? why?
do women want men to experience it?
do women just want to give the job over to men just to make them suffer?
yaddayaddayadda
just curious.

Ok are you the one who made me pregnant? Are you the mommy? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 07-30-2002, 04:58 PM: Message edited by: Lord of Alcohol ]

Sir Kenyth 07-30-2002 05:44 PM

*Sigh!* Everyone always falls for the spoof sites! :D

adam warlock 07-30-2002 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol:
Ok are you the one who made me pregnant? Are you the mommy? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
tell you what I'll give you some of my DNA for proof

[ 07-30-2002, 06:14 PM: Message edited by: adam warlock ]


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