Sometimes i get the menstrual cramps real hard.

[ 07-28-2002, 05:31 AM: Message edited by: Mouse ]

Well met, Nalfein. Hope you'll like it here at IronWorks. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Afraid I have no experience with menstrual cramps and therefore can provide no real advice. Hang on for a while -- I'm sure some of the female members around here will be more than glad to share what they know with you.

Perhaps you should try Yoga or Tai Chi?

Well your profile says that you are a guy so I would bet its just gas.

If you are a new troll...Buh-Bye!"
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Nalfein's a guy??

Heavens, to think even guys can get menstrual cramps nowadays...

I know what you mean Nalf - I feel the same!

I've heard that it's quite common in Marysville. Does your face bleed every 28 days?

Maby he is a shemale that have menstrual cramps real hard lol [img]smile.gif[/img] or a new troll !

I have never laughed so hard as when I read this reply, thanks Donut [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

his ICQ ID also has him down as a male. That first post does sound trollish, but maybe I'm paranoid after that little invasion we had a few days back :D

This would appear to be Nalfein Do'Urden's first post on GD. He/she has posted already on the BG forums. Because I am charitable sort of guy, I'll assume that the profile for Nalafein is either wrong or he/she is asking on behalf of a friend.

I will alter the topic title and ask that that you use this thread to give helpful advice on the subject and not to speculate about trolling [img]smile.gif[/img]

If Nalfein would like to post an explanation of the apparent disparity between his/her profile and this subject, that would also be appreciated.

[ 07-28-2002, 05:32 AM: Message edited by: Mouse ]

Once I hit menopause it quit hurting. Or maybe it was the Dalcon Shield IUD, it finally fell out [img]smile.gif[/img] However I am finally pregnant after using my air compressor to clear out my fallopian tubes. I need a lamaz partner though, any volunteers?

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teh bleedding stops when you put cotton swabs up your nose while humming your national anthem [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Or put a spoon up each nostril and a rubber in your ears

Take hot baths and eat lots of chocolate. If you're male, you've wasted my time and I don't like you [img]tongue.gif[/img]

If you were a girl I'd have asked where you got the cramps, but now you're a boy I'm thinking of psychiatric wards in hospitals...

You are absolutely right...at the time of his post here, there were only 6 posts registered and I thought maybe he was posting more in the BG forum but decided to come over here and troll...it never occured to me that he might be asking for a friend. If that is the case, Nalfein, you have my apology.

I can't offer any advice...I haven't had menstrual cramps since I had my son (over 21 years ago)...not every woman is so lucky. :D

My sister does though and she takes midol...also going on "the pill" seemed to lessen them but that is a dangerous cure if you ask me...risking cancer and other health problems just not to cramp.

now now my profile *checking* says I'm a guy [img]tongue.gif[/img]

if you're a girl, hot bath and massage will help
if you're a guy, go to the doctor
if you're both, don't take too many pills

meanwhile, no trolling or spamming ;)

Though I see that you have 10 posts... so you're new here.

*notices that the post is edited by Mouse* I wonder what it said before....

If you are a guy the correct answer is to lay low, and remember you ALLWAYS answer anything asked of you with "Yes Dear" :D
If you are one of the fairer sex, then I have no advice for you. Although I know more about the female menstrual cycle then any man should or wants to know. (I'm married and have 2 daughters)

<font color=FFFFFF>When are you baby coming LoA ? :D </font>

He just changed the title...it used to be "groans" LOL

*wanders in to the discussion, sees LOA's posts, wanders out* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I like this place, i just said something silly and out of the blue and it starts a big menstrual cramp discussion. lol

maybe you people need to laugh a little like Downunda did and stop seeing it as a troll post. show a little backbone.. didn't know you people were so paranoid about trolling.. so i apologize. yeah, sure, you betcha..

Just so you know, a day before you posted this we had a big problem with trolls, that's why everyone was a bit suspicious ;)

Welcome to GD and enjoy your stay [img]smile.gif[/img]

And I was the first to mention "troll" so you can blame me for spreading the paranoia...I'm sorry but you have to admit, this thread (for being posted by a guy and a newbie unknown to GD right after the biggest troll invasion I've seen in here since late 1999 lol) was a bit uh, "off the wall".

Welcome to Ironworks!
Enjoy your stay and keep some midol handy ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Hey, don't worry about Moni, she's ALWAYS paranoid. That's why she just sits on a rocking chair on her porch with a shotgun on her lap and frightens away little kids, screaming "I'll get yer yet, yer varmits!" [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D ;)
Welcome to IronWorks, I've just seen you on the BG forumns before, what took you so long to come over? ;)

i guess it was painstakingly bad timing on my part then.. sorry about that.

Oh, and I guess you're a Salvatore reader, right? ;)

You for got to tell him about the handy dandy dozen cats I have to throw at them as a warning if they don't go away right then and there too!

No need to apologize Nalfein Do'Urden, it really was my mistake and my fault that anyone else considered the possibility. :D

like Downunda said, we had a bad experience with trolling in the past few days but easily eliminated by mods ;)

ANYway.... <h3> WELCOME TO THE BOARD!</h3>
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I see that you are a Salvatore reader and perhaps loves playing a dark elf or drow character in the PC games [img]smile.gif[/img]

come to GD again

Hello Nalfein! <H3> <font color="plum"> Welcome to Ironworks! Sounds like you've already found the game boards so make your self at home in this forum and check out the TV/Movie/Books forum and the Roleplay forum as well! </H3></font>

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Well, if anyone's still interested in menstrual cramps...I hear a hystorectomy helps a great deal...