Studying vs. Sex

The top 10 reasons why studying is better than sex:

10. You can usually find someone to do it with.

9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.

8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.

7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.

5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."

4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.

3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help

So true it aint even funny. I think I'll memorise those and put em up on my wall as a mantra. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] Studying in a boarding house can be hard okay?? *breaks down into tears*

If you think studying is better than sex, you're obviously not getting very good sex. Try harder, it's worth it! ;)

<font color=FFFFFF>Darn cool hehe yea but sex is maby better if you have the right one to do it with then you dont wanna stop hehe :D </font>

lol! That makes me feel better, as I seem to be studying an awful lot lately. I'll just keep telling myself that it's true.

Ok... but what if you're studying human sexuality for a psychology class? O_o ??

LOL so true.... *saves it*

Hm, Arvon, you seem a LITTLE misguided here. Look, take this ticket to Amsterdam, it'll REALLY open your eyes. :D :D

Why can't you do these while having sex?

[ 07-23-2002, 07:29 AM: Message edited by: Downunda ]

Dude, i think you completely lost your marbles this time. Whatever it is you're studying, stop it right now ! :D It might not be too late.

Bah hambug... :D

When did I study? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<font color="#00CC99">bwhahaha! funny :D , but sex is betta [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

i remember reading one in a t-shirt but regarding beer and sex... pretty funny too. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

edit: found it!
edit 2: mmh, now that ive read it, ive noticed its both for man and woman. the one i had read had a decidedly manly tone to it... :D

1. A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.
2. A beer will never expect you to sit in the wet spot IT makes.
3. A beer does as many chores as anyone else, with a LOT less complaining.
4. Having a beer can't make someone pregnant.
5. A beer won't tease you because you once liked Take That.
6. A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.
7. A beer doesn't sulk.
8. A good beer is easy to find.
9. A beer can't pout.
10. A beer doesn't have a mother.
11. A beer doesn't have friends who will drink your beer.
12. A beer won't get jealous if you enjoy another beer.
13. A beer doesn't want children.
14. A beer isn't ready until you're ready.
15. If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.
16. Hangovers go away.
17. A beer tastes good.
18. Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower.
19. Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn't mean you have to sleep with a beer too.
20. A beer doesn't have morning breath.
21. A beer is happy to go where ever you want to go.
22. A beer will never drink the last beer.
23. When a beer is finished, it doesn't roll over and go to sleep.
24. A beer is never temperamental.
25. A cold beer is a good beer.
26. A big, fat beer is nice to have.
27. A beer won't steal the covers.
28. You don't have to laugh at a beer's jokes.
29. A beer won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for beer.
30. A beer can be drunk anywhere without anybody minding.

[ 07-23-2002, 07:34 AM: Message edited by: norompanlasolas ]

Edited my previous post after i re-read it and decided it wasn't actually what I meant [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Seen yours before Norom but very funny none the less :D

how about this one...

top ten reasons why beer is better than jesus

10. no one will kill you for not drinking beer
9. beer doesn't tell you how to have sex
8. beer has never caused a major war
7. they don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. when you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away
5. nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer
4. you don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer
3. there are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you
2. you can prove you have a beer
1. if you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop

Those ones I haven't heard before. Brilliance. And it's true :D

You need to put your beer down :confused: I always thought that was what her...err never mind [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Epona, it's because of posts similar to this that I formerly thought you're a guy. :D

BTW, I never have any problems with sex, because my only sexual partners are my pillows. Well, maybe sometimes plus an old mattress which I roll up into a big sausage roll.

Epona, it's because of posts similar to this that I formerly thought you're a guy. :D </font>[/QUOTE]Huh?? I'd love to hear the explanation for that one! :D

Uhhh... Well... I mean, you normally don't expect gals to talk about such things, do you? Well, not in my experience anyway...

I guess that depends on what kind of gals you've been talking to, K T - the wrong kind, it seems. [img]tongue.gif[/img] ;) In *my* experience girls among eachother discuss sex with a lot more attention to detail than men do... :D

[ 07-23-2002, 08:33 AM: Message edited by: Melusine ]

Uhhh... Well... I mean, you normally don't expect gals to talk about such things, do you? Well, not in my experience anyway...</font>[/QUOTE]you don't? *stunned*

seeme to me they're more likely to do so than most men i know LOL!!

HMMMMMM... I didn't know that!

But hey, what do you expect a virgin like me to know about such things, anyway? [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]

Why can't you do these while having sex?</font>[/QUOTE]because you'd spill your beer. what else could it possible be?

Then stop talking about it! It's like a teetotaller discussing hangovers for Pete's sake! ;) [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] :D

Uhhh... Well... I mean, you normally don't expect gals to talk about such things, do you? Well, not in my experience anyway...</font>[/QUOTE]Blimey, you should get out more! :rolleyes:

I guess that depends on what kind of gals you've been talking to, K T - the wrong kind, it seems. [img]tongue.gif[/img] ;) In *my* experience girls among eachother discuss sex with a lot more attention to detail than men do... :D </font>[/QUOTE]<font color="#00CC99">Take a trip to Australia, girls always talk about sex, even to guys. It's natural.</font>