We are The Collective. Our long journey through hyperspace has brought us to your puny planet. Our normal tactic is to immediately assimilate all sentient beings into our collective conciousness.

However, we have a problem. We are powerless to resist the temptations of really nice coffee and assorted patisserie produce. In countless millennia traversing the multiverse we have never encountered such a distraction.........er.....help!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Please send a cleaner for the Table of Doom as well, if that's all right with you......

And welcome to you [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

As I can see you are new here, I would ask that you take a few minutes to read the Rules and Regulations which you can access via the button at the top of the page. By and large, I think you will find us a fairly friendly bunch - enjoy your time here :D

Hello Collective - I hope you come in peace - please accept a humble offerring of pretzels, as all that beer must be making you hungry [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img]

Hello, Collective.

Hope you'll like it here.

I dont knowe what you are talking about but WELCOME ! :D

Welcome collective and remember that vegemite sandwiches make tables of doom even doomier [img]tongue.gif[/img]

As for assorted patisserie produce, our good friend, mentor and patisserie king, Donut the magnificent, is currently at a collective of his own so wait till he gets back and you will be pleasantly surprised (just watch out for his subtitles ;) )

Stop drinking guys, it's getting to your heads ! :D

Has that ever stopped you before? :D

Unfortunately our cleaning lady, Epona, is also away (at the same collective as Donut the magnificent coincidentaly) so as far as getting the table of doom cleaned up, I'm afraid you're gonna have to tackle that prob yourself ;)

[ 07-14-2002, 06:05 AM: Message edited by: Downunda ]

I thought Epona's a guy?

She is! And her name is Nigel :D

In that case you thought wrong, she is most definitely female [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ahhhh sooky sooky now. Someones gonna catch a beatdown ;)

Uh oh, now you did it dude ! [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] Downunda, sssssssssssht ! :D

Uh oh, now you did it dude ! [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] Downunda, sssssssssssht ! :D </font>[/QUOTE]:D yep, I'm just lucky that Eppers is at that collective gathering thing so she won't see the post ;)

To us, gender is irrelevant. Who is this Epona/Nigel being of whom you speak? Oh, and what is beer?? In all the multitude of our encounters with thousands of races we have never come across such a deadly substance.

Help us - we can sense cracks beginning to form in our faceless unity..... [img]graemlins/crazyeyes.gif[/img]

To us, gender is irrelevant. Who is this Epona/Nigel being of whom you speak? Oh, and what is beer?? In all the multitude of our encounters with thousands of races we have never come across such a deadly substance.

Help us - we can sense cracks beginning to form in our faceless unity..... [img]graemlins/crazyeyes.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]If you don't know what beer is, why do you say it's deadly Nigel ? :D

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Originally posted by The Collective: To us, gender is irrelevant.

Can I dril... :D Maybe not.

This is the number 320, you will be assimilated, resistence is futile. Santa is the first on our list, then we will get rid of that blasted easter bunny!

Ktong, just wishful thinking ;)

RAHM!

OMG They're stoned as well ! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

The Collective finally speaks!!!! I hope your all collectively drunk! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Collective, exactly how will you assimilate us? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

Read the works of the Buddha and you shall understand KT Ong. :D

And the collective is definitely not a guy nor girl. Gender is irrelevant in the collective. Individualised thought is an irrelevancy within the collective.

We is.

Resistance is futile.

[ 07-14-2002, 09:59 AM: Message edited by: The Collective ]

Greetings Colective... you say the word 'we' and use plurals when talking about yourself... is this a joint account? welcome anyway.

HELLOOOOOOOOOO !!!!! :D :D

If a joint account is an account for two paople then no. Faaaaar from it.

We is many yet one.

*cought* skitso *cough* lol, j/k. do u by any chance enjoy slaying dragons? *grins*

Welcome collective,hope you like your new home here :D

Welcome collective. Hope you like your new home here.

Y'know I just had this crazy thought, wouldn't it be funny if this actually WAS the Borg collective and not just a group of people having fun? [img]tongue.gif[/img] I wonder, could it possibly be a group of people who're currently in France?

Did you see the light ? :D

errrr,right.

Trembling...trembling...

assimilate me!!
try not to reak to much havoc

She is! And her name is Nigel :D </font>[/QUOTE]Welcome to Ironworks Nigel. :D

Seriously guys, don't mess with this little firm ,one of them sucked the life out of my car on friday.!!

Yeah, I wonder what happened to Donut anyway - he never showed up!

Actually, Nigel already saw it... but then we poured her another vodka... :D

Actually, Nigel already saw it... but then we poured her another vodka... :D </font>[/QUOTE]Whatever you do, don't trust anything Nigel says about bananas ! :D

Yeah, I wonder what happened to Donut anyway - he never showed up!</font>[/QUOTE]Are you serious ?