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It is impossible to lick your elbow. A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out. A shrimps heart is in it's head. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried it's head in the sand. It's physically impossible for pigs to look up inyo the sky. A pregant goldfsih is called a twit. More than 50% of people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. Horses can't vomit. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. If you sneeze too hard,you can fracture a rib. If you try to to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you try to keep your eyes open by force they can pop out. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,Section 1211 of Code of Fedaral Regulations, implemented on July 16,1069, make it illegal for U.S. citzens to have any contact with extraterestrails or their vehicles? In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. A duck's quack does'nt echo, and no one knows why. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. Most lipstick contains fish scales. Like fingerprints,everyone's tongue print is different. Over 75 percent of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. |
<nobr><font color="lightblue">Why do I get the feeling that i`ve seen something like this somewhere<nobr><div style="text-decoration:none">before</div>?? :D </font></nobr>
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Why not tell us something that we dont`t knowe?!! :D
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hmm..got nothing else to do? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Here's ones you probably didn't know:
The largest (heaviest) crustacean in the world is the lobster. In a shop in Hong Kong, you can pay $200 to shit on a golden toilet. The best-selling RPG is Diablo 2. It is impossible for a person to lick their back. 0% of people reading this will try to lick their back. A woman who flies upside down soon has nasty crack-up. A blue whale has the largest brain in the world, but is not as smart as a dolphin. Porpoises can swim underwater for 15 minutes without taking a breath. So can dolphins. Porpoises are dolphins. |
I did not knove that Diablo II was RPG, i dont think so it`s and hack and slash game or more like action game some sort not rpg!
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Well that's what the Guiness Book said...
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Well, the U.S' roots go way back.........
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Nice going that they can pass a law on extra terrasterials 714 years before the country was even founded...
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Sorry, Willard, those facts aren't all correct. [img]smile.gif[/img]
I tried to lick my back. :D That's not zero percent. ;) |
Okay, that's 0.1 percent, Lioness. :D
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I've met people who can lick their elbows. I've also met a woman who could cram her clenched fist into her mouth. She did not have teeny hands.
Neat fun facts that you might not know but will bore people at parties: The Solar Wind is spiral shaped. The Solar equator is shaped roughly like a twirlling ballerina's tutu. Sorry, i've got work on the brain. DeSoya |
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<font color=pink>Don't go dissing D2 in fronta me now, or you will b cryin when my legit sorceress whoops yo sorry ass :D
Actaully, dolphins and porpises are different...porpises are smaller, and don't have the pointed noses and such :D </font> |
And my Barbs going to be there too helping out... :D
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<font color="snow">I will go barmy if I ever read this again! </font>
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I can lick my elbow...
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Who's got the dirty mind now :D |
Also did you know that almost every person that watches TV has heard a dead person laugh? It's true, I tell ya!
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Even on new shows you hear dead people laugh!
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Lately though, I've been futzing around with some numbers from the Heliospheric Current Sheet. Here's a picture: http://quake.stanford.edu/~wso/gifs/HCS.html My boss says it has something to do with comet tails and their distortion when they hit the solar wind at different places. Here's a paper (one page) that mentions it and has a cool picture. http://ulysses.jpl.nasa.gov/pdfs/ulss99-10.pdf anyway... hope you don't regret asking. :D DeSoya |
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