THINGS YOU PROBABLY
DID'NT KNOW

Did you know...

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.

A shrimps heart is in it's head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches
over a period of 80 years,
no one reported a single case where
an ostrich buried it's head in the sand.

It's physically impossible
for pigs to look up inyo the sky.

A pregant goldfsih is called a twit.

More than 50% of people in the world
have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
is said to be the toughest tongue twister
in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard,you can fracture a rib.
If you try to to suppress a sneeze,
you can rupture a blood vessel
in your head or neck and die.
If you try to keep your eyes open by force
they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months,
two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour
will increase then bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knoledge of aliens,
then why does Title 14,Section 1211
of Code of Fedaral Regulations,
implemented on July 16,1069,
make it illegal for U.S. citzens to have any contact
with extraterestrails or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld
there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack does'nt echo,
and no one knows why.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide
are caused by people sitting on them
and photocopying their butts.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints,everyone's
tongue print is different.

Over 75 percent of people who read
this will try to lick their elbow.

[ 07-12-2002, 12:44 PM: Message edited by: SomeGuy ]

If I had a million dollars for everytime I have seend this.... I would have about 4 millions dollars!

"Wearing headphones for just an hour
will increase then bacteria in your ear by 700 times.


I didn't know that but it cleared a LOT up for me, two years ago I had severe earinfection and lost about 40% of my hearing in the left ear. I had no idea why but I always used earphones at work so that was the reason I guess...

Did I know?

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Yep

A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.

Yep

A shrimps heart is in it's head.

Yep

In a study of 200,000 ostriches
over a period of 80 years,
no one reported a single case where
an ostrich buried it's head in the sand.

Nope

It's physically impossible
for pigs to look up inyo the sky.

No, wait maybe I did hear this somewhere.

A pregant goldfsih is called a twit.

Nope

More than 50% of people in the world
have never made or received a telephone call.

No..I dont know if that one us true though.

Horses can't vomit.

Nope

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
is said to be the toughest tongue twister
in the English language.

Yep

If you sneeze too hard,you can fracture a rib.
If you try to to suppress a sneeze,
you can rupture a blood vessel
in your head or neck and die.
If you try to keep your eyes open by force
they can pop out.

Yeah, but I heard that this is also untrue.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months,
two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wow.

Wearing headphones for just an hour
will increase then bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

Yep

If the government has no knoledge of aliens,
then why does Title 14,Section 1211
of Code of Fedaral Regulations,
implemented on July 16,1069,
make it illegal for U.S. citzens to have any contact
with extraterestrails or their vehicles?

Nope

In every episode of Seinfeld
there is a Superman somewhere.

Yep

A duck's quack does'nt echo,
and no one knows why.

Realy? COOL.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide
are caused by people sitting on them
and photocopying their butts.

..No..

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

No

Like fingerprints,everyone's
tongue print is different.

Yep

Over 75 percent of people who read
this will try to lick their elbow

Hehe, yeah probabley.

<font color=Orange>THis has been posted about 10 times already [img]tongue.gif[/img] . But its still good!</font>

Well you got me on the trying to lick your elbow. But I have one statement.

I a dwarf had gene simons toungue I think they could reach it then

You too huh, man, i've been trying that for about 5 minutes or so, i can't believe i did that ! :D

I feel like a fool for trying it. Man I am a loser. aren't I?

OH and don't answer that question.

Who's this ? Ice cube's brother ? :D

Now there is a picture that is getting old...

It's still pretty funny though :D

<font color=pink>I knew most of those...except the headphones and bacteria...thats gross...i have to where a headset like 2 hours 2wice a week when i fly...omg! And horses can actually throw up...i've seen them to it...its just already masticated hay :D </font>