Just wanted to warn everybody about something i just learned. i dont want this to happen to you.
If you use a paperclip to clean out your ear, and then hold the paperclip and wax over an open flame, it really stinks.
That is all.

oops too late.I already did it. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

i'm gonna go stick a hazardous material label on both my lobes..

but to be serious, your stomach produces a bacteria that is released from your body when you go to the bathroom. you can contract this disease by not washing your hands after going and eating shortly after. hey, i'm serious!!

[ 07-08-2002, 11:07 PM: Message edited by: Nanobyte ]

Never thought to put a paperclip in my ear, but if I ever do I will remember your enlightening earwax experimenting experience there Slackerboy [img]tongue.gif[/img]

wow, talking from your experience ehh slackerboy? ;)

uh... thanks for the wax.. i mean fax... err i mean facts...

lol another rare thread that makes me actually laugh out loud

<font color=pink>LOL thats greaaaat SB! Next time i put i paper clip in my ear i'll remember your wise words :D </font>

Umm...isn't open burning supposed to be illegal? Talking about toxic waste disposal... :D

Thanx for the warning. By the way, how did u or what compelled u to do this Slacker.

Dont know it just sort of came to me. I have always found paper clips to be the perfect earwax removal device, due to shape and size.
I was just sitting at work with a paper clip load of wax and my ligher and though, "hmm... what would happen if...".
It stinks. yup.

Ahhh, what would I do if I wouldn't have Ironworksmembers to guide me through life...

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Ummm... Light earwax on fire and smell it ;) :D

Maybe we can convince Ziroc to change the site name to Facts of LIfe or something. I mean we´ve got the biggest boogres, Australian pin-ups and now some great advice about ear wax. What more could you possibly need?? :D

Or maby we can have topic on who that have the "biggest" ears or have most earwax in the ear`s her on IW or something LoA is the expert in this tingies i think lol :D

[ 07-09-2002, 07:31 AM: Message edited by: Megabot ]

PM him at once!!! We absolutely most have "The Largest Earwax" thread. I withdraw my question from the previous post! Let me change it instead. How can we live without a largest earwax thread? lmao :D :D

[ 07-09-2002, 07:35 AM: Message edited by: WillowIX ]

Aaah, it's threads like these that keep me coming back to Ironworks.

BTW where IS the "booger" post anyway? i think i have a big one on the way here and my ears are full of "nice wax" that we can chare all of us, i think i have 2 kg in the rigth eare now and a litlle less in other one!! LOL!! :D

[ 07-09-2002, 08:58 AM: Message edited by: Megabot ]

Where is LoA is he drunk or what? LOL

I once worked with a woman who used to collect earwax - and not just her own either [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]

I have a similar warning along this idea (sort of). When camping, don't ever put the fire out by peeing on it, this also stinks quite badly. =0

<font color=pink>Now truly, peeing on a fire is disgusting! I dont wanna know what it smells like! [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

<font color="snow">Peeing on an electric fence is worse. Not that I`ve ever done it. </font>

Now youre scaring me. REALLY scaring me. Did she end up ina rubber room with a tighly fitted white jacket??
Please say yes.

:D

Was her name Madame Tussaud ? :D

I think that smell "wonderful" LazyLemming !! gheeeeeeeeeeee [img]graemlins/2puke.gif[/img]

And welcome to the board! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

LMFAO Johnny!! :D :D

Sheesh Epona, that's incredible! I shudder to think what she'd use it for [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

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Umm also quite dangerous if yer a "setter" and not a "pointer" </font> :D