Whoever said that smoking is bad for you ? I just went out to buy a pack of cigarettes, and now i have a date with the girl that runs the tobacco store :D :D So you see, smoking CAN lead to good things sometimes. LOL

Whoo johnny! Nice one! Where are you taking her?

heh! hope she's low tar ;)

try not to breathe her in :D :D

so does this girl have a name then? tell us tell us [img]smile.gif[/img]

To my bedroom :D Serious now, if there is beer i'm game, probably dancing in a club, there's plenty of em here.

To my bedroom :D Serious now, if there is beer i'm game, probably dancing in a club, there's plenty of em here.</font>[/QUOTE]How about cloud 9?

Her name is Sharon,she's a pretty 31 year old Blonde, and you know what they say: Gentlemen prefer blondes. Not sure if i'm a gentleman though :D

Well my 'gentleman' (ehem) prefers brunettes, which is fine by me! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Epona, you mean the smart drug ? I don't think i need that stuff to get in the mood [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

that makes two of us - on BOTH counts :D :D

Well they may have proved that quitting prolongs your life, but they havn't proven that a prolonged life is a good thing...

By the way smooth move, johnny... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Can I go on your date with you? Maybe in a supervisory capacity? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sure you can, i can always use some good advice :D

then heed this:

don't take LoA or it'll cost you a fortune in beer :D :D

Whatever do you mean Lord Sheild? :D Johnny, better bring your credit cards just in case ;)

ROTFLMAO well hopefully she won't try anythhing crazy like make you smoke 30 cigs at once because it turns her on or something... honestly, I doub''t i could find anyone attractive if they sold a product thats only purpose was to slowly kill you for a living.. but that's just me...

*sits around for a bit after interupting the mood*

... "Truth" *gets hit by a brick*

you may as well condemn car salesmen then ;) - or anybody that sells sharp cutlery :D

Well, it is a tobacco store, but they also sell........BEER. Guess i'm in the drivers seat now guys, i'm not letting this one slip away so easy. LOL :D

you may as well condemn car salesmen then ;) - or anybody that sells sharp cutlery :D </font>[/QUOTE]Or we could condom car salesmen so they dont reproduce! :D

Johnny, can we have her phone number? We need to see if she is just right for you [img]tongue.gif[/img] And just right for us too :D

purely to help out of course :D

i'll have to ask her, but i think i now the answer allready :D

Ooooo oooo tell us tell us!!!!!!

Well my 'gentleman' (ehem) prefers brunettes, which is fine by me! [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]LOL Nigel, i thougt your gentleman prefers beer ? :D :D

I'm bumping this one, because the date is set for tomorrow (saturdaynight), but today i found out that the girl in question is engaged to be married in about three months. Her future husband is currently abroad for a couple of weeks (don't know why). What am i supposed to do now ? She should have told me this right from the start, am i wrong ? According to her friends she's been talking about me all week. I'm kinda flattered, but i'm also pissed. I mean, she has a itch and i'm the one to scratch ? I was really looking forward to this couse she looks damn fine, but this is wrong. Maybe i know the guy, i don't wanna be a homewrecker, that's just not me. I could use some of your thougts now please.

Smoking bad for you? Only if you inhale.

Erm.... OK, but if I were you, I'd just go shag her - yeah, I have no fecking morals whatsoever. Sorry johnny. Have to say though that if she has an itch needs scratching, then her current relationship can't be 'all that' iykwim.

Epona, i used to react that way, i'm just as horny as any other human being, but this just feels wrong. It's the fact that she didn't tell me, it's kind of lying. I hate that.

Yeah, I know what you mean. But it's not like you have anything going with her yet - she should tell you early on, sure - so you know what you're getting into (or not, your choice), but you haven't even been on a date yet! Oh OK, I deserve to be taken out and shot I know. Ack well, just put it down to the fact I've been drinking [img]smile.gif[/img]

If it feels wrong now, then that feeling ain't gonna get any better.

[ 06-21-2002, 07:55 PM: Message edited by: Epona ]

Epona, that you have been drinking doesn't come as a surprise to me, you're making sense all the same. But what if this guy comes home in one or two weeks ? People will talk you know. Like i said, i don't wanna be a homewrecker, it's even possible i know the guy. She has to come clean first, i'll take a cold shower in the meantime. :D

Good on you Johnny. A good relationship is one with no baggage.

Sure, I appreciate that! He's gonna turn up like a bad smell if you get anything going with her, better off staying out of it probably then! She doesn't sound that happy in her current situation all the same, hope she realises that if she wants to screw around before she marries then her current relationship is probably not what it should be. Hope she sees sense before she breaks this guy's heart.

Avi, i'm not even looking for a relationship, just a date, you know, a little dancing, laughing... a good time. It doesn't have to last. But this way the fun is gone before it even started, maybe i'm a little oldfashioned, but that's just me.

Good for johnny! Stick with your principles and be up front with her. Ask her what the f**k is going on and don't take no s**t!

Oh i will, she doesn't know that i know this, you know ? She still expects me to pick her up tomorrownight. Then i'll say the same to her as i just did here. Can't wait for it actually.

let us know how it goes, old boy ;)

I confronted her with this yesterday, she looked shocked and didn't know what to say so i just left. I don't need that crap ! :D

I confronted her with this yesterday, she looked shocked and didn't know what to say so i just left. I don't need that crap ! :D </font>[/QUOTE]not know what to say? as in stunned or did she tell you she didn't know what to say? just wondering in case your information was dodgy. i certainly hope not

It took her too long to say something, like she was thinking of an excuse. I simply didn't wait for it.

Nice one Johnny, I don't think you should get too involved with this woman if she is getting married. But you could always go on a date, there's nothing really wrong with that, so long as you know when to draw the line. I prefer brunettes, anyway :D

well it's a shame it endeed dso soon though. What you gonna do now, johnny? look for another or take a break?

Forget what people say, Smoking is infact good for you. If anything happen to you in later life, for example cancer or lung failure, you can SUE the cigarette company for millions of dollars. think of what you can do with all those money. ;)

ahhh...I can imagine it now. :D