Man, get a load of this guy:
http://www.davidicke.com/icke/index1a.html

I'd have to say that David Icke is certifiably, 100%, no-holds-barred, alcoholic-hobo insane!

Here's a little sample of the *TRUTH* he is revealing to the people of our world:

"The reptilian and other entities, which are manipulating our world by possessing "human" bodies, operate in frequencies between the Third and Fourth densities. These are referred to as "hidden spaces and planes unknown to man", in the apparently ancient Emerald Tablets, which I quote from in "Children of the Matrix". For simplicity, I refer to this "between world" in my books as the lower fourth dimension."

"These reptilians and their allies have corrupted Earth DNA with their own and this genetic infiltration lies dormant until it is activated by the vibrational fields generated by the Illuminati secret society rituals, and others in the public eye like the carefully designed coronations and official ceremonies of many kinds, including even the UK State Opening of Parliament and certainly those of the various religions."

I thought it was a joke site at first, or perhaps a tacky sci-fi theme. But no, this guy is 100% serious. The scary thing is that he seems to have a rather large following too. Can you say "mass hysteria" and "suicide cults"?
Seriously, check out the bit "about David" where he tells of his spiritual enlightenment from beings not of our dimension as to the ancient conspiracy of the reptilian illuminati. My God...

remind me to stay indoors when this nutcase comes to Holland.

ALICE IN WONDERLAND AND THE WTC DISASTER... This guy seems seriously disturbed, like mental hospital disturbed. Is he for real?

ive got a better question; WHERE THE HELL DO YOU FIND HIS STUFF?! and WHY?! its freaky!

David Icke has been about for many years. He was a professional footballer before becoming a presenter on the BBC. One day he announced he was the son of God and he's gone down ever since. (I suppose it's the only way to go if you are the son of God and the top job is taken).

There is a theory that he is using the 'reptilians' as a euphemism for the jews.

[ 06-10-2002, 08:52 AM: Message edited by: Donut ]

LoL! :D
Did you catch the comment at the bottom reg. the site counter? This guy is full of it :D :D

He's a character alright.

What I don't understand is why his spiritual guides and allies don't just tell him exactly who the real illuminati bigwigs are so we can wrap up this whole reptilian-possession thing by christmas.

I feel more sorry for his children. What would it be like to have such a magnificently-flamboyant lunatic as a father? "Well my Dad is the son of God and a revolutionary leader against the subjugation of humanity by the reptilian illuminati, but I don't think my life has been *twitch twitch* affected by this in any *twitch* significant way. Now if you'll excuse me it's time for me to take my brain medicine so that the reptilians don't control my mind with their microchips".

[ 06-10-2002, 09:13 AM: Message edited by: The Hierophant ]

From his site:

"As I was writing the book, and in my work for the BBC, I began to feel a presence around me, like there was always someone in the room when there was not. It got to the point where I sat on the side of the bed in a hotel room in London in early 1990 and said to whoever or whatever: "If you are there will you please contact me because you are driving me up the wall."

Tin foil everybody!

I notice he doesn't mention his 'Son of God' days. I expect that's so that his reptilian followers don't think he's a kind of nutter! :D

not to bring up this topic again but I thought it had to be silver. Not aluminium, not tin but silver - please confirm this as I don't want the illuminati to get to me :D

This guy sure does crack me up... good thing he doesn't try any of that subliminamiminal stuff... so anybody else want to get on a plane, fly over there, and burn the scaly ilumni? I think it would be a real treat for all the kiddies to see... now lets face it, David knows what he's talking about just look at all of htis PHYSICAL evidence he has sitting about his site! WOOHOO! 0.o and some people think that the US governemtn is actually controlled by britain too, like how Bill Clinton was secretly "knighted" and stuff but err... no... LOL its a crazy word out there, and remember THE MIRRORS ARE WATCHING YOU! the shadows have TEETH! and WATER is the most dangeouse substance on earth it WILL KILL YOU just look at hwat it does to your fingertips! AAHT HEY'RE ALL WRINKLEY LIKE PRUNES! AAAH!! ITS SUCKED THE LIFE FORCE OUT OF ME! DON'T TAKE BATHS! DON'T TAKE SHOWERS! BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES OR ELSE THE POLYESTOR AND COTTEN MONSTERS WILL CLAIM YOU! AAAAAAAH-wow this is fun-AAAAAAAAH!!!! AND THEN the SHEEP! we MUSN'T SHEER THEM lest they CRY to the WOOLEN Gods and RAIN DOWN NG BUT WOOL down onto YOU! AND YOU!! ALL THE AIR WILL TURN INTO WOOD In 3 DAYS! GET YOUR OXYGEN TANKS ON AND GET INTO THE LAVA AS SOON AS YOU CAN lest you be STATUED AND AAAAAH NOOO!! FIRE IS RAINING FROM THE SKIES IN THE FORM OF RAIN! BUT IT ISNT RAIN! ITS GLASS! TINY SHARDS OF GLASS THAT WILL CUT YOU! AAAAH!!!

[img]tongue.gif[/img] Man i should do this for a living...

Icke lost his frikken marbles many years ago. Complete fruitcake and has been known to make anti-semitic statements without the use of reptilian analogies.

Interesting. this guy is one twisted jerk. I wonder if he has a history of repeated head injury.....or maybe he was subjected to copious amounts of electric shock therapy?

or maybe he is just a COMPLETE WHACK JOB!

(I think they are on to me) Ahem...yes..a total nutcase...I coudn't agree more.

You shall not underestimate the power of the Illuminati ;)

<font color = lightgreen>There is so much speculation about the Illuminati, in all their various forms, that any writing about them has become nothing more than a bastardized mish-mash of weirdness. The worst part about modern Illuminati-hunters is that so many of their sources are older (18th- and 19th-century) and are probably not completely credible, since they had their own agendas (whether pro- or anti-Illuminati/Freemason).
Many Masons did leave Europe for early America because of the freedoms they could gain here; this explains so much Masonic influence in early America. The strangest speculation is the Adam Weishaupt, founder of the Bavarian Illuminati, was a look-alike for George Washington and that, in fact, the person we knew as Washington really was Weishaupt.
My question is: who cares? So the Masons founded America. Big deal. It's still a really good place to live. [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img]

You can neither prove nor disprove the existence of the Illuminati. The only "serious" person on this topic is Robert Anton Wilson; go read "Everyting is Under Control".</font>

Ermmmm..... [img]graemlins/uhoh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img] Ok, I'm seriously gonna buy a butterfly net in case this guy gets over here! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Good Grief! Someone give him a clue, The Son of God spot is taken and he'd have a rough time impersonating him. ;)

Now about this invasion of the Body Snatching Alien lizards...err.. reptiles... *gets anti chameleon and iguana spray ready* Can we spray paint them when we discover their true identities? That way all the ones likely to sprout lizard tails or such could have big pink spots on their foreheads? [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] Ok ok.. so this is so ludicrous it makes me giddy with silly laughter.... ;) LOLOLOL

[ 06-10-2002, 11:45 AM: Message edited by: Cloudbringer ]

Silver, for sure! ;) *gathering her silverfoil hat* Whoo... the Illuminati..didn't think they'd be so subversive! ;) :D

'This guy' is a frequent visitor to the US, where the majority of his followers live. I watched a documentary about him as he toured New York followed by an anti-semetic group who were trying to get his venues to refuse him access.
I can't afford silver - tin will have to do!

Ack, Donut! Say it aint so! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Oh well, I'll be sure and watch for lizards and wackos... LOL I do live in NY state, after all! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Cloudy, getting her silverfoil cap in place

lol @ /)eathKiller funny and entartaining post.

Boy this icky or whateva dude is a wierdo.Wierder then me!

If what you all say is true, and Icke is not in his right mind, then that means that George W. Bush is NOT an iguana.
I don't know that I believe you....

Absynthe! Are you slandering iguanas?! [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] ;)

<font color = lightgreen>The world is so much more fun with the Illuminati in it, whether they exist or not! The Priory of Zion, trying to restore the Mergovingian Dynasty (the Bloodline of Christ), the Gnomes of Zurich controlling economic policy for the entire world, the Network controlling IT and the Internet, the Bavarian Illuminati (the Architechts of the New World Order), the Discordians spreading the gospel of Chaos (Hail Eris), the Elders of Zion (whose Kabbalistic secrets include the True Name of God), etc.

The psychology of the Illuminati is quite strange. A lack of evidence proving that they exist is itself proof that they must exist, because they have eliminated evidence of their existence. [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] Things not going well in your country? Blame someone--blame the Illuminati (they're not likely to come out and deny it now, are they?).

Fnord. [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img] </font>

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I saw the fnords!!!!!

Anybody on this forum with the initials H.C.?

<font color = lightgreen>Yes. You, actually, only you can't remember that. Not to worry, though--someone is on the way over to you right now. By tomorrow, the Veil will be lifted and you will be able to Remember Who You Are. [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img] </font>