Charean, so help me, I couldn't resist. I loved your post, but before I read it, before I knew what it was about I saw the correlation between a donkey and an ass and just had to have a thread with that title. Then I read the story a second time and just had to post this spoof. Check it out :D [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

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One day a farmer's ass fell into an abandoned well. The animal cried
piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway; so it just wasn't worth it to him to try to retrieve the ass.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. Realizing what was happening, the ass at first cried and wailed horribly. Then, a few shovelfuls later, he quieted down completely.

The farmer leaned into the hole, peered down into the well and was astounded by what he saw.

With every shovelful of dirt that hit his back, the ass was doing
something amazing. He would shake it off, lay a grogan and take a step up on the new layer of dirt and poo. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off, do a toby, and take a step up. Pretty soon, the ass stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off, to the shock, astonishment and horror of all the nasally assaulted neighbors!

Now they had a well full of dirt and poo.

You may have the oportunity to shovel dirt on an ass-hole, all kinds of dirt. But remember, they will leave you with muddy poo water.

Remember the four simple rules to be unstinky:

Avoid assholes.
Don't be an asshole.
Don't be an ass.
Learn to recycle.

ROFL what a smelly post.

Well done Yorick. You win the award for making me laugh at three o'clock in th morning! Once more i'm sober and i really need a smoke. You should be proud.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! OH that was a good one, Yorick! LOL 'smell poo water' [img]graemlins/reallyroll.gif[/img] blech!

I am impressed, Yorick! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

It has so many different connotations now that were never there before! The depths that are apparent now that are uncovered in your version... sheer masterpiece... :D

Good one. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Well I'm glad you guys enjoyed. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Very impressive philosophy, Sir Yorick! :D :D

However, I'm most impressed with the colorful metaphors "lay a grogan" and "do a toby". [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] That's the first time I've ever heard of those! I'll have to work those into my repertoire somehow. ;)

Thanks,
-Sazerac

<font color="green">ROTFL too too funny dude, gotta love those colourful metaphors [img]smile.gif[/img] lay a grogan and do a toby!!! hehehehe </font>

EDIT: PS guess who learned how to do colors [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 05-31-2002, 11:09 AM: Message edited by: MagiK ]

On a farm, one time, a horse and a goat were friends and although the goat never said anything he always felt upset he wasn't as well endowed as the Horse. one day the horse went walking on the farm and saw some just hatched chickens that had fallen in a ditch. The horse decided he could use his tail for them to jump on to and get them out, but horses can't bend down so it didn't work. Just when all hope was lost the goat came around. Goats can sit down and so he did and the chicks were saved!

The moral of the story: You don't have to be hung like a horse to pick up chicks.

Great one, Yozza. [img]smile.gif[/img] I'm learning new English every day ! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...ons/icon10.gif

OMG!!! I don't know who's more warped: Yorick or Caleb! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LOLOLOLOL!