The old girl 'as bin on the frone for fifty years next week and to keep all us loyal subjects 'appy she's given us a four day 'oliday.

Wot wiv the ol' World Cup being on at the same time the pubs can be open 24 'ours a day, there's even street parties goin' on. Beer and football - the opium of the workin' class!

Cor luv a duck missus - wot a proper luvverly time we're gonna 'ave.

It's a jorly orlyday wiv lizzie
lizzie is the Queen we all adore!

She should try Ex-Lax

As long as da Queen don't get in da way of Brit footy, she can do what she likes :D :D

uunfortunately, apart from the football, the Goldeen Jubilee is all that's on telly.

Shame I don't watch telly then isn't it? ;)

Listen 'ere EEEponar. Even I 'ad to fink abaht that one. Wot chance have the rest of the good people on this 'ere message board got if you makes efnocentric humour like that?

:D

No school on Monday or Tuesday, God save the queen! (at least for another 50 years :D )

Listen 'ere EEEponar. Even I 'ad to fink abaht that one. Wot chance have the rest of the good people on this 'ere message board got if you makes efnocentric humour like that?

:D </font>[/QUOTE]Faaaahkin' ell Donut, watcha expect, me old mucker. You must be blaahdy arf asleep if yer didn't get it right orf. Or fick as two short planks.

Hey Eeeepona, ow long arr these ere short planks eh?

You gotta a bit too much norf on yah for my likin' Epona! No more jokes abaht lizzie in the karsi sittin on 'er khyber! It ain't right!

[ 05-30-2002, 11:09 AM: Message edited by: Donut ]

Eeer, aahm a faahkin' lucky gal, I get an extra day orf, courtesy of workin for Her Majesty's Government.

Aaanyway, wot I woz tryin ter say, is if the old dear's gort a problem wiv er khyber wots causin er to be on the frone fer sah bloody long, there's ways of dealin wiv it, am I right, or am I right? Ah mean, there must be one 'ell of a queue formin at Buck Palace by nah.

Since yer all nattern away about the Joobilee id value your opinions on a minor issue thats been bovering me . In my town theres a bloody big joob celebration incidentally where me left hand (band) is playin NOW idon wanna sound like a slateorf the roof (poof) But do you reckon theyed be sharp bended (offended) if we were to play Un-United Kingdom by Pitchsifter fanks my lovelies as a mark of our respect y'know...

I reckon you'd be gettin' yerself and your hoppoes into a bit of froth! But you do sound like a bit of an iron! :D

EDIT: Cripes - I don't adam and eve it. I'm talkin' cockney to a sweaty! :D

[ 05-30-2002, 11:34 AM: Message edited by: Donut ]

We're glad to have ol' Lizzie as our titular head of state too, since we get a public holiday for her birthday. Strangely enough, the Queens Birthday holiday is on the first Monday in June in New Zealand, but the second Monday in Oz. I think those Kiwis just can't count. :D

Yeah, 'parently Phil the Greek's waitin' to get in for a J Arthur! :D

Of course they can count:

One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Sex
Sivin
Eight
Noine
Tin

*hic!*

wassis about sum flag den?

we gots a flag?

Keep it clean fella's aye? Dont want none of that crap in here right, those Kiwis are fuckin legends mate and dont you go forgetting that [img]smile.gif[/img]

gertcha!!! *stots Azzy's head into wall*

*belch* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Right fanks, ill do that jus feel sorry for the other band thats playin an eavy metal - sex pistols god savethe queen theyvealready gots 4 local syko patriots after them!!!! and wheres eponar??

*whips out ocarina and plays eponas song* (always wanted to do that i have)

@ Epona LOL
@ Donut reg. nz counting LOL

You english are crazy :D

Confused oh Pastry boy by your J. Arthur reference - in golfing terms this is rhyming slang for a S-H-A-N-K (hey, you can't be too careful, it is a word you have to spell cos they are contagious), but couldn't piece together the relevance in your sentence ;) .

Oi, Madman mate, I'm 'ere, which song would that be that yer playin?

its a Zelda 64 referance Laura, dont mind it :D

Whos givin you shut? I wouldnt ev ;) Legendary sheep shaggers is what you kiwis are [img]tongue.gif[/img]

y'know that song you are named after the zelda 'orse epona intcha?
goes like this

Exit light! ennnterrrrr NIGht...etc

No I ain't named after the Zelda 'orse. Bofe me an the Zelda 'orse are named after Epona the Celtic Goddess of 'orses, 'arvest an fertility (nudge nudge wink wink). I ain't never played Zelda.

But I do know *that* song! Can't imagine 'ow it would sound on a faaaahking ocarina though. :D

[ 05-31-2002, 07:06 AM: Message edited by: Epona ]

IT sands wonderful specially the solo!!!