*Throws huge chocolate cake at everyone, and dares them to fight back* :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<font color=Orange>This is turning into pure spam so I'll just throw YOU [img]graemlins/spam3.gif[/img] !</font>

*pulls up a Cake Shield +2 and ducks*

*Grabs a bowl of strawberries and rains them down on everyone*

VIVE LE SPAMMY STRAW-BEES!

*Throws Spam Jello at Nessy* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*gets splattered will Jello*

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

*sets up a blockade of tables and ducks behind to arrange her catapults*

*Pulls out banana cream pie bazooka and attacks everyone with it!*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

How do I do my Food fights? WITH PAZZAZ!!!!!!

Begins covert assult with numerous cocktail sausages and slices of undercooked bacon. [img]smile.gif[/img]

*throws whole frozen chicken at Jermoe*
Heh heh, eat that Kilt-boy!!

You call that a frozen projectile?

*hurls frozen rhino at Talthyr*

*THAT'S* a frozen weapon. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*Thwacks Jermoe into orbit with a frozen blue whale*
Now THAT! is a frozen weapon!!!

Fires off a fire-extingusier filled with soft-ice at Talthyr and Jerome - then hides behind a sofa [img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img] - preparing my secret weapon [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

NOW THATS A FROZEN WEAPON [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

[ 05-25-2002, 04:12 PM: Message edited by: Ar-Cunin ]

*stuffs a live lobster with curry, and seals it with a winecork*
*Lobbs the lobstergranade at Talthy*

*begins to bombard Talthyr with rubbery chicken legs from outer space*

pfftt... Blue Whale? [img]tongue.gif[/img] *unleashes THE HAGGIS* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*darts in the door carrying a cream cake*

*creeps up behind Jerome*

*puts cream cake in Jeromes face* :D

*covers her head as the haggis goes off, then bursts up hurling spoon +3=fuls of ice cream at everyone*

*tries to catch as much as he can in his mouth* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

lobs cherry-bombs indiscriminately throughout the room

Then leaves - for now

Good Night y'all [img]graemlins/sleep3.gif[/img]

[ 05-25-2002, 04:43 PM: Message edited by: Ar-Cunin ]

*pelts Arcy's back with mustard as he leaves* ]

Bye Arcy! [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] Nighty-night. [img]smile.gif[/img]

*while Jerome eats the ice cream, Nessy tosses a Jelly bomb into the middle of the room*

*fills a firework with out of date olives and lights the fuse* :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ah, very creative... ;) *grabs an anti-olive umbrella*

*rolls balls of custard and sausages and plants them about the room, with paths of oil inbetween*

Hehe... Talthy, don't get the whale excited LOL ;)

<font color=pink>*Grabs whipped cream can and sprays it in Nessys face*</font>

*calmly licks whipped cream and tosses more strawberries at LB. they hit the whipped cream can, knocking it out and spraying it at LB. the straw-bees land neatly on top*

*pulls out chicken gun that shoots rotten eggs out of it's mouth and pelts nessy and jerome with 'em* Feel my wrath!! *bugawk!!!* Shut up stupid chicken!! *gets out lamb chop katanas* Feel my lamb wool slice!HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * attacks nessy and jerome again with lamb chop katanas* MWHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

* picks up all the food thrown by foodhooligans and eats his belly full, then sits back and waits for someone to throw him a beer*

If beer is what you want then beer is what you'll get!*pulls out fire hose connected to a tank of beer and puts it on fulls blast and fires it at johnny

*Epona's beer radar detects a disturbance in the force*

Did someone say beer? [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Hey Epona, useful radar there, but is it protected against fake beer, or it's technical name, non-alcoholic beer?
BTW, don't worry, the whales a female!!

*lays down and plays dead, waits for everyone to leave so he can lick up the beer spilled by someguy without any other foodhooligans disturbing him*

Well thank feck for that! Otherwise you'd have to keep your distance from it - around 3 metres distant I believe :eek:

*kicks johnny to see if he is still alive* Hmmmmmmmm *takes beer hose and sprayss johnny with it some more and then pulls up a chair and sits near johnny's body with beer hose in lap* I'm watching you johnny,you gotta get resurected sometime......................

And I'd also have 7 calories to run off, isn't that right Epster!! :D

*knows he is in trouble but still doesn't move, hopes someone wil come to his rescue, by sneaking up on someguy, and knock him out with a cucumber +3, so he can continue his beerlicking before it's all dried up*