we need all the money we can get to ensure Wendy's bladder stays in topfit condition
And we do this not coz we have to
But because we care so much for her bladder [img]smile.gif[/img]
I thank you for ur attention [img]smile.gif[/img]

apparently we need to donate to the "save rikards arse" fund aswell
to prevent Wendy from kicking it to New Glouckenshire (for you Friends fans out there)

[ 05-20-2002, 08:51 PM: Message edited by: Rikard_OHF ]

OH MY! Poor sis, I'll send money right away.. or is it beer? [img]graemlins/cheers.gif[/img]

Well, wine is classy... [img]graemlins/1pourwine.gif[/img] ... I'll send both! :D :D [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

PS: I'll send help for Rikard...something tells me his life expectancy just went waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Rikard, is this about a certain Lady of our long time aquaintance? If so, you may need those donations [img]smile.gif[/img]

I'll tell ya what - I'll sell my own bladder on e-bay to raise funds. Hows that?

Can I drill you about This?

Hang on, I'll reply in a minute, first I gotta go, be right back, sorry!

Oh and Rikard, pick those knees up when fleeing cause Ladyzekke's kick is right "behind ya." ... "mate".... :D

Can I drill you about This?</font>[/QUOTE]That's the spirit! Phil's Drill is infectious [img]tongue.gif[/img]

No wait now, can I get on this deal? Whatcha got?</font>[/QUOTE]Well it sounds like it's in better nick than your's gal. You can have first dibs on it, but I dunno what I'll do without it. Beered-up and bladderless is not a good combination.

I'm gonna drill someone about this, question is.....who???????

Don't drill LadyZ! She's already leaking...err.. I mean taking long trips to the facilities! [img]graemlins/toilet.gif[/img]

OK!!! Sheesh frikkenn OK THEN!! Yes my BLADDER IS THE SIZE OF A PEA! Did anyone miss that? Any of yall thousands who live all over the entire world looking at this forum, did you get that? I HAVE A BLADDER THE SIZE OF A PEA! Feel satisfied and fulfilled knowing that... :rolleyes:

OK so is everyone happy now that the universe is updated on my bladder status? If not, please feel free to e-mail me at mybladder.com, and ask any questions you may have about my bladder.

Oh, sorry, excuse me...

How big did you say it was again? I think I missed that.

That link isn't working Wendy ;) , and while we're comparing bladder sizes, let me just say that I'm quite proud of the one I've got, usually about 6 or 7 beers before I water the porcelain :D After the first trip though it's every second drink, why is that?

[ 05-20-2002, 09:26 PM: Message edited by: Downunda ]

ROTFL! Well, sis, I guess it must be a family thing.. ;) My beloved Nacht is always teasing me about how often I have to run off in mid talk and on drives.. LOLOL Hmm.. think it's heriditary? :D :D :D

How big did you say it was again? I think I missed that.</font>[/QUOTE]Oh a PEA! Sorry. You'll have to excuse me, I'm just a soulless stereotype with imaginary dogs and I have to suffer the distractions of a haunted house, also I've got Attention Defecit Disorder, I guess it's just my fate and destiny to get easily distract... hey, what's that over there?

ROTFLMAO! :D Epona, I'm glad I've got a good bladder, otherwise your post would have had me pissing myself! :D

Sorry my bladder link didn't work Downunda LOL, I guess my bladder will have to remain a mystery.

And Yes Cloudy, it is all your fault "sister", you did this to me! I remember, when we were both kids, you cast a "bladdershrink" spell on me cause you learned how to do it from Earl, the guy who cast the exact same spell on YOU.

[img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]

Oh no, shite...

I'm thirsty... :D

Well, do you think Alice's Adventures in Wonderland is a sick story of perversion, degredation and mind blowing bladder emptying? [img]graemlins/viking.gif[/img]

No way of course I don't!

*Cheshire" All bow to the Cheshire...

:D

[img]graemlins/cheers.gif[/img] Here you go, sis.... drink up... and uh.. I'll clear the way to the ladies room :D

Uh. .well..uh.. Earl SAID it would make something else grow... but hehe.. at least it only shrunk bladders.. ;)

Blah, Earl's an idiot. Tis OK, he's not in the picture anymore, I incinerated him (he died from his own gaseous plans, what a plot eh?) He has created a KungFuGal firey monster, yet at the same time a monster that must say "please excuse" quite often in the middle of a battle. Funny though how polite the monsters are with that, they just file their claws, smoke a cigg, whatever, until she returns, then the battle resumes (of course KungFuGal is all fired up again by then, baaahwaaahaaaa!)

Sheesh, look how low boredom will take you....

Well I don't have any money, but I will donate these rolls of loo paper which I think will come in handy LadyZ! Might help the Rikard's arse cause as well :D

hmm, a bog cup of coffee to LadyWendy after all that beer from Cloudy and an extra comfy boot-preventing pillow to Rikard! ;)

EArl?
Whatthe...

Aw Thankx Wolfie :0
Here i got a nice bone for ya
Hope the skeleton attached to it don't mind you taking it [img]smile.gif[/img]

Aw Thankx Wolfie :0
Here i got a nice bone for ya
Hope the skeleton attached to it don't mind you taking it [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Hehe! Only makes it more fun! :D

And by the way, just so you all know.. I´m not responsible for Stealthy!!

Wasn´t me!!
Bones on the carpet..
Wasn´t me!
Bones in your basket..
Wasn´t him! ;)

Hi Wendy,

Would a pair of second hand "incontinence pants" be of any use - only one previous owner - my great auntie in Inverness :D .

Aw Thankx Wolfie :0
Here i got a nice bone for ya
Hope the skeleton attached to it don't mind you taking it [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Hehe! Only makes it more fun! :D

And by the way, just so you all know.. I´m not responsible for Stealthy!!

Wasn´t me!!
Bones on the carpet..
Wasn´t me!
Bones in your basket..
Wasn´t him! ;) </font>[/QUOTE]Have you been eating Yellow snow again ;)

Nope, no yellow snow for me..
Just some nice pills the nice men in white coats prescribed me.. makes me clam anf easygoing! ;)

Say what is that lizard doing there up in the air?? wooooeeyyyoooo [img]tongue.gif[/img]

That's ur nose...
now will you step inside before you get hit by that door

errr who is Wendy?...we aren't talking peter pan and friends are we?

I'm willing to donate 3 feet of my intestines to Wendy:)

Davros - No thanks, you go ahead and just keep those LOL! How again did you come to have possession of them? :D

LofA - I can't believe you would be so generous as to give me three whole feet of those intestines, I'm gutted! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Majik - Ladyzekke=LadyWendy=Wendy

Woah, I didn't say I was in posession of them Wendy - just saying that for a real friend like, I could perhaps get a hold of some if I needed to :D .

LOL, cheers Davros! Such a kind offer from such a kind friend, [img]smile.gif[/img] but let's not dirty our hands on this. :D I think I'll stick to the loo, not ready for the pantspissing quite yet ;)