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Listen to the link people [img]tongue.gif[/img]

http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/gameofsatan/#adnd

Oh and listen to THIS one too:

http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/

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The players of this EVIL SATANIC game become satan worshippers and cultists who practice black magic, ritual sacrifice, homosexuality, bisexuality, transvetitism, voyeurism, semitism, communism, necrophilia, sadism, masochism, domination, marxism, darwinism, child pornography (using internet and anonymous servers), flag burning, fetishism, atheism, agnosticism, buddhism, catholicism, hare grishna, islam, báhá-í, humanism, babtitsism, calvinism, mormonism, heresy, orthodoxism, shintoism, other pagan religions, oral sex, bestiality, sex, herbalism, scientology, homeopathy, coprophilia, voyeurism, demonology, necromancy, jewishness, bondage, spiritism, fascism, anal sex, neo-nazism, ritual cannibalism, scatology, occultism, pagan religions, sorcery, sin, arson (especially churches), satanism, witchcraft, shamanism, incest, adultery and sodomy, feminism, also they drink human blood, listen to heavy metal and rock music, promote evolution theory instead of creationism, use hard drugs and try to summon real demons.

I'm starting to worry about all of you, finding these weird sites...

Where DO you come up with this stuff?

and just how do these morons claim you become both homosexual and bisexual? do they even know what those words mean?

Oh, that old site. [img]tongue.gif[/img] It's a "joke" site, despite what the dweeb says about it at the bottom. He put it up there to see how many people he could p*ss off. It's been around since, oh, I guess around 1996 or so.

If you follow any of his links to the inner pages, he says: "THIS IS NOT A JOKE......

it's a work of art." and then proceeds to explain what he was trying to do, which was to call attention to the stupidity of Christians who bash AD&D.

He also posts large quantities of hate mail that he has received at the site. Apparently this nerd gets off on people giving him death threats. :rolleyes:

I must admit, however, that I have always found this passage EXTREMELY hilarious: "Washing machines with transparent lid. Seeing underwear in the machine might arouse sinful thoughts!" [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

-Sazerac

[ 05-15-2002, 06:33 PM: Message edited by: Sazerac ]

Darn! you mean my post in the Guestbook was a waste:

"I just hope you idiots never learn how to breed"

:D :D

it's a joke?damnit!i was going to go out and buy all news books and start playing again.all because of the part about sex with virgins.now you just ruined my day. [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]

well damn you may as well have thrown in Christianity, Shintoism, Anarchism, and Doggie-Style sex [img]tongue.gif[/img]

lol...

and by the way: What the heck is wrong with practicing necromancy eh? EH? It's not like people call doctors with defibulators satanic! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*edit* oh they did throw in Shintosim! Its not even a religeon!
What's so wrong about a way of life bent on pacifism and helping people out? LOL something obviously [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 05-15-2002, 09:13 PM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ]

Great site... found it a while ago... oh, and in case you didn't notice, the background (the pentagons and such) have "THIS IS A JOKE" in them... [img]smile.gif[/img]

<font color="red"><H3>BEHOLD THE DEMON FUZZIES.</H3></font>
:D

originaly posted by :NEB

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I know its a joke and all , but they say all that stuff like its a BAD thing or something?

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Originally posted by /)eathKiller:
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and by the way: What the heck is wrong with practicing necromancy eh? EH? It's not like people call doctors with defibulators satanic! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

(...)

ROTFL! Sharp one. :D

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Originally posted by Sir Michael:
I'm starting to worry about all of you, finding these weird sites...

Where DO you come up with this stuff?

Michael, please DROP this condescending behavior. If you meant it as a joke, PLEASE use a smilie so we know you are not being smart aleck.

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Originally posted by Neb:
Listen to the link people [img]tongue.gif[/img]

http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/gameofsatan/#adnd

Oh and listen to THIS one too:

http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />The players of this EVIL SATANIC game become satan worshippers and cultists who practice black magic, ritual sacrifice, homosexuality, bisexuality, transvetitism, voyeurism, semitism, communism, necrophilia, sadism, masochism, domination, marxism, darwinism, child pornography (using internet and anonymous servers), flag burning, fetishism, atheism, agnosticism, buddhism, catholicism, hare grishna, islam, báhá-í, humanism, babtitsism, calvinism, mormonism, heresy, orthodoxism, shintoism, other pagan religions, oral sex, bestiality, sex, herbalism, scientology, homeopathy, coprophilia, voyeurism, demonology, necromancy, jewishness, bondage, spiritism, fascism, anal sex, neo-nazism, ritual cannibalism, scatology, occultism, pagan religions, sorcery, sin, arson (especially churches), satanism, witchcraft, shamanism, incest, adultery and sodomy, feminism, also they drink human blood, listen to heavy metal and rock music, promote evolution theory instead of creationism, use hard drugs and try to summon real demons.

</font>[/QUOTE]Drink Human blood huh? Aw darn... busted.. LOL! j/k.

Personally, nearly everyone I have met that played PnP AD&D was extremely smart. (Some were headbangers even) and all were very smart, and also very creative.

I met this very Religious boy once when I worked at a store, and just looked at him, and one day just blurted out "Do you think Dungeons and Dragons is Satanic?" He said "Yes".. I rolled my eyes so hard, they nearly fell out the side of my skull. (THAT would be a D20 die, almost as painful as a vorpal weapon strike) [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

The other guys called him "Jesus boy" .. and he worked at a Comic book store (Sells fantasy AD&D stuff--haha) He HAD to sell the stuff--no doubt creating lots of young evil-doers!! :D