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Post here for Mary and her lil lamb jokes... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Here is one:

Mary had a lil lamb
and it ran into a pylon
1000V went through it
and it turned into nylon. :D

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Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to the heater
every time it tried to move
it burnt it's little peter
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Mary had a little lamb
She threw it in a well
Threw a stick of dynamite in
and blew it all to hell

<font color = lightgreen>Poor Mary with her lamb cried "boo hoo!"
She wailed out so loud, "Who knew?"
She'd opened the gate
To the she-lamb, the mate
But her stud-lamb was in fact a ewe.

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Mary had a little lamb
From the farm it was a defector
It liked to bleat just like a ram
But she kept it quiet for Lecter.</font>

[ 05-15-2002, 03:13 PM: Message edited by: Azred ]

Mary had a little lamb, [img]graemlins/lamb.gif[/img]
that lived out in the yard,
Mary said it was kind,
The lamd turned around and grinned,
poked out Mary's eyes,
and then Mary went blind.

Okay so i just made that up!

Mary had a little lamb
She thought it was really sweet
But it was the son of Sam
and cut off her feet

Hmm... that didn't go so well - I guess I should't write poetry at midnight

[ 05-15-2002, 05:51 PM: Message edited by: Ar-Cunin ]

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread

(how cruel)

Mary had a little name
its had a nice white fleece
she later became a pr0no star
and her sheep, a bass singer in Grease...

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Mary wanted a little lamb
she wanted one so bad!
She stole one from its mother one day
and her mommy got real ma-aa-aad...
so she was stalked by fleecy predators
and was slain int he night...
the detectives at the crime seen...
had only woolen evidence, ever so white...

<font color=Orange>Mary had a piece of ham,
piece of ham,
piece of ham!
Mary had a piece of ham,
its greasyness really does show!

She took it with her to school one day,
school one day,
school one day!
She took it with her to school one day,
and all of her friends laughed!

But after a while she threw it away,
threw it away,
threw it away!
But after a while she threw it away,
because it got all moldy!!!!!!</font>

Mary had 2 Little lambs
They weren't just skin and bone
She's now up 97 quid
And much happier alone

<font color="pink">You guys are making this too complicated!

Mary had a little lamb...
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Mary had a little sheep
It went to bed with her to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb!

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was slightly grey,
It didn't have a father, just some borrowed DNA.
It sort of had a mother, though the ovum was on loan,
It was not so much a lambkin, as a little lamby clone.
And soon it had a fellow clone, and soon it had some more,
They followed her to school one day, all cramming through the door.
It made the children laugh and sing, the teachers found it droll,
There were too many lamby clones, for Mary to control.
No other could control the sheep, since their programs didn't vary,
So the scientists resolved it all, by simply cloning Mary.
But now they feel quite sheepish, those scientists unwary,
One problem solved, but what to do, with Mary, Mary, Mary!

<font color = lightgreen>Aviendha! [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] Words fail me! (which is actually quite difficult to accomplish)</font>

LOL, so many varities of the little lamb jokes [img]tongue.gif[/img]