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• Always start each joke on a new thread.
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• Re-post old jokes from the internet, they are still funny.
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• Very old jokes are the best because everyone has heard them.
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• Only think up something original if you are absolutely desperate
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• Never listen to people who say you should contain your jokes in a single thread.</font>

I'd ask you to marry me, but I'm spoken for. ;) [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]
How's your dog? How's your other dog? :D Sorry, I don't know any dog jokes.

*tries to contain urge to kill something*

*head explodes from the attempt*

*fortunately the ice cream vat muffles the blast*

LS - haven't you gotten out of that ice cream vat yet?

Don't worry - I have a can-opener right here ~start working on the vat~ This isn't going to hurt you - much ;)

P.S. I don't have any dog jokes either :(

I'd ask you to marry me, but I'm spoken for. ;) [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]
How's your dog? How's your other dog? :D Sorry, I don't know any dog jokes.</font>[/QUOTE]LOL - your kids would be Cloudnuts - fancy hanging that albatross around the poor kids neck :D . And your cats would fight with his dogs - I'm sorry.....I just can't picture it.

Donut, I'd hug you if I could find you! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

-Sazerac

See that, Donut? I'd marry you but Sazzie'd only hug you. Guess we know who really loves breakfast pastry around here! ;) [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Davros: ROTFLMAO@ 'cloudnuts'.... HAHAHAHHAHA! Now that's an albatross for sure... or maybe a new kind of coffee bean.... :D

And my tuff cats could whup his old doggies any day! [img]tongue.gif[/img] ;) [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] <H1> <font color="plum">GIGGLE</font></H1>

"We are not worthy... we are not worthy...."

Donut, you magnificent sugar-dusted confection! [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]

Gheez, Cloudy, I'm the wrong Gender! Donut's not a horse of a different cruller, after all! ;)

-Saz

Hehe.... looks like we're going to have a three-way catfight over the Tasty Pastry... I'd marry Donut for this thread too, if.... um well.... metaphorically speaking I would! ;) :D [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Hehe.... looks like we're going to have a three-way catfight over the Tasty Pastry... I'd marry Donut for this thread too, if.... um well.... metaphorically speaking I would! ;) :D [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]I'm just so pleased you all understand the subtitles of this thread! :D Initially I didn't think anyone would.

My old pal the grocer from Dublin would help! But he's not around much these days. :D

Saz! HAHAHAHHA! cruller.. GOOD ONE! LOLOL See, a joke thread is born! [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

LOLSFHISCAORLMSFALBP !! [img]graemlins/1drinkspit.gif[/img] dammit! Saz, that's the funniest thing I've read this morning, and I've been reading Jo's email. [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]

Secret Agent Double-Donut-Seven strikes again. :D

Can we just get away from all that talk of marriage.
Cloudnuts...*shudders*

Can I marry him too? :D - metaphorically again that is ;)

I was gonna get out of the vat soon anyhow - I just hid in it for a few days to create oreo ice cream that could drain enegrgy levels :D

How to gain!!!!! friends and influence people eh Donut....

LZ

Why Cloudnuts when they can be Doughbringers? ;)

So in the end, which poll was better?

Very Clever Donut LOL, can I walk your dog? [img]smile.gif[/img]

Not to worry. I've stopped posting most of them here...regardless of the source. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Your right donut I SHOULD post old jokes from the internet [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ever wonder why A, B, C, D, E, F are used to define bra sizes?
Well now you do
A - Almost Boobs
B - Barely there
C - Can Do
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake